no fight, wrong guy. also i ruined my T-Nation reputation. posting this i was trying to figure out what a football player would do in a fight, im not/wasn’t scared of the guy and also i thought i had the advantage but i was still wondering what kind of things he would come at me with ex: charging at me (obvious), and just swinging. sorry for this post, i figured everything out.
Are you meeting him at the bike rack during recess?
If he’s a good football player, you’re fucked.
150 and 6’1’'? Damn…
What position does he play? Probably a wide receiver at that size… Not sure what to tell you, unless he was a lineman, I don’t think him playing football really makes a difference.
Try not to fight unless you have to, but if you must… my advice is once you see him, go at him… sounds like you guys are pretty young/ lack experience, so just be intense, be confident, be crazy, your an animal. walk up to him with the intention of hitting him in the face. forget him being a football player or whatever, he’s bigger than you so try to use your quickness. if he’s bigger you need to be quicker, if you cant be quicker and your smaller, just get mean and fuck him up. pussy.
good luck.
Basically you’re going to be pounded into a bloody smudge. He’s going to pick you up and slam you, hit you in the snot box, poke your eyes like the three stooges, bite off your ear, change your oil, snap your neck, elbow you in the temple, drag you on the pavement, run you over with his volkswagon, shit in your mailbox, jam your finger, scrape your knee, buy your house for a pittance of its worth, poison your dog, put your grandmother in a home, call the police and tell them you have child pornography, draw an insulting picture, and then pee in your pocket.
He’s a football player, there’s nothing you can do to stop him. Muay thai skills, bo staff skills, driving a stick shift skills, whatever skills you have mean nothing. This will probably be the last time you are physically able to visit this website… at least I hope it is.
wow this is a great post.
what i would do, were i you, which thank the almight Lord that i am not, is this:
i would run up to him, and when you get about 10 feet away, stop, drop your pants, turn around, and bend over. right before (or after, if you prefer) he sticks it in you, turn around and start punching his nutsack like a speedbag.
works every time.
Bite him somewhere tender.
this is sort of a general question but if you know how to apply a guillotine choke, thats a gimme if he comes in for a meathead football tackle.
just an idea
rumble and bastard. Thank you.
OP good luck.
you gotta be shittin’ me…
[quote]rumblefish wrote:
Basically you’re going to be pounded into a bloody smudge. He’s going to pick you up and slam you, hit you in the snot box, poke your eyes like the three stooges, bite off your ear, change your oil, snap your neck, elbow you in the temple, drag you on the pavement, run you over with his volkswagon, shit in your mailbox, jam your finger, scrape your knee, buy your house for a pittance of its worth, poison your dog, put your grandmother in a home, call the police and tell them you have child pornography, draw an insulting picture, and then pee in your pocket.
He’s a football player, there’s nothing you can do to stop him. Muay thai skills, bo staff skills, driving a stick shift skills, whatever skills you have mean nothing. This will probably be the last time you are physically able to visit this website… at least I hope it is.[/quote]
Freakin hilarious!
All that marshall art shit is meaningless in a real fight. Your only chance is to sucker punch him and pray you break his nose. If you don’t he’ll probably ragdoll you.
You: Don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.
Football Player: Since when, p-dubb? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
You: Try and hit me, big football guy.
Football Player: What?
You: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.
Good luck.
DD
[quote]rumblefish wrote:
Basically you’re going to be pounded into a bloody smudge. He’s going to pick you up and slam you, hit you in the snot box, poke your eyes like the three stooges, bite off your ear, change your oil, snap your neck, elbow you in the temple, drag you on the pavement, run you over with his volkswagon, shit in your mailbox, jam your finger, scrape your knee, buy your house for a pittance of its worth, poison your dog, put your grandmother in a home, call the police and tell them you have child pornography, draw an insulting picture, and then pee in your pocket.
He’s a football player, there’s nothing you can do to stop him. Muay thai skills, bo staff skills, driving a stick shift skills, whatever skills you have mean nothing. This will probably be the last time you are physically able to visit this website… at least I hope it is.[/quote]
I’ll reply to the OP, just as soon as I stop laughing at rumble… my ribs! owww, my ribs…
So … he is a tall skinny whimp of a kid who plays football and you are even smaller in fact you weight less than my backpack. And the two of you are gonna rumble. WTF???
150lbs??? wtf???
125lbs??? wtf???
Am I missing something?
Are you both girls?
This is all just stupid. Are you like 13 years old?
Don’t fight, that’s my advice. It is easy for two numbnuts to have one guy fall down and split their head and die etc… or get injuries that last a lifetime such as broken bones or an ugly nose, or lose an eye etc… and it is just stupid.
If you must fight get in the ring with a ref
OR, lay down the rules first the two of you or something
Or, how about you take turns punching each other in the gut until someone gives up.
If you really want to screw with his mind, before the fight, whisper to him that you think he is cute. That will screw with any young guys’ mind (unless he is gay). Less likely to grapple you then.
Any “upcoming” fight that isn’t in a ring is just stupid.
At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you’re gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
[points to p-dubb]
Take a look at what I’m wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I’m a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!
Again, good luck.
DD
[quote]Magarhe wrote:
So … he is a tall skinny whimp of a kid who plays football and you are even smaller in fact you weight less than my backpack. And the two of you are gonna rumble. WTF???
150lbs??? wtf???
125lbs??? wtf???
Am I missing something?
Are you both girls?
This is all just stupid. Are you like 13 years old?
Don’t fight, that’s my advice. It is easy for two numbnuts to have one guy fall down and split their head and die etc… or get injuries that last a lifetime such as broken bones or an ugly nose, or lose an eye etc… and it is just stupid.
If you must fight get in the ring with a ref
OR, lay down the rules first the two of you or something
Or, how about you take turns punching each other in the gut until someone gives up.
If you really want to screw with his mind, before the fight, whisper to him that you think he is cute. That will screw with any young guys’ mind (unless he is gay). Less likely to grapple you then.
Any “upcoming” fight that isn’t in a ring is just stupid.
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Where did you grow up? While I agree that fighting is stupid, to think that an agreed upon code of ethics or a sanctioned match will be organized is equally stupid.
Kids fight, it’s part of growing up and as long as they only use their fists probably the worst thing that will happen is one of them gets a blackeye or a fat lip or something - big deal, hell, they will probably be best friends next week.
Have a male escort at the ready in case things go bad and you need to bolt for your car.
[quote]matt88 wrote:
Where did you grow up? While I agree that fighting is stupid, to think that an agreed upon code of ethics or a sanctioned match will be organized is equally stupid.
Kids fight, it’s part of growing up and as long as they only use their fists probably the worst thing that will happen is one of them gets a blackeye or a fat lip or something - big deal, hell, they will probably be best friends next week.[/quote]
Hey, I never said I obeyed my own advice when I was a kid!
Just that now I can’t recommend it.
Some schools have boxing and wrestling, well they did when I was a kid.
I agree they probably will end up good friends afterwards maybe or at least have a bit of respect. OR maybe not who knows.
Of course we all assume they are kids.
It is possible someone could get seriously hurt, nearly always from falling down and hitting the ground badly. I can’t really recommend to any kid getting involved in a fight, it just isn’t wise.
What about an arm wrestle instead or something.
[quote]p-dubb wrote:
this may seem like a dumb thread but it would help if you could give me some advice.[/quote]
No, it doesn’t “seem” like a dumb thread. It is a dumb thread.
You want people to give you ideas on how to fight some kid at school.
Guy’s like you could ruin this site man.
Go away.