[quote]browndisaster wrote:
nm I do
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Wowza!!!
Page 14 already? Dayummmmm!
Won’t bother to read them all but I hope, OP, that you’d had shit load of good/crap advice from fellow Tnationers.[/quote]
Solid avatar. I think it’s awesome that you post pics of other women and try to pass it off as your own[/quote]
Lulz.
Wait, i wanted to be the one you argue with…
[quote]ukrainian wrote:
[quote]bpick86 wrote:
Off topic ( not that it has mattered to this point) but anyone think this is legit, read post 44
Apparently people missed this post, but this was absolute gold. [/quote]
Hahaha, I read it. That was crazy!!
[quote]Cockburn wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I mean, what sort of quality woman do you think this guy is going to get if he either A) married a chick who is 300 lbs, or B) married a chick who then ballooned up to 300 lbs while he sat there and watched that nightmare unfold in front of him? Sure, it’s possible, but when was the last time you heard of a really good-looking woman getting up to 300 lbs? Anna Nicole Smith? That’s all I can think of.[/quote]
I find it sad when members jump to conclusions like this. Are you actually blaming him for her inability to hold up her end of the bargain? Ever heard of the phrase “love is blind?”
A close friend of mine and a highly health conscious individual experienced this very problem during his first marriage. This woman played the savvy fertile lover up untill the knot was tied. It was then that she decided to nurture a side affair with food. Each year she gained 10 kgs and each year he bought her more trainers, tracksuits, home equipment, gym memberships, coaches, and dietitians. When he pleaded for her to change, she spoke in riddles, admonishing that he ought to love her for who she is.
Six years and 60 kilograms later he filed for divorce. He told me he loved the woman he had married, yet tragically someone else had taken her place.
Even though marriage is uncharted territory for me, I feel the OP’s pain because I know what it’s like to lose respect for the one you are in a relationship with and never entirely regain it[/quote]
You missed my point entirely, pal. I’m not blaming for anything. My point is that if the guy stood by and watched his wife balloon up like a fucking adder and is just now thinking about straying, he probably has no options regarding who to fuck behind her back. I mean, if I was inclined to cheat on my wife because she blew the fuck up, I definitely wouldn’t wait until she hit 300 lbs. 300 lbs. is a LOT for a woman to weight, especially if she’s under 6’, which about 99% of women are.
Why not jump ship sooner than that if you’re thinking about it? I’ll tell you why not. Because it wasn’t an option to him. He was probably sitting there thinking to himself that he’d sure like to abandon the whole mess about 120 lbs ago but he had no one to turn to and no one who was throwing herself at him.
No options leaves a man pretty desperate, and in my opinion, desperation is waiting until your wife is 300 fucking lbs before you consider cheating on her. I’m not the most sensitive, upstanding guy on this site, but I’d like to think that I’d be trying anything and everything to help her lose weight back when she was about 200. I mean, 200 lbs is pretty goddamned heavy for a woman, but 300lbs is just plain horrific.
[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:
[quote]Tiribulus wrote:
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME.
There’s a desperate hurting women over there who probably hates to open her eyes in the morning and all anybody (just about) cares about is whether this guy is happy. Yeah, she’s probably angry and nasty and impossible to get along with on top of being obese too. That’s how hurting people are. None of that is the point. Marriage (on the human level), including sex, is ALL about GIVING every bit of yourself on every level and in every way to another and ESPECIALLY when they least deserve it and are most difficult to live with. That’s when they need you most.
Marriage was designed by God, one man and one woman, for life, as an earthly illustration of the covenant relationship of Christ with His church bride. He GAVE Himself in a gruesome bloody death to redeem His people, his bride, from death themselves. He commands husbands to love their wives this way. (see the 5th chapter of the apostle Paul’s letter to the church at Ephesus) No matter what else may happen, children are equipped for life by watching their fathers love their mothers. Of course, we won’t do that on our own. How well I know, having learned this lesson the very hard way by almost destroying the wife of my youth with my own self serving childishness. Even after I should have known better.
Nevermind. Whatever on earth could I have been thinking? This guy needs to get laid and save money. Carry on.[/quote]
I’ve been reading a lot of your posts, and as a Christian brother I gotta say… what you write sounds WAY too preachy for my tastes…
anyways OP, for your wife…
2iu Keifei somatropin AM (before 30 minutes fasted walk) and 2iu PM (on empty stomach)
50-75mcg t3 ED
12mg test E Monday/Thursday
low dose DNP for 6 weeks
if that doesn’t work, time for a divorce
[/quote]
If all that shit doesn’t work, it’s not time for a divorce. It’s time to give her a .357 Magnum with a bullet in it and tell her to do herself a favor.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:
[quote]Tiribulus wrote:
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME.
There’s a desperate hurting women over there who probably hates to open her eyes in the morning and all anybody (just about) cares about is whether this guy is happy. Yeah, she’s probably angry and nasty and impossible to get along with on top of being obese too. That’s how hurting people are. None of that is the point. Marriage (on the human level), including sex, is ALL about GIVING every bit of yourself on every level and in every way to another and ESPECIALLY when they least deserve it and are most difficult to live with. That’s when they need you most.
