Woo wa wee wa
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[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
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[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
When I shot the pig half his head blew off but he was still alive.
I had to slit his throat. Squealed the whole time.
Backstrap was gosh dern worth it though.[/quote]
This reminded me of Monday night when the security guys were watching “100 Ways to Die” and this drunk driver was in an accident and they pronounced him dead but he wasn’t. Since he was an organ donor, they harvested his organs while he was still “alive”. Apparently the last thing he saw before he died for real was his heart being removed. The scenes were really graphic…definitely the wrong thing to be watching while eating a calzone.
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DAMN!!!
That show freaks me out sometimes.
The funniest one I saw was a guy who had been promoted at work to a corner office way up in a building.
He was showing off for his buddies and thought he had shatter proof windows and he ran full speed ahead at one. Went right through it and fell to his death.
Hilarious.
Darwin awards does it better IMO but it’s not a TV show unfortunately.[/quote]
What I want to know is how they figured out he was still “alive”? It’s not like he said anything. He couldn’t even move or blink his eyes or talk.[/quote]
I bet Derek knows.
Nerdy White Kid KILLS "Look at Me Now" (Pancake Rap) - YouTube!
a cook’s rap 
edit - I got white boxed.
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LOL
Bing bang boom.
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[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So, a manager of mine was talking about her mom the other day. Apparently my manager’s husband was going fishing and her mom was like “Why don’t you make him a sandwich?” And my manager was like “WTF? He can make his own damn sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he works five days a week, he’s a hard working man, he needs you to take care of him.” And my manager, again, was like “WTF? I work 5 days a week too. I’m a hard working woman. I need someone to take care of ME. He can make ME a sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he’s a man, it’s totally different.” And my manager just looked at her mom, threw up her hands with a “WTF” gesture and walked away. Made me totally think “I have got to tell this to TK.”[/quote]
One of the questions I ask myself when contemplating a man’s worthiness to be mine:
If after working all day would I make him a sammich?
If the answer is “no” then it’s not meant to be. 
So I guess we’re posting pics of chicks in TK now? No lolcats anymore? [/quote]
Shit…I wonder if I would make IH a sammich? He makes me food all the time. I probably would not make him a sammich since I have no idea what he likes. Maybe I would make him a pb and jelly, if he asked. Mainly, he asks for sex. [/quote]
You… have… no… idea… what sammmich your man likes?
I… I… IH, I am so sorry…[/quote]
Oh, it’s ok.
Greeny hooks me up in many other ways, so I can’t complain.
Pic unrelated!!
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The owl pic killed me!