Ever Run into Tiny Badasses?

[quote]MangoFighter wrote:
its nice to see big guys giving respect to wrestlers here. all i usually see on these forums is “if you dont weigh over 200 lbs, you aint shit.” as a former wrestler, i would like to think that i have a huge mental, not to mention physical, edge over other guys who weigh 30-40lbs more than me who like to talk shit. im just surprised to hear big dudes talking about how some of us little guys can mess people up.

one of my friends (5’8’', maybe 185lbs) was in downtown SD with his buddy whos a former D1 wrestler and prob walked around at like 140-150ish. these big drunk dudes were looking for a fight and decided to pick on some little guys(my friend and his buddy).

so this former wrestler grabs a hold of one of these guys and suplexes him onto the hood of a car. the rest of the big guys looked at each other with the expression of “well, i guess the fights over.” i just love telling that story cuz its one of those, “dont assume you can beat the shit out of a guy just cuz ur bigger than him” stories. [/quote]

Thats a great story. I too am a wrestler and have been for 11 years. It is awsome when people actually start to give us some respect because of the shit they know most wrestler go through. Not to mention D1 wrestling is the hardest thing i’ve ever done in my life. I think we do have an edge because of what we’ve been through and as a friend of mine who is a master martial artist says “don’t get to close to wrestler they’ll tear your arms off and they play for keeps”

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:

#2 Guy is in prison, guy is minding his business and decides it’s time to take a shower, while in the shower two convicted rapists who have been locked up for ten years with little else to do except hit the weight pile, eat and fuck new white guys come into the shower and ask if he’d prefer blood on their knives or shit on their dicks (both of which happens to be like 10" and semi-erect as they are stroking them in anticipation of the violence, oh yeah they are both HIV positive and have nothing to live for but the thrill of raping people) Thirty seconds later they are both bleeding on the floor of the shower and our guy is picking up the gold teeth that he knocked out of their grill so he can make a necklace.

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OK, I’m curious; how’d you manage that?[/quote]

Knocking the gold teeth out of the grill was assisted by the stainless steel shower knob on the wall… Or did you mean how did I win in a knife fight while unarmed? FTR, I would RATHER fight someone with a knife (ok, maybe not the daughter of the Navy SEAL former scientist who makes knifes that was referenced earlier in this thread… LOL).

I must be fucking crazy, right? Wrong. If my opponent has a knife, I KNOW with 100% certainty where the attack is coming from. I swear, most people become so fucking retarded when they pick up a weapon - it’s like they’ve found the Holy Grail and are now invincible! And depending on the type of blade, what the effective angles are, which tells me what he is most likely to do. Follow me?

In prison, there aren’t any Ka-Bars! There are sharpened pieces of metal such as spoons with the handle sharpened, light fixture supports, tuna fish cans (I’m serious)… the point I’m getting at is that there are no SLASHING edges! So that limits the angle of attack to one - a straight thrust toward center body mass. (ok, I did get cut once by a guy who melted a razor blade into a toothbrush handle… it went about a quarter inch deep in my arm - big fucking deal. He missed my jugular and paid the price).

So my question to you is this: If you were fighting two people who were underestimating you, distracted and expecting no resistance, whose only effective attack you were prepared for and knew how deal with, do you think you’d be able to manage that?

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[A metric fuckton of badass stuff]

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Dude, you proved me wrong that there are no hardcore lifters in the DC area. Wanna come to Golds Arlington and train with me some time? haha

AC I totally agree with that neural powerful experience example. Most people dont pick up on that. Even a 30 second life or death scuffle creates a life changing event. I know I fight alot differently after having to protect myself and my girlfriend from armed muggers than i did in bullshit college fights back in the day.