Marriage was designed by God, one man and one woman, for life, as an earthly illustration of the covenant relationship of Christ with His church bride. He GAVE Himself in a gruesome bloody death to redeem His people, his bride, from death themselves. He commands husbands to love their wives this way. (see the 5th chapter of the apostle Paul’s letter to the church at Ephesus) No matter what else may happen, children are equipped for life by watching their fathers love their mothers. Of course, we won’t do that on our own. How well I know, having learned this lesson the very hard way by almost destroying the wife of my youth with my own self serving childishness. Even after I should have known better.
Nevermind. Whatever on earth could I have been thinking? This guy needs to get laid and save money. Carry on.[/quote]
I’ve been reading a lot of your posts, and as a Christian brother I gotta say… what you write sounds WAY too preachy for my tastes…
anyways OP, for your wife…
2iu Keifei somatropin AM (before 30 minutes fasted walk) and 2iu PM (on empty stomach)
50-75mcg t3 ED
12mg test E Monday/Thursday
low dose DNP for 6 weeks
if that doesn’t work, time for a divorce
[/quote]
If all that shit doesn’t work, it’s not time for a divorce. It’s time to give her a .357 Magnum with a bullet in it and tell her to do herself a favor.
[/quote]
hahaha right?
[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:
[quote]Tiribulus wrote:
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME.
There’s a desperate hurting women over there who probably hates to open her eyes in the morning and all anybody (just about) cares about is whether this guy is happy. Yeah, she’s probably angry and nasty and impossible to get along with on top of being obese too. That’s how hurting people are. None of that is the point. Marriage (on the human level), including sex, is ALL about GIVING every bit of yourself on every level and in every way to another and ESPECIALLY when they least deserve it and are most difficult to live with. That’s when they need you most.
Marriage was designed by God, one man and one woman, for life, as an earthly illustration of the covenant relationship of Christ with His church bride. He GAVE Himself in a gruesome bloody death to redeem His people, his bride, from death themselves. He commands husbands to love their wives this way. (see the 5th chapter of the apostle Paul’s letter to the church at Ephesus) No matter what else may happen, children are equipped for life by watching their fathers love their mothers. Of course, we won’t do that on our own. How well I know, having learned this lesson the very hard way by almost destroying the wife of my youth with my own self serving childishness. Even after I should have known better.
Nevermind. Whatever on earth could I have been thinking? This guy needs to get laid and save money. Carry on.[/quote]
I’ve been reading a lot of your posts, and as a Christian brother I gotta say… what you write sounds WAY too preachy for my tastes…
anyways OP, for your wife…
2iu Keifei somatropin AM (before 30 minutes fasted walk) and 2iu PM (on empty stomach)
50-75mcg t3 ED
12mg test E Monday/Thursday
low dose DNP for 6 weeks
if that doesn’t work, time for a divorce
[/quote]
If all that shit doesn’t work, it’s not time for a divorce. It’s time to give her a .357 Magnum with a bullet in it and tell her to do herself a favor.
[/quote]
hahaha right?[/quote]
Right. Tell herself to grow a fucking pair and get it over with already. All she’s doing is killing herself with all that weight. What’s the difference between cleaning up all the puke and shit she produces after her goddamned food binges and cleaning up her brains after she splatters them all over the kitchen?
You only have to clean her brains up once.
And if any of you guys think I’m being overly harsh here, fuck off and die. This is obviously a troll thread. Has the OP even made one single fucking post since he started this bastard?
The OP probably can’t post any updates on the situation because he got stuck underneath her after she passed out and fell into a food coma.
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
Ive never seen Walkway post anything that i didnt think was either warranted, useful, or funny.
Good to see you took your time out, counted back from ten and cooled down.[/quote]
Um… That’s not how trolling works lol. I think you misunderstand my post. Also Walkway has plenty of posts where he isn’t being useful, warranted, or funny, he’s just being a douche.
years ago my girlfriend gained a ton of weight and gave me the “I want to work out/don’t try to change me” line often. One night I made out with her best friend (who was skinny) and a month later her other best friend. After the second time, I told my girlfriend what happened, we broke up, and I started dating said skinny friend #2 with the big ass.
My ex is still best friends with friend #1 lol. In conclusion, I was a dick, and when I get married it’ll be to someone of better caliber than all 3 above…
When people make excuses for their weight such as “This is the weight I’m supposed to be!” and they are , say, 200 lbs…well then when they eventually get even heavier you can throw those words back at them “Hey, I thought you said you were ‘supposed’ to be 200lbs?”
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Wowza!!!
Page 14 already? Dayummmmm!
Won’t bother to read them all but I hope, OP, that you’d had shit load of good/crap advice from fellow Tnationers.[/quote]
Go back and read it all.
Do it.[/quote]
I’m tempted but I don’t know lol
On topic although it seems late to add my two cents …
I think it’s fair to treat a compulsive eater with the same level of tolerance you would an alcoholic or a drug addict. You offer your help and ask that they stop killing themselves if they want to continue a relationship with you but that they must understand you may have to leave them if it comes to that.
