[quote]Phatshady912 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Nate Gates wrote:
Do you hangout with Ponyboy and Sodapop?
I will bet 20 bucks that just flew over the heads of nearly every teenager or even college aged guy on this board.
I want my 20$ Prof, I’m 17 and I read The Outsiders in 8th grade. Damnit… you said nearly, I don’t care I still want 20$!!![/quote]
Well, the book was written in 1967 so what I meant was 20 bucks, but deflated to match the economy of the 60’s. I’ll get you that nickle.
You guys are no help at all.
I think the guy is looking for a custom program, y’know, some sport specific functional stuff that doesn’t take more than a day and a half.
Anyway, a MUCH better question might have been, how not to be a stupid loser asshole and get into useless fights – especially ones you don’t think you can win.
You guys are no help at all. This poor kid has to fight a football player. I don’t want to see him get killed by this 150 pound mass monster.
Whatever you do when fighting a football player do not punch him in the helmet.
Grab him by the facemask and twist.
If the helmet comes off in your hand you should hit him with it.
[quote]rumblefish wrote:
Basically you’re going to be pounded into a bloody smudge. He’s going to pick you up and slam you, hit you in the snot box, poke your eyes like the three stooges, bite off your ear, change your oil, snap your neck, elbow you in the temple, drag you on the pavement, run you over with his volkswagon, shit in your mailbox, jam your finger, scrape your knee, buy your house for a pittance of its worth, poison your dog, put your grandmother in a home, call the police and tell them you have child pornography, draw an insulting picture, and then pee in your pocket.
He’s a football player, there’s nothing you can do to stop him. Muay thai skills, bo staff skills, driving a stick shift skills, whatever skills you have mean nothing. This will probably be the last time you are physically able to visit this website… at least I hope it is.[/quote]
He’s right. You’re fucked - big time. If I were you, I’d hold a roll of dimes in your hands for extra weight. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, since he’s so much taller than you, you should definitely try to throw him.
DB
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
You guys are no help at all. This poor kid has to fight a football player. I don’t want to see him get killed by this 150 pound mass monster.
Whatever you do when fighting a football player do not punch him in the helmet.
Grab him by the facemask and twist.
If the helmet comes off in your hand you should hit him with it.
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Or you could slap the face mask really hard, and then he won’t be able to see.
I think they’re going to start off pulling hair and face-gouging. It will then turn into the two of them in bearhugs, nose to nose. Their eyes will meet and the magic will begin. Before they know what is happening, they will be locked in a deep tongue-kiss, hands grasping at each other’s groins and buttocks. Five minutes later, the FB player will be balls-deep in the muay tai’s mudchute with a full reach-around. A day later, they will be best friends-forever.
This has been another recess-fight love story.
DB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
I think they’re going to start off pulling hair and face-gouging. It will then turn into the two of them in bearhugs, nose to nose. Their eyes will meet and the magic will begin. Before they know what is happening, they will be locked in a deep tongue-kiss, hands grasping at each other’s groins and buttocks. Five minutes later, the FB player will be balls-deep in the muay tai’s mudchute with a full reach-around. A day later, they will be best friends-forever.
This has been another recess-fight love story.
DB[/quote]
damn man, you and harris have something in common. you guys should take it easy on the homo-erotic fantasy. just an observation, maybe you guys should hook up.
[quote]rumblefish wrote:
Basically you’re going to be pounded into a bloody smudge. He’s going to pick you up and slam you, hit you in the snot box, poke your eyes like the three stooges, bite off your ear, change your oil, snap your neck, elbow you in the temple, drag you on the pavement, run you over with his volkswagon, shit in your mailbox, jam your finger, scrape your knee, buy your house for a pittance of its worth, poison your dog, put your grandmother in a home, call the police and tell them you have child pornography, draw an insulting picture, and then pee in your pocket.
He’s a football player, there’s nothing you can do to stop him. Muay thai skills, bo staff skills, driving a stick shift skills, whatever skills you have mean nothing. This will probably be the last time you are physically able to visit this website… at least I hope it is.[/quote]
LOL!
[quote]rumblefish wrote:
Basically you’re going to be pounded into a bloody smudge. He’s going to pick you up and slam you, hit you in the snot box, poke your eyes like the three stooges, bite off your ear, change your oil, snap your neck, elbow you in the temple, drag you on the pavement, run you over with his volkswagon, shit in your mailbox, jam your finger, scrape your knee, buy your house for a pittance of its worth, poison your dog, put your grandmother in a home, call the police and tell them you have child pornography, draw an insulting picture, and then pee in your pocket.
