Fat Lady Called Me an A-hole...

[quote]Jack_Dempsey wrote:
You sound like the type of fucktard who likes to shadow box in the mirror in between sets at the gym. [/quote]

lol

I didn’t get that impression, but those guys do suck.

[quote]beebuddy wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
But nobody wants to be called an asshole.

In the scheme of things, it doesn’t really bother me much.

DB

I don’t believe you.

Nuff said.[/quote]

Seriously, call me an asshole. I guess when you’re my age, you just laugh it off.

DB

[quote]beebuddy wrote:
Spike9726 wrote:
She’s probably at home know congratulating DR. Phil for kicking off the bumfighting guy. Check out that thread if you get the chance.

I’ll bet she is too! She was probably on her way to watch Dr. Phil. Actually she was probably late to get home and was missing Phil. That would explain her fat anger.[/quote]

“Fat Anger”

Muahahaha.

Really, people need to get a grip. They are passionate about saving tree branches but not passionate about saving a child in need.

It’s the same people that would see a house on fire, see a child and a dog, and go save the dog. “Oh my goodness, that dog is dying!”

Some people need to fix their thinking.

Through my experience a few overweight people I’ve came across have bad attitudes. Like there’s a poo up their butt and it’s been there for 5 days. When that happens I say to myself, they can’t help it and it’s just hypertension :S
For example, random fat people at desks, etc., my overweight meany cousin.

I’ve came across some overweight people who are jolly and have a heart of gold too. For example, my teachers, managers.

If someone’s not fond of overweight people, it’s most likely that they have had bad experiences with those people.

OR

They just have something against fat people.

-Kevin

Why in hell did you do pullups there, on a tree, waiting for the bus?

Were there at least some attractive women around? If yes, then you’re justified.

[quote]dez6485 wrote:
GymGeek wrote:
You weren’t doing pull ups because you’re not working out enough - you were doing pullups because you’re a show-off. Asshole.

haha. no man, just think of all the hypertrophy youre missing out on as you wait for a bus! from now on im going to grab whatever apparatus i can and further the hypertrophy. waiting in line at the grocery store we could all be doing push-ups for god’s sake!

fuck! im sitting here wasting my time, im gonna go find a tree!

ridiculous. while i wouldnt simply scream at someone, telling them that they were an asshole, i promise you that i would at least be thinking that they were a complete tool. how old are you? i might expect a group of 15 year olds to be challenging each other to pull-ups on a tree branch as they waited for a bus…but if youre a grown man, i assure you, you looked ridiculous.[/quote]

Dude come on now… If you are on a tight training schedule you know it sucks to miss a day. It throws you off.

Anyway, who gives a shit what the DC yuppie’s and the foreigners they pay to raise their children and clean their townhomes think about me doing pullups in the bus stop across from their home? Not me.

But thanks for having the good sense to keep your opinion to yourself. It’s for the best to not be driving around cussing people out.

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
But nobody wants to be called an asshole.

In the scheme of things, it doesn’t really bother me much.

DB

I don’t believe you.

Nuff said.

Seriously, call me an asshole. I guess when you’re my age, you just laugh it off.

DB[/quote]

Well it’s different on an internet forum. Anyway, I suppose if I can not care what people think when they don’t tell me their opinion it’s possible to not care when they do tell me.

You say you were waiting for the bus, a form of eco-friendly mass transportation. She was driving her own personal vehicle (which, is probably even more inefficient with her additional weight in it). And she was complaining that you’re damaging the environment? I beg to differ.

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
But nobody wants to be called an asshole.

In the scheme of things, it doesn’t really bother me much.

DB

I don’t believe you.

Nuff said.

Seriously, call me an asshole. I guess when you’re my age, you just laugh it off.

DB[/quote]

Hey Dollarbill,

You have to realize not everybody has a personality like you. Judging from your hilarious posts you seem like the kind of person who can shake off an insult. Unfortunately, not everyone has that ability. Some people take it personally. That’s why beebuddy is snapping.

-Kevin

[quote]Imen de Naars wrote:
Why in hell did you do pullups there, on a tree, waiting for the bus?

Were there at least some attractive women around? If yes, then you’re justified.[/quote]

Just my wife. Seriously, it’s unbeleivable that so many at this forum are too scared about what people might think to bust out some pullups on a tree limb. Scared you will look dumb? Why? The worst that can happen is you will be called an asshole, I think.

[quote]Serious Guy wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
But nobody wants to be called an asshole.

In the scheme of things, it doesn’t really bother me much.

DB

I don’t believe you.

Nuff said.

Seriously, call me an asshole. I guess when you’re my age, you just laugh it off.

DB

Hey Dollarbill,

You have to realize not everybody has a personality like you. Judging from your hilarious posts you seem like the kind of person who can shake off an insult. Unfortunately, not everyone has that ability. Some people take it personally. That’s why beebuddy is snapping.

-Kevin[/quote]

DollarBill knows he is an asshole so he doesn’t mind it.

