[quote]Applesauce wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Ow! Who’s bad?
DB
Who wants to mess with this? I know I don’t.
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It looks like he’s wiping his ass on a headlight.
DB
Im no master but ive been in martial arts all my life and this is to all the people who think wrong about martial artists.
Sure were hot headed and dumb, and small, and sometimes weak. But the point is is your a REAL martial artist you sit back and just let your mind take you. In saying this if i were to fight someone twise my size all I need is to say i win either way. In doing this i walk away, If he comes at me then well move to the right and a strong kick right to the knee cap will bring em down in time for you to run.
[quote]Applesauce wrote:
There is no time to mess around, so you need to act quickly.
Go to the nearest abandoned warehouse and dance on and around your car.
This is how we got shit done back in the day.[/quote]
Was that a West Side Story or Michael Jackson video reference?
[quote]harris447 wrote:
Applesauce wrote:
There is no time to mess around, so you need to act quickly.
Go to the nearest abandoned warehouse and dance on and around your car.
This is how we got shit done back in the day.
Was that a West Side Story or Michael Jackson video reference?[/quote]
Footloose, but you can make a case for anyone of them. Don’t forget Electric Boogaloo or You Got Served.
[quote]DT wrote:
Im no master but ive been in martial arts all my life and this is to all the people who think wrong about martial artists.
Sure were hot headed and dumb, and small, and sometimes weak. But the point is is your a REAL martial artist you sit back and just let your mind take you. In saying this if i were to fight someone twise my size all I need is to say i win either way. In doing this i walk away, If he comes at me then well move to the right and a strong kick right to the knee cap will bring em down in time for you to run.[/quote]
What the hell are you talking about?
[quote]DT wrote:
Im no master but ive been in martial arts all my life and this is to all the people who think wrong about martial artists.
Sure were hot headed and dumb, and small, and sometimes weak. But the point is is your a REAL martial artist you sit back and just let your mind take you. In saying this if i were to fight someone twise my size all I need is to say i win either way. In doing this i walk away, If he comes at me then well move to the right and a strong kick right to the knee cap will bring em down in time for you to run.[/quote]
Oh boy! Now you’ve really stirred the hornet’s nest.
troop
p.s. - You should stop all fighting classes now and take up grammar and spelling instead. I think it will help you much more.
What the hell is wrong with you people? He should bring a skillet to school and hide it in his backpack until the last second, then bring it out when the football bully is charging at him head down.
The football guy will hit the skillet and be knocked unconscious, at which point you can shit in the skillet ( completely stripping below the waist and squatting over his chest in full view of the public is best to show much you dominate) and leave it on his chest for all to see in the middle of the school hallway.
Or you could have his parents killed, chop them up, and serve them to him in a bowl of chili at lunch.
[quote]brads1111 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Nate Gates wrote:
Do you hangout with Ponyboy and Sodapop?
I will bet 20 bucks that just flew over the heads of nearly every teenager or even college aged guy on this board.
i can’t stop reading this shit. I sure as hell missed this. Westside story?[/quote]
Outsiders.
If you’ve never read the book, do it. It’s not very long. It’s usually (or at least used to be; I don’t know what the required reading is these days) read in middle school in the States, but it’s not so elementary that you feel like you’re reading a “kids book”.
[quote]CC wrote:
brads1111 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Nate Gates wrote:
Do you hangout with Ponyboy and Sodapop?
I will bet 20 bucks that just flew over the heads of nearly every teenager or even college aged guy on this board.
i can’t stop reading this shit. I sure as hell missed this. Westside story?
Outsiders.
If you’ve never read the book, do it. It’s not very long. It’s usually (or at least used to be; I don’t know what the required reading is these days) read in middle school in the States, but it’s not so elementary that you feel like you’re reading a “kids book”.
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“Let’s do it for Johnny, man… Let’s do it for JOHNNY!”
Stay gold Ponyboy…
B.
[quote]brads1111 wrote:
CC wrote:
brads1111 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Nate Gates wrote:
Do you hangout with Ponyboy and Sodapop?
I will bet 20 bucks that just flew over the heads of nearly every teenager or even college aged guy on this board.
i can’t stop reading this shit. I sure as hell missed this. Westside story?
Outsiders.
If you’ve never read the book, do it. It’s not very long. It’s usually (or at least used to be; I don’t know what the required reading is these days) read in middle school in the States, but it’s not so elementary that you feel like you’re reading a “kids book”.
Maybe I’ll go to America’s favorite library “Barnes and Noble”, and read the thing. My brother’s friend tried to get thrown out of that place. It started on Monday with ordering a pizza in there and ended on that Friday with the guy setting up a tent. He set up a tent. God bless chain stores where no one cares.
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Holy shit, I believe I’ve just encountered the most derailed post in T-Nation history.
Now let’s talk about tents, the kind of food we’ve eaten in them on camping trips, and subsequently what our favorie grocery stores are.
