“Hail to the king, Baby!”
—Ash
“Pain don’t hurt.”
Patrick Swayze, Road House
“I’ll tell you what, I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it.”
Chris Farley, Tommy Boy
Bill Murray from Caddyshack:
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier.
Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice." ~Carl Spackler
merlin
“I’ll give you a war you won’t believe” - Stallone, First Blood
“There… at the edge of the world, you are not what you are born, but what you have it in yourself to be” - Liam Neeson, Kingdom of Heaven
My personal favorite, where I get my screename from:
" I’ve seen things…you people wouldn’t believe…Attack ships on fire off the Shoulder of Orion. I watched Sea Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate…All those moments, will be lost…in time, like Tears in Rain…Time.to.die" - Rutger Hauer, Blade Runner
(an absolutely epic scene, it actually made this T-Man cry)
“I know now why you cry, but I could never do that” - the Oak, Terminator 2
“Chi Chi grab da yaeow”-Al Pacino Scarface
“You gonna bark all day little doggie…or are you gonna bite”-Michael Madsen “Vic Vega” Reservoir Dogs
“Suck My Dick”- Ron Jeremy
[quote]DM246 wrote:
Raising Arizona (1987) – At his wife’s request H.I. McDunnough goes into a convenience store to buy some diapers for the baby. While he is there he decides to rob the place (with an unloaded pistol).
“I’ll be taking these Huggies…and whatever cash ya got.”
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Damn you. Check my profile.
So I’ll go with my second favorite quote:
“I’d kiss you right now if I didn’t have puke breath” - from the movie Strange Brew.
Take off you hoser!-
-Just saw Strange Brew the other day.
I am your father Luke. Turn to the dark side you knob.
I have not yet begun to defile myself. Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in Tombstone
Well, he should have armed himself if he’s going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
Clint Eastwood as Will Munny in unforgiven.
That’s right. I’ve killed women and children. I’ve killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I’m here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned. Clint Eastwood as Will Munny in unforgiven.
Killing? No. No satisfaction. Everything up until the killing, will be a gas. Marv in Sin City
Forgiveness is between them and God. It’s my job to arrange the meeting.
A man can be an artist… in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey’s art is death. He’s about to paint his masterpiece.
Okay, my friend. It’s off to the next life for you. I guarantee you, you won’t be lonely.
Various Man on Fire quotes
[quote]merlin wrote:
Bill Murray from Caddyshack:
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier.
Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice." ~Carl Spackler
merlin
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Hahahahahahahahahaha! We have a winner.
Deadwood I dont remember which episode.
I cant fuck a chink my moms still alive.
From Full Metal Jacket
Have you ever killed any women or children.
Answer:Yes
How can you kill women and children.
Answer: Easy you just dont lead them as much.
[quote]robo1 wrote:
Josey: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty Hunter: Man’s got to do something for a living these days
Josey: Dying aint much of living boy.
–Outlaw Josey Wales
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From the same movie:
“I didn’t surrender, but they took my horse. He surrendered” - Chief Dan George’s character
I don’t have time to bleed
-big bald black dude from Predator
Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
-Jules, Pulp Fiction
Consider it a divorce! - Arnold from Total Recall.
English motherfucker, do you speak it? - Jules in Pulp Fiction.
Security Guard: This is a secure area!
Fletch: That’s good, a lot of people live in bad neighborhoods. - One of the Fletch movies.
[quote]Nick Danger wrote:
robo1 wrote:
Josey: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty Hunter: Man’s got to do something for a living these days
Josey: Dying aint much of living boy.
–Outlaw Josey Wales
From the same movie:
“I didn’t surrender, but they took my horse. He surrendered” - Chief Dan George’s character
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Also from Josey Wales:
Josey, after his friends leave: Just when I get to likin’ someone, they never stay around for long.
Chief Dan George: I noticed that when you get to dislikin’ someone, they ain’t around for long, either.
Donkey: i drank some magic potion, and now…I’M SEXY!
–Shrek 2
“If you’re going to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.”
–The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly
“Thats the thing about these highschool girls. I keep getting older they keep stayin’ the same age. Yes they do, yes they do…”
-Dazed and Confused
"And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti." - Boondock Saints
“AK-47 - The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room - accept no substitutes.”
- Samuel L. Jackson, in Jackie Brown
(not that I liked the movie much, but that is a funny ass quote)