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Over?
Over. Definitley over.
Why put it on the roll? As a bodybuilder, you should be going through toilet paper too fast to worry about it. I take mine out of the package and it is usually on the floor or on the sink…until the next day when I need a new roll. Martha Stewart doesn’t live in my house. I killed her.
Over the top is the only way. People who put the roll on backwards are fucking retards.
Doesn’t matter to me…just have it there when I need it.
My wife likes it over…but we have an agreement. I’ll put a new roll over, if you don’t bitch when the seat is left up.
Over… it just looks and rolls better that way.
However, that is when the roll gets hung up. Half the time, like Professor X, I wind up using toilet paper from a roll that is sitting on the floor, or stacked in the shelves with the extras in my bathroom.
I think we should leave this one to the experts guys
I’m with Prof-x on this, besides, usually I finish it all in one sitting.
I’m with the Prof on this one, mine barely ever makes it to the holder. Though I don’t quite go through a roll a day.
Remember to take Feng Shui into account.
And as far as going through a roll a day, all the women in my life do that. For some reason they have to used half a roll at a time.
HEre is my take:
I prefer over the top.
If you have a kitten, cat or puppy who likes to play with the roll, then I want it under. What they tend to do is paw at it and make it spin. If you are having the roll over the top, it will make a pile of paper on the floor. IF it goes under then it stays wound up and no mess for the animal to drag all over the house to prove to you how good they are.
In my house as to seat position, IF I have to lift it, you can set it back down. I will put it down at night. I know nice guys finish last.
If its on the roll I think under looks better, it may not be as functional but the aesthetics are appealing!
Personally I prefer to shit at work; nothing better than getting paid to shit.
For all you sickos who use a roll a day, I would consider de hairing your ass crack. I have found this to be a great way to conserve on toilet paper as it is generally a clean wipe with just 2 or 3 swipes. I mean, I know if you eat like a horse you shit alot, but even through some of my bulking phases when I was crapping 2-3 times a day, I still only went through a roll every 3 or 4 days.
OR OR… Maybe this is where the true aspects of being a conservative and a liberal come into play, Me being relatively conservative, will Conserve TP for my bunghole and thus save money and the environment all at the same time, While the good Prof is very liberal with his TP usage and thus is wasting money and destroying the environment.
Good points Vegita, I would have to say I am a moderate on this issue at times trying to conserve TP and also at times not giving a shit (pun intended) and being quite liberal if circumstances call for it!.
Ya but if you were really a conservative you wouldn’t care about the environment. While the Prof would split out his TP to give to the poor or better yet skim from you to give to them; while saving dolphins of course!
Vegita, it is so sad that your ass is as conservative as you are. That must hurt. Farts for you must come out as sounds that only dogs can hear. I, in truth, go through a roll every OTHER day. Therefore, I am liberal with my cleaning, but not so liberal as to waste toilet paper for no damn reason. I think size of the individual and overall food intake also come into play. I generally eat more than most people can put away in two days. A large pizza. Thanks, I’ll have one, but what will you be eating?
[quote]Snoop wrote:
Personally I prefer to shit at work; nothing better than getting paid to shit.[/quote]
agreed.
I keep mine on the linenrack in front of me as a motivational tool.
You must keep your eyes on the prize,
Otherwise you whon’t gain size,
you’ll have messy thighs,
and your spouse don’t have to compromise.
If its not on the rack,
I gotta reach back,
then clean up my crack,
to stay on track.
Special thanks to William Shakespeare and Johny Cochran.
this is related, but have you guys heard about this new proposed tax in Florida? Democrat in the FL legislature wants a 2 cent per roll tax on TP to pay for water treatment.