[quote]beebuddy wrote:
dez6485 wrote:
GymGeek wrote:
You weren’t doing pull ups because you’re not working out enough - you were doing pullups because you’re a show-off. Asshole.

haha. no man, just think of all the hypertrophy youre missing out on as you wait for a bus! from now on im going to grab whatever apparatus i can and further the hypertrophy. waiting in line at the grocery store we could all be doing push-ups for god’s sake!

fuck! im sitting here wasting my time, im gonna go find a tree!

ridiculous. while i wouldnt simply scream at someone, telling them that they were an asshole, i promise you that i would at least be thinking that they were a complete tool. how old are you? i might expect a group of 15 year olds to be challenging each other to pull-ups on a tree branch as they waited for a bus…but if youre a grown man, i assure you, you looked ridiculous.

Dude come on now… If you are on a tight training schedule you know it sucks to miss a day. It throws you off.

Anyway, who gives a shit what the DC yuppie’s and the foreigners they pay to raise their children and clean their townhomes think about me doing pullups in the bus stop across from their home? Not me.

But thanks for having the good sense to keep your opinion to yourself. It’s for the best to not be driving around cussing people out.[/quote]


[quote]beebuddy wrote:
Dude come on now… If you are on a tight training schedule you know it sucks to miss a day. It throws you off.[/quote]

Yes it does suck. I remember having this job 6 days a week 8-12 hour shifts.

When I hit up the gym I just ended up overtraining or I didn’t hit the gym at all. In that case, at work I started doing pull-ups on this pipe near the washroom (and push-ups). It’s in this area where no one can see you though. I’m too shy to do pull-ups in public when everybody’s looking LOL.

I was meeting a lot of girls at this place too. I could use the “pump.”

-Kevin

[quote]Beatnik wrote:
Trees benefit from resistance training too. You just made the tree stronger so it will last through life better.

[/quote]

The funniest part of that is that its kind of true =P.

I missed a workout last week. Threw me way the hell off. You know how it is. Anyway, I was at Home Depot and saw this stack of Quickcrete bags. 70 pounds a pop. Figured I get in a quick one. So I stripped to the waist and started military pressing a few of these bags. Started with one, moved on to two, finished with four, I think. Whatever. Anyway, as I was finishing up some big fat woman called me a jerk. A “show-off jerk” I think it was. I just popped a double biceps on her fat ass and said, “Welcome to the gun show, lardass!”

Anyway. Can you guys believe what some of these fatties will say these days?

[quote]beebuddy wrote:
Imen de Naars wrote:
Why in hell did you do pullups there, on a tree, waiting for the bus?

Were there at least some attractive women around? If yes, then you’re justified.

Just my wife. Seriously, it’s unbeleivable that so many at this forum are too scared about what people might think to bust out some pullups on a tree limb. Scared you will look dumb? Why? The worst that can happen is you will be called an asshole, I think.[/quote]

Then you should have hooked on the tree, done some pushups, let your wife unlace your pants, and give you a BJ while you were progressing on your training. That would have been the manliness, period.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Serious Guy wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
But nobody wants to be called an asshole.

In the scheme of things, it doesn’t really bother me much.

DB

I don’t believe you.

Nuff said.

Seriously, call me an asshole. I guess when you’re my age, you just laugh it off.

DB

Hey Dollarbill,

You have to realize not everybody has a personality like you. Judging from your hilarious posts you seem like the kind of person who can shake off an insult. Unfortunately, not everyone has that ability. Some people take it personally. That’s why beebuddy is snapping.

-Kevin

DollarBill knows he is an asshole so he doesn’t mind it.[/quote]

Hey! That was uncalled for!

:slight_smile:

Maybe I’m just comfortable in who I am now that namecalling doesn’t bother me. I will admit that it used to when I was younger. Maybe if it’s a well-thought out name, it would bother me somewhat because it means that there was some deeper thought put into it. But simple names that are common fail to incite me.

DB

DS 007,

This post just made my morning. Thanks for the laugh

[quote]DS 007 wrote:
I missed a workout last week. Threw me way the hell off. You know how it is. Anyway, I was at Home Depot and saw this stack of Quickcrete bags. 70 pounds a pop. Figured I get in a quick one. So I stripped to the waist and started military pressing a few of these bags.

I just popped a double biceps on her fat ass and said, “Welcome to the gun show, lardass!”

Only if you had a few Mcdonalds coupons.

[quote]DS 007 wrote:
I missed a workout last week. Threw me way the hell off. You know how it is. Anyway, I was at Home Depot and saw this stack of Quickcrete bags. 70 pounds a pop. Figured I get in a quick one. So I stripped to the waist and started military pressing a few of these bags. Started with one, moved on to two, finished with four, I think. Whatever. Anyway, as I was finishing up some big fat woman called me a jerk. A “show-off jerk” I think it was. I just popped a double biceps on her fat ass and said, “Welcome to the gun show, lardass!”

Anyway. Can you guys believe what some of these fatties will say these days?[/quote]

Funny! A double bi combined with “Welcome to the gun show lardass,” will definitely put a fatty in their place.

D