That example also reminds me of the most brutal fight scene ive ever saw on film in Eastern promises with Viggo mortenson… shits crazy

Oh, also a tiny badass but listen to Uriah’s encounter with armed people in indonesia. Maybe it will open some of these chest pounding “i could take xyz” in a streetfight morons that i have seen on this thread.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

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[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

Bodyguard talks about how badass he is pretty often, and he may in fact be a tough dude but claiming that he’d whoop every 150lb dude out there reaks of false bravado. Also, any time someone questions him he asks them to “put up the money”. He also said he doesn’t underestimate anyone, yet he makes the 150lb weiner claim… Anyway, I never understood the tough guy mentality that you could whoop a trained fighter 'cause you outweigh 'em or bench more or whatever. You wouldn’t challenge an accountant to a math contest, so why challenge a fighter to a fight, regardless of weight?[/quote]

I am NOT untrained. I’ll take that fight all day every day. Just like I’ll get all my money in the middle with top two against a flush draw. The only people that seriously talk about this shit are people on the internet. What false bravado? smfh I spent more than half my fucking life training various disciplines. Give me a fucking break. I’ll fight anyone but if I’m not willing to fight someone giving up 100lbs to me, please help me shoot myself now.
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You are a 45 year old man living in a dream world. 45 means slow, i’m not untrained weekend beerfest fights don’t count. Tell us about your training, your posts made me think you were some tough 12 year old.[/quote]

Now, I am 24, but because someones 45 doesnt mean they are slow…or will get their ass kicked. I know alot of older dudes that straight fuck shit up. My one instructor is 62 years old and built like the incredible hulk. 5th degree judo 4th degree tkd, fomrer powerlifter. Another dude I train with is almost 40 and could easily compete at nationals. My old kickboxing instructor was like 50 and would beat most peoples asses.
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My instructor is in his sixties and is tough as nails. He has definitely lost a step or two, but he makes up for it with his timing. I swear that man see shit in slow motion! His Doctoral dissertation was on predatory behavior… He was also a combat Marine. He would definitely fuck up 99% of these “MMA Guys”. Not that there’s anything wrong with the Octagon - It’s great entertainment and I love watching it as much as the next guy, but it is by no means reality.

Now, before all of you get your Tap Out brand panties in a bunch, allow me to make a few points. Our brains control our actions. Our brains are influenced by our genetics and our environment. A powerful experience will create a more powerful imprint upon our brain than an average experience. Which is a more powerful experience from the following two scenarios?:

(for the record, I have experienced BOTH of these scenarios first hand)

#1 Guy goes to his dojo or MMA gym or whatever, bows before he steps on the mat, rolls around/spars/bagwork for an hour, has his technique critiqued by senior students/instructor, maybe does some conditioning, grabs a beer/food with his buddies.

#2 Guy is in prison, guy is minding his business and decides it’s time to take a shower, while in the shower two convicted rapists who have been locked up for ten years with little else to do except hit the weight pile, eat and fuck new white guys come into the shower and ask if he’d prefer blood on their knives or shit on their dicks (both of which happens to be like 10" and semi-erect as they are stroking them in anticipation of the violence, oh yeah they are both HIV positive and have nothing to live for but the thrill of raping people) Thirty seconds later they are both bleeding on the floor of the shower and our guy is picking up the gold teeth that he knocked out of their grill so he can make a necklace.

Which is the more POWERFUL experience? Obviously the second. So what the fuck am I getting at? Neural network is what I’m getting at. The ability to tap into the part of your brain that will fight and kill. In the Go Rin No Sho, Musashi refers to it as the High Ground. It’s that place when the shit is about to go down, you slow your breathing, quiet your mind and let the animal out of it’s cage. You don’t think, you don’t fear, you just do what must be done.

The more times you are forced to go the the High Ground, the easier it is to return. Eventually you can just snap into it. It is a “bridge” between your reptilian brain and your cerebral cortex. That bridge is built with stress and fear. It’s supporting structure is knowing that if you fail you may die. It is made stronger by the fact that you are still alive. Each time the shit goes down it get’s stronger. Even if you lose. As long as you are still alive, the bridge is reinforced.

