Fight Club Workout

[quote]eatdeuce wrote:
wow. I thought T-Nation had better to offer than this. [i thought] people on here tried to help each other out with their questions. I know this is a stupid thing to do. My guess is that it might not even ever get of the ground, i just wanted to be ready if it does. I dont understand why some of you had to post stupid crap here? if you wanted to say, “this is probably not a good idea” that would be one thing but if you arent going to give any good advice, and all you want to do is try to talk shit to me cuz you have nothing better to do, why even post at all? That just seems like a waste of time to me…

T-Nation seems to be getting worse and worse. i think im just going to delete my account on here or what ever. I’ll just train and shit on my own time. If you guys dont want to help out, then ill do it myself i dont really care, just please dont waste your time and mine with meaningless posts.

From now on if you dont have any constructive advice for me, please just dont waste your time and mine. just dont post anything.

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ok seriously…expose yourself to some sort of radiation. That’s were all the cool superheros come from.

[quote]eatdeuce wrote:
wow. I thought T-Nation had better to offer than this. [i thought] people on here tried to help each other out with their questions. I know this is a stupid thing to do.[/quote]Then why even do it?

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My guess is that it might not even ever get of the ground, i just wanted to be ready if it does. I dont understand why some of you had to post stupid crap here? if you wanted to say, “this is probably not a good idea” that would be one thing but if you arent going to give any good advice, and all you want to do is try to talk shit to me cuz you have nothing better to do, why even post at all? That just seems like a waste of time to me…

T-Nation seems to be getting worse and worse.[/quote]

You’ve been registered March of this year. A lot of us have been here for 7-10 years. You have no idea what T-Nation “used to be.”

Meaningless posts are part of what make this site great – the immature humor and witty responses.

[quote]Beatnik wrote:

I bet most of you would give it up after a week as its very unpleasant.
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I bet it won’t even take that long for someone to break their hand. People don’t realize that one of the main purposes of gloves/wraps is to protect the hand.

[quote]hockechamp14 wrote:

watch and learn:

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that hip toss at 2:45 was pretty well done…

[quote]eatdeuce wrote:
wow. I thought T-Nation had better to offer than this. [/quote]If you had an intelligent question, people here are very helpful…but seeing as you don’t…[quote][i thought] people on here tried to help each other out with their questions. I know this is a stupid thing to do. My guess is that it might not even ever get of the ground, i just wanted to be ready if it does. I dont understand why some of you had to post stupid crap here? if you wanted to say, “this is probably not a good idea” that would be one thing but if you arent going to give any good advice, and all you want to do is try to talk shit to me cuz you have nothing better to do, why even post at all? That just seems like a waste of time to me…

T-Nation seems to be getting worse and worse. i think im just going to delete my account on here or what ever.[/quote] Bye bye[quote] I’ll just train and shit on my own time. If you guys dont want to help out, then ill do it myself i dont really care, just please dont waste your time and mine with meaningless posts.

From now on if you dont have any constructive advice for me, please just dont waste your time and mine. just dont post anything.

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Boy, we try to save the kid pain and embarassment (not to mention possible permanent damage), and this is the thanks we get…

[quote]eatdeuce wrote:
wow. I thought T-Nation had better to offer than this. [i thought] people on here tried to help each other out with their questions. I know this is a stupid thing to do. My guess is that it might not even ever get of the ground, i just wanted to be ready if it does. I dont understand why some of you had to post stupid crap here? if you wanted to say, “this is probably not a good idea” that would be one thing but if you arent going to give any good advice, and all you want to do is try to talk shit to me cuz you have nothing better to do, why even post at all? That just seems like a waste of time to me…

T-Nation seems to be getting worse and worse. i think im just going to delete my account on here or what ever. I’ll just train and shit on my own time. If you guys dont want to help out, then ill do it myself i dont really care, just please dont waste your time and mine with meaningless posts.

From now on if you dont have any constructive advice for me, please just dont waste your time and mine. just dont post anything.

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[ So I says to myself … “Is this the kind of noob the vets are supposed to be encouraging? He seems like such an immature little puke. On the other hand, what the heck.”]

I think this question may have come up in a different context. Here’s a prior thread that may have what you’re looking for:

http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=1313961

Knock yourself out.

eatduece,

Go for it.

The best teacher is experience.

If it goes well, you da man.

If it goes badly, you da man with your teeth in your pocket, a little brain damage, and maybe a criminal record, but screw those details.

No matter how you slice it, You Da Man!

[quote]eatdeuce wrote:
wow. I thought T-Nation had better to offer than this. [i thought] people on here tried to help each other out with their questions. I know this is a stupid thing to do. My guess is that it might not even ever get of the ground, i just wanted to be ready if it does. I dont understand why some of you had to post stupid crap here? if you wanted to say, “this is probably not a good idea” that would be one thing but if you arent going to give any good advice, and all you want to do is try to talk shit to me cuz you have nothing better to do, why even post at all? That just seems like a waste of time to me…

T-Nation seems to be getting worse and worse. i think im just going to delete my account on here or what ever. I’ll just train and shit on my own time. If you guys dont want to help out, then ill do it myself i dont really care, just please dont waste your time and mine with meaningless posts.

From now on if you dont have any constructive advice for me, please just dont waste your time and mine. just dont post anything.

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Look at the balls on you…this advice was incredibly constructive! You were going to do something incredibly destructive (that is, causing damage without gain) and we told you to do the opposite. Opposite of destructive is constructive! Geez…

But seriously, you came to us for advice, and we gave you the best advice there is to be had – don’t do it. It’s an awful idea. Why? Because it reinforces bad habits (needless aggression, glamorizing the wrong thing, all-around impressionability.) Mind you, that’s the best-case scenario. The worst case scenario is death. Or quadrapalegia. Or a manslaughter sentence. Whichever’s your nightmare.

To me, fighting should be reserved for survival (of yourself or others). Road-ragers, assholes just looking for a fight and “Fight Club” wannabes all share the same thing in common; they’re idiots that refuse to grow the hell up.

Boxing, Muay Thai, Kickboxing, MMA, UFC, PRIDE etc. are all regulated and governed by a sanctioning body (at least at the higher levels). At the lower levels, there are still plenty of rules for safety etc.

I guess if someone is stupid enough to be the human equivalent of a Pitbull fighting in a ring, he deserves everything he gets.

Fo’sho

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
In order to get used to being hit I suggest you sprint face first into trees and walls.

Good luck and post pictures.[/quote]

when is ufc 70 supposed to begin and end?

If you want to just get beat up, try bouncing your head off an concrete block. I hear it does wonders. If you want to develop some skill, ability, self confidence, etc., then do some training, learning, practicing.

The fighting part of it takes a lot less time than the hard work of training but the effort pays off in the “end.” (You can still call it “fightclub” or whatever you want)