[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Mad skillz, brah[/quote]
You think he goes through many tires?
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
she could squirt babies out her vagina all day.
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Making babies all day >>>>>>>> squirting babies from vagina all day.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
she could squirt babies out her vagina all day.
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Making babies all day >>>>>>>> squirting babies from vagina all day.[/quote]
AMEN! That’s what you’re supposed to do during snow storms, ya know… wink
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Mad skillz, brah[/quote]
Totally sick.
Not quite as cool, but shows ridic control:
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Morning TK.
It’s a new day 2B. Chin up.[/quote]
Trying to, thanks
I am going to play hockey tonight.
It’s started… the countdown until my diet is complete just nuked all to Hell. Some pies are going DOWN!
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
ahhh, got my little 3 miles in, Sitting at the computer watching people roll suitcases out to the car to get a early start on the Holiday rush.
Drinking a nice Burn through the mouth cup of mild coffee. Annnnnddd its raining…Ahhh watch them run now…run you little ants run to your cars mmmmuuuuaaahhhahahahahahahahaha.
ahhhhh its true its the little things in life…
Good Morn TK.[/quote]
hahaha.
Had a false alarm at the hospital last night. It was a labor trial run.
likeaboss.jpeg
Wife went straight to hospital, I coordinated my SIL to come watch the dog and the boy, my MIL to come pack my wife’s bag while I walked the dog, and I got to the hospital with plenty of time to spare.
Nurse said I was the calmest father to be she has ever seen.
I’m ready for this shit.[/quote]
Good job, beans
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
It’s started… the countdown until my diet is complete just nuked all to Hell. Some pies are going DOWN![/quote]
I usually make the pies in my family, but this year I was tasked with appetizers. I was going to make this one:
Instead, I’ll be making whatever, and some bacon caramel corn. 
Any good app recipes? Particular emphasis placed on gluten free apps.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
It’s started… the countdown until my diet is complete just nuked all to Hell. Some pies are going DOWN![/quote]
I usually make the pies in my family, but this year I was tasked with appetizers. I was going to make this one:
Instead, I’ll be making whatever, and some bacon caramel corn.
Any good app recipes? Particular emphasis placed on gluten free apps.[/quote]
Stuffed Jalapenos with cream cheese and wrapped in bacon.
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Mad skillz, brah[/quote]
Totally sick.
Not quite as cool, but shows ridic control:
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While it’s not as “cool” or “flashy” as the one I posted, that one is incredible. The technical ability for that size bike in that tight of a course in insane. I couldn’t do it on a damn bigwheel!
Oh, also, sister in law who is gluten intolerant is jewish and therefore anti-bacon. Niece is vegetarian too.
Sinners.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Oh, also, sister in law who is gluten intolerant is jewish and therefore anti-bacon. Niece is vegetarian too.
Sinners.[/quote]
Mix bacon into recipes and call them “Kosher”
LOLOLOLOLOL
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Oh, also, sister in law who is gluten intolerant is jewish and therefore anti-bacon. Niece is vegetarian too.
Sinners.[/quote]
Well then they get tap water and a fucking carrot.
Shit that was easy.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Oh, also, sister in law who is gluten intolerant is jewish and therefore anti-bacon. Niece is vegetarian too.
Sinners.[/quote]
Mix bacon into recipes and call them “Kosher”
LOLOLOLOLOL[/quote]
LOL, hubby is from upstate NY, where there is some Polish or Lithuanian or whatever (his heritage) dish called “City Chicken,” which is actually marinated pork of some sort. His Jewish “little sister” from high school/college LOVED City Chicken until she found out what it was… Now she loves it more!
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Oh, also, sister in law who is gluten intolerant is jewish and therefore anti-bacon. Niece is vegetarian too.
Sinners.[/quote]
Well then they get tap water and a fucking carrot.
Shit that was easy.[/quote]
Seriously. It pisses me off that one person with a nutty diet will go to a famly gathering and expect everyone else to eat wierd shit to accomodate them.
Eat what is served or go the fuck home.
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Seriously. It pisses me off that one person with a nutty diet will go to a famly gathering and expect everyone else to eat wierd shit to accomodate them.
Eat what is served or go the fuck home. [/quote]
Or, offer to bring a dish of your own to share.
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Eat what is served or go the fuck home. [/quote]
THIS!
THIS!
THIS!
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Eat what is served or go the fuck home. [/quote]
QFT
Also, if you’ve got a problem with the time food’s being served, don’t fucking go.
