When I shot the pig half his head blew off but he was still alive.
I had to slit his throat. Squealed the whole time.
Backstrap was gosh dern worth it though.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
thanks Hot Charlotte - how did you know that I luuuuvv boobies?[/quote]
Ummm…because what straight man doesn’t like boobs?
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So, a manager of mine was talking about her mom the other day. Apparently my manager’s husband was going fishing and her mom was like “Why don’t you make him a sandwich?” And my manager was like “WTF? He can make his own damn sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he works five days a week, he’s a hard working man, he needs you to take care of him.” And my manager, again, was like “WTF? I work 5 days a week too. I’m a hard working woman. I need someone to take care of ME. He can make ME a sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he’s a man, it’s totally different.” And my manager just looked at her mom, threw up her hands with a “WTF” gesture and walked away. Made me totally think “I have got to tell this to TK.”[/quote]
One of the questions I ask myself when contemplating a man’s worthiness to be mine:
If after working all day would I make him a sammich?
If the answer is “no” then it’s not meant to be. 
So I guess we’re posting pics of chicks in TK now? No lolcats anymore? [/quote]
Shit…I wonder if I would make IH a sammich? He makes me food all the time. I probably would not make him a sammich since I have no idea what he likes. Maybe I would make him a pb and jelly, if he asked. Mainly, he asks for sex. [/quote]
lol Maybe it’s better if you ask yourself would you do something nice for him with/without him asking even if you were tired? I don’t think it has to be a sandwich. Who knows with men. lol
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Does Edgy likes shaved or unshaved?
[/quote]
The answer is … yes!
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Does Edgy likes shaved or unshaved?
[/quote]
The answer is … yes! [/quote]
Correct. We would have also taken “Any beaver is good beaver” for an answer as well.
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So, a manager of mine was talking about her mom the other day. Apparently my manager’s husband was going fishing and her mom was like “Why don’t you make him a sandwich?” And my manager was like “WTF? He can make his own damn sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he works five days a week, he’s a hard working man, he needs you to take care of him.” And my manager, again, was like “WTF? I work 5 days a week too. I’m a hard working woman. I need someone to take care of ME. He can make ME a sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he’s a man, it’s totally different.” And my manager just looked at her mom, threw up her hands with a “WTF” gesture and walked away. Made me totally think “I have got to tell this to TK.”[/quote]
One of the questions I ask myself when contemplating a man’s worthiness to be mine:
If after working all day would I make him a sammich?
If the answer is “no” then it’s not meant to be.
So I guess we’re posting pics of chicks in TK now? No lolcats anymore? [/quote]
Shit…I wonder if I would make IH a sammich? He makes me food all the time. I probably would not make him a sammich since I have no idea what he likes. Maybe I would make him a pb and jelly, if he asked. Mainly, he asks for sex. [/quote]
lol Maybe it’s better if you ask yourself would you do something nice for him with/without him asking even if you were tired? I don’t think it has to be a sandwich. Who knows with men. lol
[/quote]
We both do things for each other without being asked… and even when we’re tired.
One of the very few, GREAT decisions i’ve ever made, was to ask her to marry me.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So, a manager of mine was talking about her mom the other day. Apparently my manager’s husband was going fishing and her mom was like “Why don’t you make him a sandwich?” And my manager was like “WTF? He can make his own damn sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he works five days a week, he’s a hard working man, he needs you to take care of him.” And my manager, again, was like “WTF? I work 5 days a week too. I’m a hard working woman. I need someone to take care of ME. He can make ME a sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he’s a man, it’s totally different.” And my manager just looked at her mom, threw up her hands with a “WTF” gesture and walked away. Made me totally think “I have got to tell this to TK.”[/quote]
One of the questions I ask myself when contemplating a man’s worthiness to be mine:
If after working all day would I make him a sammich?
If the answer is “no” then it’s not meant to be.
So I guess we’re posting pics of chicks in TK now? No lolcats anymore? [/quote]
Shit…I wonder if I would make IH a sammich? He makes me food all the time. I probably would not make him a sammich since I have no idea what he likes. Maybe I would make him a pb and jelly, if he asked. Mainly, he asks for sex. [/quote]
lol Maybe it’s better if you ask yourself would you do something nice for him with/without him asking even if you were tired? I don’t think it has to be a sandwich. Who knows with men. lol
[/quote]
We both do things for each other without being asked… and even when we’re tired.