You can’t get that kind of stress in a fucking gym. No matter how tough you think you are, no matter how hard you train, in the back of your mind your reptilian brain is still sleeping. It hasn’t been woken up. Your life was never in danger. You won’t build that bridge (you may drop a few stones in the water, but nothing consistent)

That is the difference. If you combine the above experience with some serious training then you have something that is truly both beautiful and terrible to behold all at the same time. I don’t care how old you get, the fire in the belly doesn’t go quietly. You young fuckers should show a little respect.[/quote]

Dude, we have to party lol but then again, it would probably be one of them destructive relationships where you’d end up back in jail and me in the hospital with a gun shot wound lol. I had a friend like that around high school. Every time we were together…smh. We just weren’t good for each other LOL.[/quote]

That’s one of the main reasons I don’t go back to the old neighborhood that often. When I do, I don’t call ahead, know what I mean? LOL I had to stop hanging out with a few people for that same reason you mentioned. I think we’d get along just swimmingly, though! I’ve got family in Jersey, next time I head up there, I’ll PM you. Same thing, if you ever head down to DC…

[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[A metric fuckton of badass stuff]

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Dude, you proved me wrong that there are no hardcore lifters in the DC area. Wanna come to Golds Arlington and train with me some time? haha[/quote]

Sure, I’ll swing by golds in Arlington sometime. PM me.

[quote]666Rich wrote:
Oh, also a tiny badass but listen to Uriah’s encounter with armed people in indonesia. Maybe it will open some of these chest pounding “i could take xyz” in a streetfight morons that i have seen on this thread.

That’s what I’m talking about. His MMA perspective almost got him killed. “I’ll fight you one one, ok?”. LMAO Nice contribution.

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

That’s one of the main reasons I don’t go back to the old neighborhood that often. When I do, I don’t call ahead, know what I mean? LOL I had to stop hanging out with a few people for that same reason you mentioned. I think we’d get along just swimmingly, though! I’ve got family in Jersey, next time I head up there, I’ll PM you. Same thing, if you ever head down to DC…

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Definitely

If it has not been mentioned yet, I believe it is called “Short Man Syndrome”

Small dogs seem to have a similar problem…

Angry Chicken, you must’ve gone to the worst prison in the history of the world. I know a few people who’ve gone but have 3 good friends who’ve done between 13 months and damn near 6 years and outside of one of my buddies seeing some dude get stabbed something like 87 times [no shit] they said the fighting was generally pretty few and far between.

If there was a problem ya’ll don’t just start busting, everything is discussed through a hiearchy, unless somebody really fucked up. My buddy who witnessed the stabbing was in a fed penn in Mississippi, so maybe that’s a bit different than state. I’ve never done more than a few weeks at a time in county, so my knowledge on the subject is strictly second handed.

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Angry Chicken, you must’ve gone to the worst prison in the history of the world. I know a few people who’ve gone but have 3 good friends who’ve done between 13 months and damn near 6 years and outside of one of my buddies seeing some dude get stabbed something like 87 times [no shit] they said the fighting was generally pretty few and far between. If there was a problem ya’ll don’t just start busting, everything is discussed through a hiearchy, unless somebody really fucked up. My buddy who witnessed the stabbing was in a fed penn in Mississippi, so maybe that’s a bit different than state. I’ve never done more than a few weeks at a time in county, so my knowledge on the subject is strictly second handed.[/quote]

I seriously doubt that I went to the worst prison in the history of the world, as you put it. I did go through the Maryland state prison system back in 1992 to 1996 when I was 18 and white (and if I may say so, VERY HANDSOME lol). I also stated in an earlier post that in the three medium/maximum facilities I was in things were pretty chill. It was in county and the minimum/pre-release facilities that I encountered most of the “good times”. The trouble I did get into while in MCTC, etc… could be attributed to my job at the time. You see, in those facilities you have a job (kitchen, sanitation, laundry, etc…) and that job pays you about 18 dollars a month (back then). You have to buy all of your toiletries, stamps, paper, pens, etc… from the commissary every month with the money you “earned” from your “job”. The problem is that it is not enough to live on, so you have to have a hustle (or stink).

