Ever Feel Like a Threadkiller? 55

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
^ Great to see your squat numbers up.[/quote]

No offense to Beans, my dad, or any other accountants, but they SUCK BALLS at running a business. My work is trying to justify the Asian bus tours that come to the casino. If they can figure out if the business is not worth it, then they will cut the buses entirely and start laying off people since we won’t need to open 3/4 of the Asian table games…This ever since some FINANCE guy took over the table games department…WTF?

Rock and Roll Jesus~

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]KrohDaddi wrote:
202 lbs today[/quote]

Has anyone called you Canadian Jesus yet?[/quote]

C. E-Jesus.[/quote]
Seizus?

So, a manager of mine was talking about her mom the other day. Apparently my manager’s husband was going fishing and her mom was like “Why don’t you make him a sandwich?” And my manager was like “WTF? He can make his own damn sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he works five days a week, he’s a hard working man, he needs you to take care of him.” And my manager, again, was like “WTF? I work 5 days a week too. I’m a hard working woman. I need someone to take care of ME. He can make ME a sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he’s a man, it’s totally different.” And my manager just looked at her mom, threw up her hands with a “WTF” gesture and walked away. Made me totally think “I have got to tell this to TK.”

what is your managers problem? she should’ve made the sammich - who cares if she works 5 days a week - its her job as a female to make sammiches.

no?

right after she serviced him in the bathroom, of course…that has to come first - right?

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So, a manager of mine was talking about her mom the other day. Apparently my manager’s husband was going fishing and her mom was like “Why don’t you make him a sandwich?” And my manager was like “WTF? He can make his own damn sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he works five days a week, he’s a hard working man, he needs you to take care of him.” And my manager, again, was like “WTF? I work 5 days a week too. I’m a hard working woman. I need someone to take care of ME. He can make ME a sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he’s a man, it’s totally different.” And my manager just looked at her mom, threw up her hands with a “WTF” gesture and walked away. Made me totally think “I have got to tell this to TK.”[/quote]
LOL, we’re needy, no hiding that fact. And I make my daughter a sammich almost every day. That kid LOVES PB&J’s!

I think it’s time to teach her how to make the sammiches. 5 is old enough to make sammiches, right?

I like how we’re talking about Canadian Jesus aka C.E. Jesus aka Seizus aka Rock N Roll Jesus and Greeny keeps bring up accountants.

You’re F’ng up, Greeny. Big time.

And I like how the thread is Hi-Jacked by Greeny. Good grief, guys. Good F’n Grief.

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So, a manager of mine was talking about her mom the other day. Apparently my manager’s husband was going fishing and her mom was like “Why don’t you make him a sandwich?” And my manager was like “WTF? He can make his own damn sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he works five days a week, he’s a hard working man, he needs you to take care of him.” And my manager, again, was like “WTF? I work 5 days a week too. I’m a hard working woman. I need someone to take care of ME. He can make ME a sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he’s a man, it’s totally different.” And my manager just looked at her mom, threw up her hands with a “WTF” gesture and walked away. Made me totally think “I have got to tell this to TK.”[/quote]
LOL, we’re needy, no hiding that fact. And I make my daughter a sammich almost every day. That kid LOVES PB&J’s!

I think it’s time to teach her how to make the sammiches. 5 is old enough to make sammiches, right?[/quote]

She can definitely start helping.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So, a manager of mine was talking about her mom the other day. Apparently my manager’s husband was going fishing and her mom was like “Why don’t you make him a sandwich?” And my manager was like “WTF? He can make his own damn sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he works five days a week, he’s a hard working man, he needs you to take care of him.” And my manager, again, was like “WTF? I work 5 days a week too. I’m a hard working woman. I need someone to take care of ME. He can make ME a sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he’s a man, it’s totally different.” And my manager just looked at her mom, threw up her hands with a “WTF” gesture and walked away. Made me totally think “I have got to tell this to TK.”[/quote]
LOL, we’re needy, no hiding that fact. And I make my daughter a sammich almost every day. That kid LOVES PB&J’s!

I think it’s time to teach her how to make the sammiches. 5 is old enough to make sammiches, right?[/quote]

She can definitely start helping.[/quote]

No no, “helping” is what I would be doing, by “helping” the sandwich get eaten!

:slight_smile:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So, a manager of mine was talking about her mom the other day. Apparently my manager’s husband was going fishing and her mom was like “Why don’t you make him a sandwich?” And my manager was like “WTF? He can make his own damn sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he works five days a week, he’s a hard working man, he needs you to take care of him.” And my manager, again, was like “WTF? I work 5 days a week too. I’m a hard working woman. I need someone to take care of ME. He can make ME a sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he’s a man, it’s totally different.” And my manager just looked at her mom, threw up her hands with a “WTF” gesture and walked away. Made me totally think “I have got to tell this to TK.”[/quote]

One of the questions I ask myself when contemplating a man’s worthiness to be mine:

If after working all day would I make him a sammich?

If the answer is “no” then it’s not meant to be. :smiley:

So I guess we’re posting pics of chicks in TK now? No lolcats anymore?

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
And I like how the thread is Hi-Jacked by Greeny. Good grief, guys. Good F’n Grief.[/quote]

“Good grief”? I’m gonna start calling you Charlie Brown…do you believe in the Great Pumpkin?

thanks Hot Charlotte - how did you know that I luuuuvv boobies?

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
And I like how the thread is Hi-Jacked by Greeny. Good grief, guys. Good F’n Grief.[/quote]
“Good grief”? I’m gonna start calling you Charlie Brown…do you believe in the Great Pumpkin?[/quote]

Real funny, Lucy. Its bad enough I got Peppermint Patty cyberbullying me, now you want to pull this thread from under me.

Good grief.

[quote]Edgy wrote:
thanks Hot Charlotte - how did you know that I luuuuvv boobies?[/quote]

I can read minds.

I’m going to pm you a naughty gif of boobies okay?

Oh and I am FREAKING OUT right now my test is tomorrow!
AHHHH!

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
thanks Hot Charlotte - how did you know that I luuuuvv boobies?[/quote]

I can read minds.

I’m going to pm you a naughty gif of boobies okay?

Oh and I am FREAKING OUT right now my test is tomorrow!
AHHHH! [/quote]

Over 90 percent of the members on this site love boobies. You can’t miss the water when you’re aiming for the ocean.

Just saying.

Now if you could guess if Edgy likes shaved or unshaved, then that’s more respectable.

[quote]KrohDaddi wrote:

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[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So, a manager of mine was talking about her mom the other day. Apparently my manager’s husband was going fishing and her mom was like “Why don’t you make him a sandwich?” And my manager was like “WTF? He can make his own damn sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he works five days a week, he’s a hard working man, he needs you to take care of him.” And my manager, again, was like “WTF? I work 5 days a week too. I’m a hard working woman. I need someone to take care of ME. He can make ME a sandwich.” And her mom was like “But he’s a man, it’s totally different.” And my manager just looked at her mom, threw up her hands with a “WTF” gesture and walked away. Made me totally think “I have got to tell this to TK.”[/quote]

One of the questions I ask myself when contemplating a man’s worthiness to be mine:

If after working all day would I make him a sammich?

If the answer is “no” then it’s not meant to be. :smiley:

So I guess we’re posting pics of chicks in TK now? No lolcats anymore? [/quote]

Shit…I wonder if I would make IH a sammich? He makes me food all the time. I probably would not make him a sammich since I have no idea what he likes. Maybe I would make him a pb and jelly, if he asked. Mainly, he asks for sex.