One of the very few, GREAT decisions i’ve ever made, was to ask her to marry me.
[/quote]
Hungry, you’re already married. You don’t have to be uber romantic with your posts. Be the Al Budy that I know you are. And I will be your Jefferson.
never been to a casino
figured it was like going to a mall but with more Celine Dion
they have busloads of Asians there?
could get in an adventure
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So, a manager of mine was talking about her mom the other day. Apparently my manager’s husband was going fishing and her mom was like “Why don’t you make him a sandwich?” And my manager was like “WTF? He can make his own damn sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he works five days a week, he’s a hard working man, he needs you to take care of him.” And my manager, again, was like “WTF? I work 5 days a week too. I’m a hard working woman. I need someone to take care of ME. He can make ME a sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he’s a man, it’s totally different.” And my manager just looked at her mom, threw up her hands with a “WTF” gesture and walked away. Made me totally think “I have got to tell this to TK.”[/quote]
One of the questions I ask myself when contemplating a man’s worthiness to be mine:
If after working all day would I make him a sammich?
If the answer is “no” then it’s not meant to be.
So I guess we’re posting pics of chicks in TK now? No lolcats anymore? [/quote]
Shit…I wonder if I would make IH a sammich? He makes me food all the time. I probably would not make him a sammich since I have no idea what he likes. Maybe I would make him a pb and jelly, if he asked. Mainly, he asks for sex. [/quote]
lol Maybe it’s better if you ask yourself would you do something nice for him with/without him asking even if you were tired? I don’t think it has to be a sandwich. Who knows with men. lol
[/quote]
Fetch a beer.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
When I shot the pig half his head blew off but he was still alive.
I had to slit his throat. Squealed the whole time.
Backstrap was gosh dern worth it though.[/quote]
This reminded me of Monday night when the security guys were watching “100 Ways to Die” and this drunk driver was in an accident and they pronounced him dead but he wasn’t. Since he was an organ donor, they harvested his organs while he was still “alive”. Apparently the last thing he saw before he died for real was his heart being removed. The scenes were really graphic…definitely the wrong thing to be watching while eating a calzone.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So, a manager of mine was talking about her mom the other day. Apparently my manager’s husband was going fishing and her mom was like “Why don’t you make him a sandwich?” And my manager was like “WTF? He can make his own damn sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he works five days a week, he’s a hard working man, he needs you to take care of him.” And my manager, again, was like “WTF? I work 5 days a week too. I’m a hard working woman. I need someone to take care of ME. He can make ME a sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he’s a man, it’s totally different.” And my manager just looked at her mom, threw up her hands with a “WTF” gesture and walked away. Made me totally think “I have got to tell this to TK.”[/quote]
One of the questions I ask myself when contemplating a man’s worthiness to be mine:
If after working all day would I make him a sammich?
If the answer is “no” then it’s not meant to be.
So I guess we’re posting pics of chicks in TK now? No lolcats anymore? [/quote]
Shit…I wonder if I would make IH a sammich? He makes me food all the time. I probably would not make him a sammich since I have no idea what he likes. Maybe I would make him a pb and jelly, if he asked. Mainly, he asks for sex. [/quote]
lol Maybe it’s better if you ask yourself would you do something nice for him with/without him asking even if you were tired? I don’t think it has to be a sandwich. Who knows with men. lol
[/quote]
We both do things for each other without being asked… and even when we’re tired.
One of the very few, GREAT decisions i’ve ever made, was to ask her to marry me.
[/quote]
Hungry, you’re already married. You don’t have to be uber romantic with your posts. Be the Al Budy that I know you are. And I will be your Jefferson.
[/quote]
I loved that show.
I remembered the first time it premiered, after the Simsons on Sunday nights in 1990.
Al Bundy i’ll never be.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
When I shot the pig half his head blew off but he was still alive.
I had to slit his throat. Squealed the whole time.
Backstrap was gosh dern worth it though.[/quote]
This reminded me of Monday night when the security guys were watching “100 Ways to Die” and this drunk driver was in an accident and they pronounced him dead but he wasn’t. Since he was an organ donor, they harvested his organs while he was still “alive”. Apparently the last thing he saw before he died for real was his heart being removed. The scenes were really graphic…definitely the wrong thing to be watching while eating a calzone.
