"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can’t even trust his own pants. "
Another easy one:
“I don’t rattle kid. But just for that I’m gonna beat you flat.”
[quote]dt79 wrote:
"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can’t even trust his own pants. "[/quote]
Once Upon a Time in the West!
Here are several from one of my favorite scenes in all of film:
“Sorry I’m late. I was takin’ a crap.”
“When you come to a game like this, you bring your money!”
“Don’t worry about it, fella. They wouldn’t have let you in here if you weren’t a chump!”
“You buy?” - “Totally bi.”
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
Roadhouse is jammed packed with quotable lines…
“Do you know why you disgust me… BOSH …cos you’re a bleeder”
and of course “I used to fuck guys like you in prison”[/quote]
“Pain don’t hurt.”
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Here’s another good one from a very, very well-done film that I was lucky enough to see in a theater when it first came out.
“Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I’ve got all five senses and I slept last night, which puts me six up on the lot of you.”[/quote]
I think I can make a pretty assured guess on this. I’m thinking Joseph Gordon-Levitt in an earlier film by the Looper director?
It tagged at me for a while, but luckily I saw it a month or two ago, even had the film as my avi here for a day or so.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Another easy one:
“I don’t rattle kid. But just for that I’m gonna beat you flat.”[/quote]
That’s a Hustler quote if ever I’ve seen one!
“It’s getting so a businessman can’t expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can’t trust a fix, what can you trust? For a good return, you gotta go betting on chance, and then you’re back with anarchy, right back in the jungle.”
“There’s an old joke - um, two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, I know; and such small portions.” Well, that’s essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it’s all over much too quickly.”
“I guess the foot’s on the other hand now, isn’t it, Kramer?”
Forget the guessing game, I’m striking out so far lol.
“I’m sorry I had a fight in the middle of your black panther party.”
(This one’s for you Bond, c’mon, you know what it is.)
“He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.”
“Stave thy hand fair prince. Who said I was fair?”
Last Action Hero has some of my favourite arnold lines
“Iced that guy…to cone a phrase”
"Russian captains sometime turn suddenly to see if anyone’s behind them. We call it ‘Crazy Ivan.’ "
“I have nipples Greg…could you milk me?”
“Women weaken legs!”
General: Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands!
[all the African American members put up their hands including Chef]
General: You will be the all important first defense wave, which we will call “Operation Human Shield”.
Chef: Hey, wait a minute…
General: Now keep in mind, ‘Operation Human Shield’ will suffer heavy losses. But don’t lose your spirit men! Stay until the bitter end. Battalion 14?
[all the White soldiers raise their hands]
General: Right, you are ‘Operation Get Behind The Darkies’. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed for God’s Sake. Are there any questions men?
[Chef raises his hand]
General: Yes Soldier?
Chef: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don’t listen to hip-hop!