Ever Had an Affair Outside Marriage?

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:
I have been married for 14 years, and never had I wanted to have an affair. The sex is great and I get it 2-3 times a week.[/quote]

I get laid 5-7 days a week.

WINNING!!![/quote]
Fapping doesnt count[/quote]

That’s like squatting above parallel and counting it…[/quote]
Yea

Wait I have read long arguments and studies about cheating and partial reps being good for you though.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:
I have been married for 14 years, and never had I wanted to have an affair. The sex is great and I get it 2-3 times a week.[/quote]

I get laid 5-7 days a week.

WINNING!!![/quote]
Fapping doesnt count[/quote]

That’s like squatting above parallel and counting it…[/quote]
Yea

Wait I have read long arguments and studies about cheating and partial reps being good for you though.[/quote]

I hear it helps you dunk a basketball better.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:
I have been married for 14 years, and never had I wanted to have an affair. The sex is great and I get it 2-3 times a week.[/quote]

I get laid 5-7 days a week.

WINNING!!![/quote]
Fapping doesnt count[/quote]

That’s like squatting above parallel and counting it…[/quote]
Yea

Wait I have read long arguments and studies about cheating and partial reps being good for you though.[/quote]

I hear it helps you dunk a basketball better. [/quote]
Well the older you get for good prostate health ejacution is like excercise for your prostate and helps prevent cancer.

So fap and screw away, now you have an excuse.

[quote]yolo84 wrote:
Another bleeding heart.
[/quote]
Not a bleeding heart. Just take my oaths seriously.

I said this was a possibility. I don’t even know if it’s true.

Not if they have an eating disorder or mental illness.

Thanks Cpt. Obvious

I don’t and I didn’t. Reading is tough I know.

Do is the OP who wants to cheat on his wife instead of taking responsiblity for his marriage.

I didn’t know you were an expert Yolo. Maybe she has sleep apnea and has trouble getting up in the morning to do AM cardio. Maybe she had her knee replaced and it hurts to walk. Maybe she is a wheel chair. OP didn’t exactly give us any details did he.

You don’t know that.

This thread is worthless without OP’s input.

Hey 22 year old Yolo, how long have you been married? How long have you had a full time job? How long have you lived under your own roof (not mom and dads)? How many bills do you pay a month? What shape are you in (don’t see pics)? How many kids do you have?

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
This thread is worthless without OP’s input.[/quote]
Ya I think he just trolled us (well me anyway).

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:
I have been married for 14 years, and never had I wanted to have an affair. The sex is great and I get it 2-3 times a week.[/quote]

I get laid 5-7 days a week.

WINNING!!![/quote]
Fapping doesnt count[/quote]

That’s like squatting above parallel and counting it…[/quote]
Yea

Wait I have read long arguments and studies about cheating and partial reps being good for you though.[/quote]

I hear it helps you dunk a basketball better. [/quote]
Well the older you get for good prostate health ejacution is like excercise for your prostate and helps prevent cancer.

So fap and screw away, now you have an excuse.[/quote]

Is that you expert medical opinion? I need something in writting when I approach the Mrs… :slight_smile:

Is OP unemployed?

Because that would be good.

Not in and of itself, but if is lying on the floor mentally and she freaks and pigs out because she is carrying the whole show, we have a leadership problem here.

[quote]yolo84 wrote:

oh fuck off with this shit

she is 300 fucking pounds! at 5’11!

it isn’t controlling to say “hey fatso how about you eat 15 doughnuts rather than 30 today?”

the western world is just a joke people are so pathetic

he should grow some balls and tell her to get a fucking grip

if she bursts into tears and then wakes up in the night fills the bath tub up with chocolate sauce and drowns herself then fuck her hire a crane to get the bath out and move on.

Another gem of relationship advice right here…

Another bleeding heart.

She is “depressed” she “works 40 hours” she has “kids”

Literally hundreds of millions of people do this stuff and are fine.

A 300lb woman is morbidly obese.

To get to that stage she has been stuffing about 10 thousand calories down her cake hole per day for years.

How can you sympathise with that? It is pathetic.

She has kids and a husband and should take some responsibilty.

She is an adult.

This is the same shit as she is “addicted” to food and “addiction is a disease.”

It is this sort of thing that has made America the land of the lard.

No one needs to take responsibilty cos they are depressed or addicted.

All she needs to do is walk on a treadmill a mile AM and a mile PM and cut down a TINY bit on the food and ahe would lose fuckloads of weight.

