Or no sex
Probably if it were advantageous for me or my family
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Very true 
Iâm not a car person but I have a thing for German engineering
Audis are great- reliable, good performance, sleek design
BMW i8 is better than any Audi though 
Thatâs cold, like evil genius cold! Or maybe youâre a âsapiosexualâ
No men can consistently dress like Steve Jobs and be taken seriously. Or itâs a lot harder for them to be taken seriously.
Steve Jobsâs dress is tolerated because he is one of the richest men in the world, so people are afraid to tell him he dresses like a dweeb.
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Hmm⊠I never knew that was a thing!
I guess itâs time to sculpt an attractive bank account then 
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Iâm here to confess that you and some of our other posters have really helped me understand my Auntâs more unusual behaviors in the context of a struggle for power and money, and thus better accept them. Itâs obvious sheâs accepted some of our more unusual behaviors, so itâs only fair.
I was also really surprised to learn that Chinese people donât talk like Dynasty Warriors 3. Like at all. I was equally shocked to learn that it isnât pronounced âCow Cowâ.
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Cao cao (the two have different intonations) is the best! He even mentored the general who ended up winning The whole 3 kingdoms thing. Unlike the other two, he had real skill and didnât have to rely as much on subordinates to do his bidding.
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Iâve recently been getting into more and more Chinese history, which is such a fascinating behemoth of a subject. Iâm just scratching the surface still, with far too much of my knowledge coming from video games.
On that note, Iâll confess that Iâm now up to 50 hours of playtime in Total War: Three Kingdoms. I could have spent that time studying actual Chinese history, but I preferred crafting my own narrative where Ma Teng builds an unstoppable steppe army of horse archers, Ma Chao marries Sun Ren and all of China falls to my strategic and tactical brilliance.
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Her husband (Liu bei) was a useless pussy. The only reason he got so far was because geniuses like zhu geliang, and amazing warriors like Zhang fei felt the need to serve him.
She was actually supposed to be a honey trap spy planted by her brother sun quan
Whoever said you should date an academic may be wrong about youâŠ
For the record, Liu Beiâs in-game bonus is âUnityâ, which is basically a buff you get for being a nice guy. Like, super-nice. You get Zhang Fei and Guan Yu as starting generals though, which makes him overall easy to play.
Iâve also been reading about the Jin Dynasty. I got there from learning about the Mongols, which is some of the coolest history Iâve dove into recently. Such epic clashes on such epic scales, and it was all recorded very well.
We talk like that guy who did all the voice overs for all those Saturday afternoon Kung Phooey movies of yore. Note that the lips move before the words are heard, because we speak the Devil language with the forked tongue, which works differentlyâŠ
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I know exactly what you mean.
Iâm here to confess that racism is not dead at all. My friends and I would do that shit ALL OF THE TIME before rough-housing on the trampoline, wrestling in the grass and even pretending to Kung-Fu fight in the basement or hosting our own version of the Kumite, etc.
You Killed My Father.
But I Thought You Were Dead!?!?
Prepare To Die!!!
All with our mouths moving in weird contortions.
Please, on behalf of myself, my ancestors, and everyone who shares my heritage, my prejudices, my bias, my childhood street and what Iâm told is my seething, unconscious hatred of all people who arenât white I guess, please accept my deepest apologies for all of my past transgressions, microaggressions and other forms of oppression.
We thought it was fun. We thought it was cool to pretend to be Chong Li, and mimic his ways. I now understand how wrong we were, and the tremendous harm youâve suffered because of it.
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My problem with him is that he has no skill of his own.
The modern day equivalent would be a ceo of a successful company who gets credit for running the company when in reality the cfo and board of directors are doing all the work
Well, I did train Karate for a decade because of the overwhelming peer pressure from those of your ilk. Why Karate and not Kung Fu? Because the Japanese wiped the floor with the Chinese in all things martial. @dt79 Fuck Wing Chun; biatches.
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All you need to do is date a little bit and I think youâll do a fine job sorting things out. As long as you donât fall for the usual silly girl traps, like propping up a useless pussy or irrationally latching on to the first guy to press a button or two of yours, you should be A-OK.
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Half of traditional Japanese culture is honestly Tang Dynasty knockoff
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No doubt we are the Master CivilizationâŠ
Japan, and now Korea imo, are just better at being water, fuck Wing Chun⊠(what, is there an echo in here?)
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As a man who always has been attracted to âcurvierâ, hourglass shaped women, I also cannot explain the fascination. My wife hates that she is gifted in that area, but itâs a major plus for me.
Her intelligence just makes her attractive physical features even better.
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Thatâs what I DID too when playing with my Indian friends. Itâs Michael Winslowâs fault.
The Manchus turned us into wusses, thatâs why lol. They were the first to officially outlaw practicing any form of fighting styles and organized matches. They burned down the Shaolin Temple ffs lol. Actually, thatâs what happened in many parts of Asia. People like the Javanese were smart enough to disguise their fighting styles as dances like silat(what the guy from The Raid and Wu Warriors practices. The modern version used in actual tournaments is fucking brutal.). Chinese decided to go all the way into dancing. Thatâs why kungfu evolved into something for display, not for any practical use.
Tai Chi used to be like some form of grappling or wrestling style taught to soldiers in basic training. Now itâs for old people in parks who find yoga too taxing. Some basic principles of grappling are still noticeable, done in extreme slow motion.
China actually has itâs own legit martial art, though, which isnât a traditional martial art. Itâs called Sanda. Itâs basically kickboxing with some wrestling and kungfu kicks thrown in. Cung Le from the UFC practices this.
Their entire written language was appropriated from us lol.
Fuck Wing Chun.
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