[quote]Magarhe wrote:
So … he is a tall skinny whimp of a kid who plays football and you are even smaller in fact you weight less than my backpack. And the two of you are gonna rumble. WTF???
150lbs??? wtf???
125lbs??? wtf???
Am I missing something?
Are you both girls?
This is all just stupid. Are you like 13 years old?
Don’t fight, that’s my advice. It is easy for two numbnuts to have one guy fall down and split their head and die etc… or get injuries that last a lifetime such as broken bones or an ugly nose, or lose an eye etc… and it is just stupid.
If you must fight get in the ring with a ref
OR, lay down the rules first the two of you or something
Or, how about you take turns punching each other in the gut until someone gives up.
If you really want to screw with his mind, before the fight, whisper to him that you think he is cute. That will screw with any young guys’ mind (unless he is gay). Less likely to grapple you then.
Any “upcoming” fight that isn’t in a ring is just stupid.
[quote]SWR-1240 wrote:
If he starts to rape you, make yourself puke. Or better yet, try to shit yourself.
That will ruin the mood and he won’t be able to keep it up.[/quote]
I disagree.
If you start to get raped (and you will), get into it. Enjoy it loudly and forcefully. This way, it turns the act from violence into pure sweaty man sex.
This will, in turn, cause your aggressor to question his own sexuality and stop.
But regardless of whether you take SWR’s advice or mine, one thing is certain: you will be the victim of boy-rape. Probably repeatedly and sans lube or the kind and gentle caress you were searching for.
150 lb football is kinda funny. are u scared of football players or something. being a football player doesnt mean hes a good fighterr, you have martial arts y would u be worried
[quote]hoffman628 wrote:
150 lb football is kinda funny. are u scared of football players or something. being a football player doesnt mean hes a good fighterr, you have martial arts y would u be worried[/quote]
This post makes about as much sense as the original. Yes, I am sure the original poster is a true Kung Fu master. At under 130lbs, hell, I know my ass is clenched. Just one question though…how is it all of these “martial artists” seemed to have missed the basic concepts that would allow most to avoid a fight in the first place?
If he weighs 150lb the fact that he is a football player means absolutely nothing.
I have only fought with a weight disadvantage once, considering what a fat bastard I am.
Just fuckin flurry on him, it’s how most fights with kids go. Whoever has the bigger balls should win.
And while obviously a skinny little bastard fight is good to make fun of. I actually saw a pretty decent one in highschool. An old friend from elementary school and some other kid were about to fight in an alley (Thats how we roll…cough lol). I was there to make sure it was a fair fight since my old friend at litterally 0 people there with him vs the other kid who had like 6(Yes yes I am such a gangsta that my mere presence deters 6 people).
So these 5’6" 130 pound monsters start wailing on eachother like the jab was a lost artform. About a minute later teeth, blood and sweat was everywhere. They might not have been the best fighters, but they had some fuckin serious heart.
Then again you could always get your gym coach to escort you to your tricycle everyday.
Also try to fight well and not hold a grudge, I fought three of my good friends before we became good friends.
My advice would be to smash his face into a car windshield, and then take his mother Dorothy FootballPlayer out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
[quote]Magarhe wrote:
So … he is a tall skinny whimp of a kid who plays football and you are even smaller in fact you weight less than my backpack. And the two of you are gonna rumble. WTF???
150lbs??? wtf???
125lbs??? wtf???
Am I missing something?
Are you both girls?
This is all just stupid. Are you like 13 years old?
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He could be using kilograms instead of pounds. Just a thought.
Hmm - I just came from the schwarma thread so my best advice is to eat a ‘shitload’ of these bad boys today. Assuming the day of the fight is tommorrow - eat some more in the morning. At the fight hold your ground and just start burping and farting out all the putrid gases that have built up - trust me even outside these things carry.
This guy will be too disgusted to even come near you and will make up some excuse that you are indeed a smelly smelly fellow. When he is talking you gotta act quick while your air of invulnerability is around you and run up to him and burp in his face. This is your knockout blow.
Note: this strategy will not work on those who already consume large amounts of garlic in their food. Also the addition of excess protein to this shwarma mix adds to the potency of the weapon.
How big is your girl friend? (assuming you have one or like girls yet)
I see a lot of skinny guys with fat girls. Get her to kick his ass. If you don’t like girls yet get your mother to kick his ass. If your mother won’t help get your little sister to kick his ass. If you don’t have a little sister find a brownie troop leader to kick his ass.
The point is, the football player’s ass has got to be kicked by somebody.
Since you know this fight is coming up and we already know his ass is going to get kicked you gotta come up with a plan. Are there any day care facilities around? This could be a great recruiting site for you.
As mentioned before, this site really is better than comedy central. Nothing better than having a good cup of coffee, reading the paper and helping a skinny dumb shit kid figure out how to kick another dumb shit kid’s ass.
Bring a football with you. When you are ready to fight toss it, he’s a football player so he’ll run over to it to recover the fumble, when he’s going for it sucker punch him.