*Assuming this thread isn’t just a massive troll. Or that 300lbs isn’t actually 185lbs.
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
Ive never seen Walkway post anything that i didnt think was either warranted, useful, or funny.
Good to see you took your time out, counted back from ten and cooled down.[/quote]
Um… That’s not how trolling works lol. I think you misunderstand my post. Also Walkway has plenty of posts where he isn’t being useful, warranted, or funny, he’s just being a douche.[/quote]
No, i just dont believe anything walkway said warranted your hilarious overreaction.
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Wowza!!!
Page 14 already? Dayummmmm!
Won’t bother to read them all but I hope, OP, that you’d had shit load of good/crap advice from fellow Tnationers.[/quote]
Go back and read it all.
Do it.[/quote]
I’m tempted but I don’t know lol
On topic although it seems late to add my two cents …
I think it’s fair to treat a compulsive eater with the same level of tolerance you would an alcoholic or a drug addict. You offer your help and ask that they stop killing themselves if they want to continue a relationship with you but that they must understand you may have to leave them if it comes to that.
*Assuming this thread isn’t just a massive troll. Or that 300lbs isn’t actually 185lbs.
[/quote]
13 pages too late. Disqualified.
[quote]Anonymity wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Wowza!!!
Page 14 already? Dayummmmm!
Won’t bother to read them all but I hope, OP, that you’d had shit load of good/crap advice from fellow Tnationers.[/quote]
Go back and read it all.
Do it.[/quote]
I’m tempted but I don’t know lol
On topic although it seems late to add my two cents …
I think it’s fair to treat a compulsive eater with the same level of tolerance you would an alcoholic or a drug addict. You offer your help and ask that they stop killing themselves if they want to continue a relationship with you but that they must understand you may have to leave them if it comes to that.
*Assuming this thread isn’t just a massive troll. Or that 300lbs isn’t actually 185lbs.
[/quote]
13 pages too late. Disqualified.
[/quote]
But I only read page 1 and page 15 
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
All we need now is Eliteballa3 to chime in with his shoe and it would be epic. Maybe a TrapleJacks thrown in there for good measure.[/quote]
I searched eliteballa3 on youtube. After all these years and he still can’t quite dunk. Shame.
I bet he has sweet abs though.
If he would just change his old beat up shoes for newer Air Jordans, his dunking capabilities would be off the charts.[/quote]
As would his bodyfat accuracy.
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Tiribulus wrote:
I didn’t give the OP any advice. I made an observation.[/quote]
Let it go bro. We have moved on to Eliteballa3.[/quote]
Lol, literally!
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:
way to prove your point with an ad hominem… lmao… you are comedy
[/quote]
lmao, way to resort to ad hominem to prove your point you dumb bastard[/quote]
Man, i cant believe how worked up you are over this. Its either that, or you’re covering up your lack of any real insight with blatant and offensive name-calling.
I’d hate to see how you’d react if somebody slapped the gameboy out of your hands…[/quote]
[quote]yolo84 wrote:
sorry but is there a cliff notes as to the dispute between you two?
csulli you always seem so even tempered[/quote]
Lol sorry I didnt mean to troll you two. Whenever I resort to actual insults is a tell when you know I’m not taking whatever it is very seriously and just trying to bait whoever the nemesis is. I do love a good internet fight every once in a while. In all seriousness though it does concern me the way he addresses certain very respectful and beneficial posters on here with extreme rudeness. I do hate seeing that.[/quote]
Ive never seen Walkway post anything that i didnt think was either warranted, useful, or funny.
Good to see you took your time out, counted back from ten and cooled down.[/quote]
Oh, I get it. You guys are each other’s troll accounts.
How cute.
[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:
you have the mentality of a fat person too… “it’s all these other things that made me fat… not the fact that I shovel chocolate covered churros down my hatch 12x a day”
“it’s muh genetics”[/quote]
Bahahaha I love this. It’s the equivalent of McCarthyism for lifters. If you don’t agree… THEN YOU’RE FAT!
Seriously though, does it not disturb anybody else in the slightest that some guy is asking random internet people for validation to cheat on a lifting forum? Who does that???
[quote]yolo84 wrote:
OP come the fuck on.
You have been a member of a fitness website for a decade.
Why don’t you just put her on a standard calorie cut diet?
She could lose 30-40 so easily just by cutting out some junk and doing some walking.
If she is embarrassed or something buy her a treadmill.
Once she has lost that amount she will have some impetus.
This shit really is not fucking hard.
If you come back with she has deep pyschological problems etc then obviously you must be culpable.
She wasn’t a ham planet before she met you so you must be an insufferable bastard.
Either way you could give her an extremely easy diet and exercise plan.
Again you have been a member here for a fucking decade - make her write a food diary for a week then show her how to cut calories then make her walk a mile AM and a mile PM.
It will fall off.
[/quote]
Well no shit, but can you really MAKE another human being do anything they clearly don’t want to do?
[quote]anonym wrote:
Oh, and in case it hasn’t been mentioned yet: the quickest way to get your wife looking fuckable again is to put her back on the market.
It’s a huge cliche, I know, but it’s the troof.[/quote]
You’re smarter than you look.