He’s a football player, there’s nothing you can do to stop him. Muay thai skills, bo staff skills, driving a stick shift skills, whatever skills you have mean nothing. This will probably be the last time you are physically able to visit this website… at least I hope it is.[/quote]
thank you…very much…now work doesnt seem so bad today, haha
Don’t fight this guy because I bet my money on it he is not posting anything on the web about fighting you. And by you posting this it means you have doubt and lack of confidence in your fighting skills.
[quote]mazilla wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
I think they’re going to start off pulling hair and face-gouging. It will then turn into the two of them in bearhugs, nose to nose. Their eyes will meet and the magic will begin. Before they know what is happening, they will be locked in a deep tongue-kiss, hands grasping at each other’s groins and buttocks. Five minutes later, the FB player will be balls-deep in the muay tai’s mudchute with a full reach-around. A day later, they will be best friends-forever.
This has been another recess-fight love story.
DB
damn man, you and harris have something in common. you guys should take it easy on the homo-erotic fantasy. just an observation, maybe you guys should hook up.
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Thanks for your concern. I have filed it…away.
And, my post was no gayer than the original post.
DB
There is no time to mess around, so you need to act quickly.
Go to the nearest abandoned warehouse and dance on and around your car.
This is how we got shit done back in the day.
Maybe you could get in shape quick by beating up a a few video game players, figure skaters, then progress to some volleyball players, then basketball players, finally perhaps some other outdoor types like golfers, soccer players, baseball players and then… then you beat the crap out of football players.
Come on guys… it’s all about progressive resistance and adaptation!
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
mazilla wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
I think they’re going to start off pulling hair and face-gouging. It will then turn into the two of them in bearhugs, nose to nose. Their eyes will meet and the magic will begin. Before they know what is happening, they will be locked in a deep tongue-kiss, hands grasping at each other’s groins and buttocks. Five minutes later, the FB player will be balls-deep in the muay tai’s mudchute with a full reach-around. A day later, they will be best friends-forever.
This has been another recess-fight love story.
DB
damn man, you and harris have something in common. you guys should take it easy on the homo-erotic fantasy. just an observation, maybe you guys should hook up.
Thanks for your concern. I have filed it…away.
And, my post was no gayer than the original post.
DB[/quote]
maybe i should have finished it with a 
so you would know it was a joke.
p.s. there are few gayer comebacks then “i filed it away”. everybody knows gay’s love to file.
[quote]vroom wrote:
Maybe you could get in shape quick by beating up a a few video game players, figure skaters, then progress to some volleyball players, then basketball players, finally perhaps some other outdoor types like golfers, soccer players, baseball players and then… then you beat the crap out of football players.
Come on guys… it’s all about progressive resistance and adaptation![/quote]
I’d rather recommend an undulating periodization scheme.
[quote]michael2507 wrote:
I’d rather recommend an undulating periodization scheme.[/quote]
Hmm, possibly, but he’d really better not be training to failure.
why has no one suggested getting a “gat” and “popping one in his ass”?
i mean sure, you’ll go to jail for life; but at least there you’ll get plenty of buttsex.
[quote]mazilla wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
mazilla wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
I think they’re going to start off pulling hair and face-gouging. It will then turn into the two of them in bearhugs, nose to nose. Their eyes will meet and the magic will begin. Before they know what is happening, they will be locked in a deep tongue-kiss, hands grasping at each other’s groins and buttocks. Five minutes later, the FB player will be balls-deep in the muay tai’s mudchute with a full reach-around. A day later, they will be best friends-forever.
This has been another recess-fight love story.
DB
damn man, you and harris have something in common. you guys should take it easy on the homo-erotic fantasy. just an observation, maybe you guys should hook up.
Thanks for your concern. I have filed it…away.
And, my post was no gayer than the original post.
DB
maybe i should have finished it with a so you would know it was a joke.
p.s. there are few gayer comebacks then “i filed it away”. everybody knows gay’s love to file.[/quote]
Damn, you know all of the idiosyncracies! And yes, I would have preferred if you would have winked at me. I did not catch the joke as I am an emotional wreck right now. My boss is all over me (not like that)for making too many personal calls and my hair looks like shit today and to top it off, it was dark when I dressed this morning so I am wearing a black belt with brown shoes! And my bikini’s are bunching uncomfortably. Ugh, I just detest Mondays.
DB
[quote]Applesauce wrote:
There is no time to mess around, so you need to act quickly.
Go to the nearest abandoned warehouse and dance on and around your car.
This is how we got shit done back in the day.[/quote]
Ow! Who’s bad?
DB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Ow! Who’s bad?
DB[/quote]
Who wants to mess with this? I know I don’t.