[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
brads1111 wrote:
CC wrote:
brads1111 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Nate Gates wrote:
Do you hangout with Ponyboy and Sodapop?
I will bet 20 bucks that just flew over the heads of nearly every teenager or even college aged guy on this board.
i can’t stop reading this shit. I sure as hell missed this. Westside story?
Outsiders.
If you’ve never read the book, do it. It’s not very long. It’s usually (or at least used to be; I don’t know what the required reading is these days) read in middle school in the States, but it’s not so elementary that you feel like you’re reading a “kids book”.
Maybe I’ll go to America’s favorite library “Barnes and Noble”, and read the thing. My brother’s friend tried to get thrown out of that place. It started on Monday with ordering a pizza in there and ended on that Friday with the guy setting up a tent. He set up a tent. God bless chain stores where no one cares.
Holy shit, I believe I’ve just encountered the most derailed post in T-Nation history.
Now let’s talk about tents, the kind of food we’ve eaten in them on camping trips, and subsequently what our favorie grocery stores are.[/quote]
Mine is a Coleman cabin tent. Oh, and don’t take along “Crunch-n-Munch” unless you want racoons visiting your campfire after the whiskey takes hold and puts you to bed.
and
BUTANE STOVES SUCK AT ALTITUDE!!!
There, I said it, it’s out, and I feel great about it.
B.
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
Digital Chainsaw wrote:
brads1111 wrote:
CC wrote:
brads1111 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Nate Gates wrote:
Do you hangout with Ponyboy and Sodapop?
I will bet 20 bucks that just flew over the heads of nearly every teenager or even college aged guy on this board.
i can’t stop reading this shit. I sure as hell missed this. Westside story?
Outsiders.
If you’ve never read the book, do it. It’s not very long. It’s usually (or at least used to be; I don’t know what the required reading is these days) read in middle school in the States, but it’s not so elementary that you feel like you’re reading a “kids book”.
Maybe I’ll go to America’s favorite library “Barnes and Noble”, and read the thing. My brother’s friend tried to get thrown out of that place. It started on Monday with ordering a pizza in there and ended on that Friday with the guy setting up a tent. He set up a tent. God bless chain stores where no one cares.
Holy shit, I believe I’ve just encountered the most derailed post in T-Nation history.
Now let’s talk about tents, the kind of food we’ve eaten in them on camping trips, and subsequently what our favorie grocery stores are.
Mine is a Coleman cabin tent. Oh, and don’t take along “Crunch-n-Munch” unless you want racoons visiting your campfire after the whiskey takes hold and puts you to bed.
and
BUTANE STOVES SUCK AT ALTITUDE!!!
There, I said it, it’s out, and I feel great about it.
B.
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Yeah, yeah, but where do you shop for this stuff? Don’t you see how important and relevant that information is to this thread? How the hell is this kid ever going to take on a 150 lb. grizzly bear of a football player if he doesn’t know where to shop for cabin tents or Crunch-N-Munch? Think, man, think!
If you try to piss on him he will probably run away.
Now that’s funny. My wife had me wear a tight black T the other day when we went out, and I said I felt like Pony Boy getting ready for the rumble.
Yep. Read that book in 6th grade, when many posters here weren’t born yet.
[quote]CC wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Nate Gates wrote:
Do you hangout with Ponyboy and Sodapop?
I will bet 20 bucks that just flew over the heads of nearly every teenager or even college aged guy on this board.
Say what’s up to Darry for me.
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[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
Yeah, yeah, but where do you shop for this stuff? Don’t you see how important and relevant that information is to this thread? How the hell is this kid ever going to take on a 150 lb. grizzly bear of a football player if he doesn’t know where to shop for cabin tents or Crunch-N-Munch? Think, man, think!
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I think I shit out a 150lb football player earlier today. Geez, a 150lb football player? He sounds really mean.
DB
This thread is one of the funniest I’ve read in a while. Did the fight happen yet?
Digital Chainsaw here’s what happens in the OP’s tent.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Digital Chainsaw wrote:
Yeah, yeah, but where do you shop for this stuff? Don’t you see how important and relevant that information is to this thread? How the hell is this kid ever going to take on a 150 lb. grizzly bear of a football player if he doesn’t know where to shop for cabin tents or Crunch-N-Munch? Think, man, think!
I think I shit out a 150lb football player earlier today. Geez, a 150lb football player? He sounds really mean.
DB[/quote]
Sure, sure, make jokes! C’mon, DB, we need to know where to shop for a tent that we can pitch in Barnes & Noble so we can buy a copy of The Outsiders while eating Crunch-N-Munch and fending off attacking raccoons! Am I the only one who gets how serious this is???
The OP has this 150 lb. monster gunning for him, and everyone is just standing around, laughing it up! [b]Where is your sense of humanity???[/b]
What’s Crunch 'N Munch? Is it like Bits and Bites?
[quote]Bullmoose wrote:
What’s Crunch 'N Munch? Is it like Bits and Bites? [/quote]
Basically, Cracker Jack on steroids, with I think cashews thrown in too.