[/quote]
DAMN!!!
That show freaks me out sometimes.
The funniest one I saw was a guy who had been promoted at work to a corner office way up in a building.
He was showing off for his buddies and thought he had shatter proof windows and he ran full speed ahead at one. Went right through it and fell to his death.
Hilarious.
Darwin awards does it better IMO but it’s not a TV show unfortunately.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So, a manager of mine was talking about her mom the other day. Apparently my manager’s husband was going fishing and her mom was like “Why don’t you make him a sandwich?” And my manager was like “WTF? He can make his own damn sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he works five days a week, he’s a hard working man, he needs you to take care of him.” And my manager, again, was like “WTF? I work 5 days a week too. I’m a hard working woman. I need someone to take care of ME. He can make ME a sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he’s a man, it’s totally different.” And my manager just looked at her mom, threw up her hands with a “WTF” gesture and walked away. Made me totally think “I have got to tell this to TK.”[/quote]
One of the questions I ask myself when contemplating a man’s worthiness to be mine:
If after working all day would I make him a sammich?
If the answer is “no” then it’s not meant to be.
So I guess we’re posting pics of chicks in TK now? No lolcats anymore? [/quote]
Shit…I wonder if I would make IH a sammich? He makes me food all the time. I probably would not make him a sammich since I have no idea what he likes. Maybe I would make him a pb and jelly, if he asked. Mainly, he asks for sex. [/quote]
lol Maybe it’s better if you ask yourself would you do something nice for him with/without him asking even if you were tired? I don’t think it has to be a sandwich. Who knows with men. lol
[/quote]
We both do things for each other without being asked… and even when we’re tired.
One of the very few, GREAT decisions i’ve ever made, was to ask her to marry me.
[/quote]
Hungry, you’re already married. You don’t have to be uber romantic with your posts. Be the Al Budy that I know you are. And I will be your Jefferson.
[/quote]
I loved that show.
I remembered the first time it premiered, after the Simsons on Sunday nights in 1990.
Al Bundy i’ll never be.
[/quote]
Man, she has a nice butt…and nice side tit too.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So, a manager of mine was talking about her mom the other day. Apparently my manager’s husband was going fishing and her mom was like “Why don’t you make him a sandwich?” And my manager was like “WTF? He can make his own damn sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he works five days a week, he’s a hard working man, he needs you to take care of him.” And my manager, again, was like “WTF? I work 5 days a week too. I’m a hard working woman. I need someone to take care of ME. He can make ME a sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he’s a man, it’s totally different.” And my manager just looked at her mom, threw up her hands with a “WTF” gesture and walked away. Made me totally think “I have got to tell this to TK.”[/quote]
One of the questions I ask myself when contemplating a man’s worthiness to be mine:
If after working all day would I make him a sammich?
If the answer is “no” then it’s not meant to be.
So I guess we’re posting pics of chicks in TK now? No lolcats anymore? [/quote]
Shit…I wonder if I would make IH a sammich? He makes me food all the time. I probably would not make him a sammich since I have no idea what he likes. Maybe I would make him a pb and jelly, if he asked. Mainly, he asks for sex. [/quote]
lol Maybe it’s better if you ask yourself would you do something nice for him with/without him asking even if you were tired? I don’t think it has to be a sandwich. Who knows with men. lol
[/quote]
We both do things for each other without being asked… and even when we’re tired.
One of the very few, GREAT decisions i’ve ever made, was to ask her to marry me.
[/quote]
Hungry, you’re already married. You don’t have to be uber romantic with your posts. Be the Al Budy that I know you are. And I will be your Jefferson.
[/quote]
I loved that show.
I remembered the first time it premiered, after the Simsons on Sunday nights in 1990.
Al Bundy i’ll never be.
[/quote]
Man, she has a nice butt…and nice side tit too.[/quote]
Meh little to small for me.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So, a manager of mine was talking about her mom the other day. Apparently my manager’s husband was going fishing and her mom was like “Why don’t you make him a sandwich?” And my manager was like “WTF? He can make his own damn sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he works five days a week, he’s a hard working man, he needs you to take care of him.” And my manager, again, was like “WTF? I work 5 days a week too. I’m a hard working woman. I need someone to take care of ME. He can make ME a sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he’s a man, it’s totally different.” And my manager just looked at her mom, threw up her hands with a “WTF” gesture and walked away. Made me totally think “I have got to tell this to TK.”[/quote]
One of the questions I ask myself when contemplating a man’s worthiness to be mine:
If after working all day would I make him a sammich?