Being fairly literate, I always worked in the library, so my hustle was, aside from selling last month’s magazines (I got a very substantial sum for the Penthouse with Pamela Anderson), pushing a book cart through the protective custody and “lock up” tiers in the housing unit segregated from general population. They weren’t allowed in the library, so the library had to come to them. I had a few books that were altered to conceal drugs, weapons, or whatever and I also passed messages back and forth. That shit wasn’t free. The problem was that they were sometimes unable to pay me until they got back into general population. So, being the generous soul that I am, I charged 100% simple interest per week, which was pretty standard. Sometimes the bill got out of hand and they figured it was cheaper to kill me than to pay me.

Every system is different. I have heard that Maryland has one of the worst, but I have never taken the time to actually source that information. I’m glad your friends had an easier bit than I did. I am only speaking to my experiences.

[quote]Dahollow wrote:
Now… He could fit in me like 2,5 times. When I get in a situation with a guy twice my size, I’d be rather like “oops shit”.
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I can’t believe we’re 200 replies in and no one has commented that OP’s first thought was how many times this gentleman could fit inside him (NTTAWWT).

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Angry Chicken, you must’ve gone to the worst prison in the history of the world. I know a few people who’ve gone but have 3 good friends who’ve done between 13 months and damn near 6 years and outside of one of my buddies seeing some dude get stabbed something like 87 times [no shit] they said the fighting was generally pretty few and far between. If there was a problem ya’ll don’t just start busting, everything is discussed through a hiearchy, unless somebody really fucked up. My buddy who witnessed the stabbing was in a fed penn in Mississippi, so maybe that’s a bit different than state. I’ve never done more than a few weeks at a time in county, so my knowledge on the subject is strictly second handed.[/quote]

I seriously doubt that I went to the worst prison in the history of the world, as you put it. I did go through the Maryland state prison system back in 1992 to 1996 when I was 18 and white (and if I may say so, VERY HANDSOME lol). I also stated in an earlier post that in the three medium/maximum facilities I was in things were pretty chill. It was in county and the minimum/pre-release facilities that I encountered most of the “good times”. The trouble I did get into while in MCTC, etc… could be attributed to my job at the time. You see, in those facilities you have a job (kitchen, sanitation, laundry, etc…) and that job pays you about 18 dollars a month (back then). You have to buy all of your toiletries, stamps, paper, pens, etc… from the commissary every month with the money you “earned” from your “job”. The problem is that it is not enough to live on, so you have to have a hustle (or stink).

Being fairly literate, I always worked in the library, so my hustle was, aside from selling last month’s magazines (I got a very substantial sum for the Penthouse with Pamela Anderson), pushing a book cart through the protective custody and “lock up” tiers in the housing unit segregated from general population. They weren’t allowed in the library, so the library had to come to them. I had a few books that were altered to conceal drugs, weapons, or whatever and I also passed messages back and forth. That shit wasn’t free. The problem was that they were sometimes unable to pay me until they got back into general population. So, being the generous soul that I am, I charged 100% simple interest per week, which was pretty standard. Sometimes the bill got out of hand and they figured it was cheaper to kill me than to pay me.

Every system is different. I have heard that Maryland has one of the worst, but I have never taken the time to actually source that information. I’m glad your friends had an easier bit than I did. I am only speaking to my experiences.[/quote]

Aside from my buddy who was shipped to Mississippi they all did their time in Texas. And, they all say that their time in county before being shipped off was way more hectic as well. Sorry your experience was so crazy man, but you seem like you’ve got your shit pretty well squared away so congrats.