That is not difficult.

She is not in bed with terminal cancer she is just a lazy pig.
[/quote]

Your way will work very well if the OP wants to burn his relationship to the ground. And I guarantee she will lose the weight, most likely right after the divorce is finalized.

Reading back over what you wrote, why would you speak to someone you love that way? Would you speak to your child like that and expect that it wouldn’t be somehow damaging?

[quote]orion wrote:
Is OP unemployed?

Because that would be good.

Not in and of itself, but if is lying on the floor mentally and she freaks and pigs out because she is carrying the whole show, we have a leadership problem here. [/quote]

I agree for the most part, but cant tell if serious.

Also agree with this being a useless thread filled with speculation at this point also. Too many unknown variables.

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

Your way will work very well if the OP wants to burn his relationship to the ground. And I guarantee she will lose the weight, most likely right after the divorce is finalized.

[/quote]

While this is most likely true, think about what that says.

She cant lose it for the man she is with, but she could to find a new one?

Interesting…

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]yolo84 wrote:

oh fuck off with this shit

she is 300 fucking pounds! at 5’11!

it isn’t controlling to say “hey fatso how about you eat 15 doughnuts rather than 30 today?”

the western world is just a joke people are so pathetic

he should grow some balls and tell her to get a fucking grip

if she bursts into tears and then wakes up in the night fills the bath tub up with chocolate sauce and drowns herself then fuck her hire a crane to get the bath out and move on.

Another gem of relationship advice right here…

Another bleeding heart.

She is “depressed” she “works 40 hours” she has “kids”

Literally hundreds of millions of people do this stuff and are fine.

A 300lb woman is morbidly obese.

To get to that stage she has been stuffing about 10 thousand calories down her cake hole per day for years.

How can you sympathise with that? It is pathetic.

She has kids and a husband and should take some responsibilty.

She is an adult.

This is the same shit as she is “addicted” to food and “addiction is a disease.”

It is this sort of thing that has made America the land of the lard.

No one needs to take responsibilty cos they are depressed or addicted.

All she needs to do is walk on a treadmill a mile AM and a mile PM and cut down a TINY bit on the food and ahe would lose fuckloads of weight.

That is not difficult.

She is not in bed with terminal cancer she is just a lazy pig.
[/quote]

Your way will work very well if the OP wants to burn his relationship to the ground. And I guarantee she will lose the weight, most likely right after the divorce is finalized.

Reading back over what you wrote, why would you speak to someone you love that way? Would you speak to your child like that and expect that it wouldn’t be somehow damaging?

[/quote]

He’s just kid. I know I wrote some dumb shit at 22 on this site too.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

Your way will work very well if the OP wants to burn his relationship to the ground. And I guarantee she will lose the weight, most likely right after the divorce is finalized.

[/quote]

While this is most likely true, think about what that says.

She cant lose it for the man she is with, but she could to find a new one?

Interesting…

[/quote]

Ya they should just part ways.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:
I have been married for 14 years, and never had I wanted to have an affair. The sex is great and I get it 2-3 times a week.[/quote]

I get laid 5-7 days a week.

WINNING!!![/quote]
Fapping doesnt count[/quote]

That’s like squatting above parallel and counting it…[/quote]
Yea

Wait I have read long arguments and studies about cheating and partial reps being good for you though.[/quote]

I hear it helps you dunk a basketball better. [/quote]
Well the older you get for good prostate health ejacution is like excercise for your prostate and helps prevent cancer.

So fap and screw away, now you have an excuse.[/quote]

Is that you expert medical opinion? I need something in writting when I approach the Mrs… :)[/quote]
Yes it is well known medical fact, not opinion.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Hey 22 year old Yolo, how long have you been married? How long have you had a full time job? How long have you lived under your own roof (not mom and dads)? How many bills do you pay a month? What shape are you in (don’t see pics)? How many kids do you have? [/quote]

i am not 22 year old you prick.

i have a great deal of life experience - if you want to kid yourself and think i am a morbidly obese 15 year old, go ahead.

why you feel the need to post these ridiculous hypotheticals like she might work 40 hours or have sleep apnea or cancer or whatever to try and sound wise makes no sense.

please expand on your wisdom and let me know how “paying bills every month” might contribute to a woman weighing 300lbs.

all of your above dumb questions are to infer that i don’t know much about life and that some how if i did i could relate to someone eating so much for so long that they are near the point of death.

your posts are just getting more and more stupid.

