If you’ve never seen Casino Royale (you’re a bitch and dont ever talk to me) you’ll probably be a little lost here;
Dryden: Shame. We barely got to know each other.
Bond: I know where you keep your gun, I suppose that’s something.
Dryden: True.
Dryden: How did he die?
Bond: Your contact?
Dryden nods
Bond: Not well.
Dryden: Made you feel it, did he?
Well…
…you needn’t worry. The second is–
Bond shoots Dryden
Bond: Yes. Considerably.
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
I still use this one.[/quote]
You beat me to it. The follow up “It appears the strain was more than he could bear” is also a good one.
Gran Torino:
“Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have fucked with?.. That’s me.”
The line about the lucky that starts at :30 is my favorite but I like this whole scene.
“If I did have a tumor I’d name it Marla”
Has that one been done yet? I haven’t read any of this thread…
Every single line from No country for old men…
UMMM
“Yippie kiyay mother fucker”
“Everything the light touches is our kingdom” LOL
SRSLY
Will think up more at work.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
“I have nipples Greg…could you milk me?”[/quote]
Meet the Parents
[quote]Angus1 wrote:
Gran Torino:
“Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have fucked with?.. That’s me.”[/quote]
Get me a beer, dragon lady.
Alright, here’s several quotes from the same character in the same movie. You guys suck if you don’t know this one.
“It’s clean, real clean. Like my conscience.”
“Faster than you, you fucking son of a…Saw you coming, you fucking shitheel.”
“You’re only as healthy as you feel.”
“I got some bad ideas in my head.”
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
“He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.”[/quote]
Dr Evil talking about his dad right?
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
This one should be really easy:
“We cannot allow a mineshaft gap!”[/quote]
Dr. Stanglelove.
[quote]RATTLEHEAD wrote:
General: Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands!
[all the African American members put up their hands including Chef]
General: You will be the all important first defense wave, which we will call “Operation Human Shield”.
Chef: Hey, wait a minute…
General: Now keep in mind, ‘Operation Human Shield’ will suffer heavy losses. But don’t lose your spirit men! Stay until the bitter end. Battalion 14?
[all the White soldiers raise their hands]
General: Right, you are ‘Operation Get Behind The Darkies’. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed for God’s Sake. Are there any questions men?
[Chef raises his hand]
General: Yes Soldier?
Chef: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don’t listen to hip-hop! [/quote]
Southpark Movie.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Alright, here’s several quotes from the same character in the same movie. You guys suck if you don’t know this one.
“It’s clean, real clean. Like my conscience.”
“Faster than you, you fucking son of a…Saw you coming, you fucking shitheel.”
“You’re only as healthy as you feel.”
“I got some bad ideas in my head.”[/quote]
Taxi Driver is awesome, but tough to watch. Its got that really dirty, gritty '70s porn vibe that kinda creeps me out.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
“I’m sorry I had a fight in the middle of your black panther party.”
(This one’s for you Bond, c’mon, you know what it is.)[/quote]
Forrest, Forest Gump. Thanks for the softball dude lol.
I’ve been mentally compiling a seventies movie list for you to watch btw. You’re love of cinema is infectious. Not blockbusters either, that would be too easy, just ones I enjoyed watching.
Wendy? Darling? Light of my life, I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said, I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just going to bash your brains in. Gonna bash 'em right the fuck in. Hahaha."
^^^ The Shining. Man, those creepy twins really freaked me out.
“My brother always said that drowing in beer would be like heaven… well my brother isn’t here and I’ve got two soakers. This isn’t heaven this sucks.”
[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
^^^ The Shining. Man, those creepy twins really freaked me out.
“My brother always said that drowing in beer would be like heaven… well my brother isn’t here and I’ve got two soakers. This isn’t heaven this sucks.”[/quote]
Beerfest?
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
^^^ The Shining. Man, those creepy twins really freaked me out.
“My brother always said that drowing in beer would be like heaven… well my brother isn’t here and I’ve got two soakers. This isn’t heaven this sucks.”[/quote]
Beerfest?[/quote]
Nope. Same character:
“Jeez, you’re real nice. If I didn’t have puke-breath, I’d kiss you.”
[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
^^^ The Shining. Man, those creepy twins really freaked me out.
“My brother always said that drowing in beer would be like heaven… well my brother isn’t here and I’ve got two soakers. This isn’t heaven this sucks.”[/quote]
Beerfest?[/quote]
Nope. Same character:
“Jeez, you’re real nice. If I didn’t have puke-breath, I’d kiss you.”
[/quote]
Strange Brew. Buddy movie with the Little Shop Of Horrors and Honey, I Shrunk The Kids guy?
[quote]samoth2 wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
“He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.”[/quote]
Dr Evil talking about his dad right?[/quote]
Correctamundo.