[quote]JFS wrote:
who needs comedy central when threads like this show up.
good shit. continue to entertain me …[/quote]
Hopefully the original poster will up the comedy ante and tell us what this fight is about. A girl? Gave the other guy a dirty look? What?
[quote]michael2507 wrote:
Here’s something for motivation…
Good luck![/quote]
gets better every time i see it.
[quote]Chris57 wrote:
JFS wrote:
who needs comedy central when threads like this show up.
good shit. continue to entertain me …
Hopefully the original poster will up the comedy ante and tell us what this fight is about. A girl? Gave the other guy a dirty look? What?
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I think the OP has been battered already
Walk up to him, say that you’re very sorry, tell him that you know he’s tougher than you and that as far as you’re concerned everything’s cool and you don’t want any problems.
Then when he laughs at you, kick him in the front of the knee.
Works every time!
I know it’s always been somewhat bad, but what’s up with the recent surge in numbers of insanely ridiculous posts around here lately?
[quote]harris447 wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
If he starts to rape you, make yourself puke. Or better yet, try to shit yourself.
That will ruin the mood and he won’t be able to keep it up.
I disagree.
If you start to get raped (and you will), get into it. Enjoy it loudly and forcefully. This way, it turns the act from violence into pure sweaty man sex.
This will, in turn, cause your aggressor to question his own sexuality and stop.
But regardless of whether you take SWR’s advice or mine, one thing is certain: you will be the victim of boy-rape. Probably repeatedly and sans lube or the kind and gentle caress you were searching for.[/quote]
trust him, thats the trick he uses everytime. good one harris, the best post you have made to date 
in all honesty, he’s probably gonna rush you. since tackling is his second nature, step back and nail him in the face. if you can kick, that would be a good time to plant one on his face with the bottom of your shoe(front snap kick).you could also pull him down and roll him on to his back using his momentum, then proceed to ground and pound his face. either way, your gonna have to go for his face. good luck, keep us posted.
Do you hangout with Ponyboy and Sodapop?
Umm… troll?
[quote]Nate Gates wrote:
Do you hangout with Ponyboy and Sodapop?[/quote]
I will bet 20 bucks that just flew over the heads of nearly every teenager or even college aged guy on this board.
Postpone this fight for a month.
Go to your nearest BJJ school immediately
[quote]p-dubb wrote:
someone tell me about football players, im getting in a fight with one soon. the kid is about 150 im 125 hes like 6’ 1-2" im 5’ 8". im thinking he would just try to give me one of those 1 hit wonders, like the one where you put allll your weight into a straight right but if he was doing that i would easily get by it. i have okay mauy thai skills and also i stay on top if the fight goes to the ground. this may seem like a dumb thread but it would help if you could give me some advice.[/quote]
Are you shitting me?
Another fucking post written by a sixteen year old who’s scared of getting the crap kicked out him, so he poses the question of “HoWz I kik hiz a$$?” on a fucking bodybuilding board?
You guys need to take this shit elsewhere, and learn how to take care of your own goddamn lives.
Christ.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Nate Gates wrote:
Do you hangout with Ponyboy and Sodapop?
I will bet 20 bucks that just flew over the heads of nearly every teenager or even college aged guy on this board.[/quote]
Say what’s up to Darry for me.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Nate Gates wrote:
Do you hangout with Ponyboy and Sodapop?
I will bet 20 bucks that just flew over the heads of nearly every teenager or even college aged guy on this board.[/quote]
Here’s $20
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Nate Gates wrote:
Do you hangout with Ponyboy and Sodapop?
I will bet 20 bucks that just flew over the heads of nearly every teenager or even college aged guy on this board.[/quote]
I’m 29, and it took me a few seconds to remember that one…
Jesus, what an idiot. The internet should have an age limit.
[quote]Nate Gates wrote:
Do you hangout with Ponyboy and Sodapop?[/quote]
Bra-fucking-vo!
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Nate Gates wrote:
Do you hangout with Ponyboy and Sodapop?
I will bet 20 bucks that just flew over the heads of nearly every teenager or even college aged guy on this board.[/quote]
Give us some credit. High schools may be weak these days, but they still have books.
In fact, I noticed my 12-year-old cousin reading this book about a year ago.
Or maybe Canada’s just 30 years behind in the evolution of education, and we were just reading your castoffs. Who knows?
To the OP, give him a purple nurple. That or a wedgie. Football players hate that.
[quote]Bullmoose wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Nate Gates wrote:
Do you hangout with Ponyboy and Sodapop?
I will bet 20 bucks that just flew over the heads of nearly every teenager or even college aged guy on this board.
Give us some credit. High schools may be weak these days, but they still have books.
In fact, I noticed my 12-year-old cousin reading this book about a year ago.
Or maybe Canada’s just 30 years behind in the evolution of education, and we were just reading your castoffs. Who knows?
To the OP, give him a purple nurple. That or a wedgie. Football players hate that.[/quote]
Well, Canada must be doing something right.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Nate Gates wrote:
Do you hangout with Ponyboy and Sodapop?
I will bet 20 bucks that just flew over the heads of nearly every teenager or even college aged guy on this board.[/quote]
I want my 20$ Prof, I’m 17 and I read The Outsiders in 8th grade. Damnit… you said nearly, I don’t care I still want 20$!!!