[quote]bpick86 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
Is OP unemployed?

Because that would be good.

Not in and of itself, but if is lying on the floor mentally and she freaks and pigs out because she is carrying the whole show, we have a leadership problem here. [/quote]

I agree for the most part, but cant tell if serious. Agreed with this being a useless thread filled with speculation at this point also. Too many unknown variables.[/quote]

Ya serious!

Woman needs to respect man → man must be worthy of respect.

Man must conquer new job, even a shitty one to show grit and determination.

Less anxiety, less eating and new tingles when square jawed alpha goes out every day to fight against the odds.

If this is whats going on she is actually following his lead, he just leads in a shitty way.

The good news would be that she is following his lead, she probably would in the other direction too.

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
As a former Fat guy and friends with depression. Yes its calories in and calories out, however

its never an easy fix. [/quote]

what’s so hard about eating right and exercising? this is what is wrong with you fat people lol… you are shoulder-deep in denial.

you overcomplicate the issue so much that it seems like it’s impossible to overcome… so you give up, but pat yourself on the back for trying and treat yourself to some cinnabuns [/quote]
I believe he said former fat guy. What makes you think he’s fat? What is he denying? What is “overcomplicated” about “calories in and calories out”? That’s about as simple as you can make it. Have you ever been fat? What makes you think you know how easy or difficult it is? Or have you just been a gym bro who hired Shelby Starnes and took steroids? You’re damn right, leaning out isn’t hard at all when you’re young and pay someone for a diet and use AAS lol.[/quote]

lol u haven’t got the slightest clue

dipshit

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]bpick86 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
Is OP unemployed?

Because that would be good.

Not in and of itself, but if is lying on the floor mentally and she freaks and pigs out because she is carrying the whole show, we have a leadership problem here. [/quote]

I agree for the most part, but cant tell if serious. Agreed with this being a useless thread filled with speculation at this point also. Too many unknown variables.[/quote]

Ya serious!

Woman needs to respect man → man must be worthy of respect.

Man must conquer new job, even a shitty one to show grit and determination.

Less anxiety, less eating and new tingles when square jawed alpha goes out every day to fight against the odds.

If this is whats going on she is actually following his lead, he just leads in a shitty way.

The good news would be that she is following his lead, she probably would in the other direction too.

[/quote]

Well imagine that. Orion agreeing with a married man on relationship matters. I think this is actually the view of several of the guys that have been posting here. I am speculating that a third party who knew the situation would not think of the OP as near the victim he initially made out to be.

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]yolo84 wrote:

oh fuck off with this shit

she is 300 fucking pounds! at 5’11!

it isn’t controlling to say “hey fatso how about you eat 15 doughnuts rather than 30 today?”

the western world is just a joke people are so pathetic

he should grow some balls and tell her to get a fucking grip

if she bursts into tears and then wakes up in the night fills the bath tub up with chocolate sauce and drowns herself then fuck her hire a crane to get the bath out and move on.

Another gem of relationship advice right here…

Another bleeding heart.

She is “depressed” she “works 40 hours” she has “kids”

Literally hundreds of millions of people do this stuff and are fine.

A 300lb woman is morbidly obese.

To get to that stage she has been stuffing about 10 thousand calories down her cake hole per day for years.

How can you sympathise with that? It is pathetic.

She has kids and a husband and should take some responsibilty.

She is an adult.

This is the same shit as she is “addicted” to food and “addiction is a disease.”

It is this sort of thing that has made America the land of the lard.

No one needs to take responsibilty cos they are depressed or addicted.

All she needs to do is walk on a treadmill a mile AM and a mile PM and cut down a TINY bit on the food and ahe would lose fuckloads of weight.

That is not difficult.

She is not in bed with terminal cancer she is just a lazy pig.
[/quote]

Your way will work very well if the OP wants to burn his relationship to the ground. And I guarantee she will lose the weight, most likely right after the divorce is finalized.

Reading back over what you wrote, why would you speak to someone you love that way? Would you speak to your child like that and expect that it wouldn’t be somehow damaging?
[/quote]

She is not a child she is an adult.

She is not mentally ill or suffering from a disease.

She is weak.

She has eaten cakes until she is about to burst i have no sympathy for her.

So she would lose the wight after the divorce - to spite me?

fuck her then!

just proves she could have lost it when we were together and could not be bothered.

good riddance.