If the answer is “no” then it’s not meant to be.
So I guess we’re posting pics of chicks in TK now? No lolcats anymore? [/quote]
Shit…I wonder if I would make IH a sammich? He makes me food all the time. I probably would not make him a sammich since I have no idea what he likes. Maybe I would make him a pb and jelly, if he asked. Mainly, he asks for sex. [/quote]
lol Maybe it’s better if you ask yourself would you do something nice for him with/without him asking even if you were tired? I don’t think it has to be a sandwich. Who knows with men. lol
[/quote]
We both do things for each other without being asked… and even when we’re tired.
One of the very few, GREAT decisions i’ve ever made, was to ask her to marry me.
[/quote]
Hungry, you’re already married. You don’t have to be uber romantic with your posts. Be the Al Budy that I know you are. And I will be your Jefferson.
[/quote]
I loved that show.
I remembered the first time it premiered, after the Simsons on Sunday nights in 1990.
Al Bundy i’ll never be.
[/quote]
Man, she has a nice butt…and nice side tit too.[/quote]
Meh little to small for me.
[/quote]
Sometimes a small ass is nice.
When they bend over and stick it out, BLAM!!!
Full monty peach, glistening and calling out for attention.
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
thanks Hot Charlotte - how did you know that I luuuuvv boobies?[/quote]
I can read minds.
I’m going to pm you a naughty gif of boobies okay?
Oh and I am FREAKING OUT right now my test is tomorrow!
AHHHH! [/quote]
Oh, BETTY – Hellz yeah!
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]KrohDaddi wrote:
202 lbs today[/quote]
Has anyone called you Canadian Jesus yet?[/quote]
C. E-Jesus.[/quote]
He died for your beer and back bacon, eh?
.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So, a manager of mine was talking about her mom the other day. Apparently my manager’s husband was going fishing and her mom was like “Why don’t you make him a sandwich?” And my manager was like “WTF? He can make his own damn sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he works five days a week, he’s a hard working man, he needs you to take care of him.” And my manager, again, was like “WTF? I work 5 days a week too. I’m a hard working woman. I need someone to take care of ME. He can make ME a sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he’s a man, it’s totally different.” And my manager just looked at her mom, threw up her hands with a “WTF” gesture and walked away. Made me totally think “I have got to tell this to TK.”[/quote]
One of the questions I ask myself when contemplating a man’s worthiness to be mine:
If after working all day would I make him a sammich?
If the answer is “no” then it’s not meant to be.
So I guess we’re posting pics of chicks in TK now? No lolcats anymore? [/quote]
Shit…I wonder if I would make IH a sammich? He makes me food all the time. I probably would not make him a sammich since I have no idea what he likes. Maybe I would make him a pb and jelly, if he asked. Mainly, he asks for sex. [/quote]
You… have… no… idea… what sammmich your man likes?
I… I… IH, I am so sorry…
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
When I shot the pig half his head blew off but he was still alive.
I had to slit his throat. Squealed the whole time.
Backstrap was gosh dern worth it though.[/quote]
This reminded me of Monday night when the security guys were watching “100 Ways to Die” and this drunk driver was in an accident and they pronounced him dead but he wasn’t. Since he was an organ donor, they harvested his organs while he was still “alive”. Apparently the last thing he saw before he died for real was his heart being removed. The scenes were really graphic…definitely the wrong thing to be watching while eating a calzone.
[/quote]
DAMN!!!
That show freaks me out sometimes.
The funniest one I saw was a guy who had been promoted at work to a corner office way up in a building.
He was showing off for his buddies and thought he had shatter proof windows and he ran full speed ahead at one. Went right through it and fell to his death.
Hilarious.
Darwin awards does it better IMO but it’s not a TV show unfortunately.[/quote]
What I want to know is how they figured out he was still “alive”? It’s not like he said anything. He couldn’t even move or blink his eyes or talk.