[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Oh, also, sister in law who is gluten intolerant is jewish and therefore anti-bacon. Niece is vegetarian too.
Sinners.[/quote]
Then pickles it is!
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Eat what is served or go the fuck home. [/quote]
QFT
Also, if you’ve got a problem with the time food’s being served, don’t fucking go.[/quote]
Yeah, I guess I have no problem helping out a family member who has a genuine medical problem. She doesn’t ask for special accommodation and genuinely means it when she says “You don’t have to do this!” I make the effort because I love her and I have no interest in causing her physical harm. She eats gluten = she has explosive diarrhea for extended periods of time. It’s not a diet, it’s how she has to eat to not die.
The vegetarian niece, she’s 9 years old and the daughter of hippies. She also doesn’t have a really good family life, so I always try to show her love and affection when she’s around.
If this was someone who showed up and I had no idea about dietary restrictions, or the restrictions were stupid (e.g., “I can’t eat anything with butter because it gives me acne”), or they were rude, then yeah, bring your own fucking food. But I guess the one “nurturer” aspect of my personality is to attempt to show love through cooking.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Eat what is served or go the fuck home. [/quote]
QFT
Also, if you’ve got a problem with the time food’s being served, don’t fucking go.[/quote]
Jack in the Box is open on Thanksgiving for a reason.
Can’t go wrong with melon balls!!!
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Can’t go wrong with melon balls!!![/quote]
Or Schweaddy Balls!
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Can’t go wrong with melon balls!!![/quote]
Or Schweaddy Balls![/quote]
Chocolate Salty Balls it is!
Stickeminyourmouthandsuckem!
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
The vegetarian niece, she’s 9 years old and the daughter of hippies. [/quote]
Sweet, welcome to a life full of being undersized, fattyish and having a giant head.
Poor, poor girl.
My tummy feels kind of funny…
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
My tummy feels kind of funny…
[/quote]
I want to ride that thing so bad…
(That’s what she said)
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
The vegetarian niece, she’s 9 years old and the daughter of hippies. [/quote]
Sweet, welcome to a life full of being undersized, fattyish and having a giant head.
Poor, poor girl.[/quote]
Yeah, I’ve mentioned her undersized-ness before.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
The vegetarian niece, she’s 9 years old and the daughter of hippies. [/quote]
Sweet, welcome to a life full of being undersized, fattyish and having a giant head.
Poor, poor girl.[/quote]
Yeah, I’ve mentioned her undersized-ness before.[/quote]
Huge headed fatty with her carnivorous aunt!
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
The vegetarian niece, she’s 9 years old and the daughter of hippies. [/quote]
Sweet, welcome to a life full of being undersized, fattyish and having a giant head.
Poor, poor girl.[/quote]
Yeah, I’ve mentioned her undersized-ness before.[/quote]
Huge headed fatty with her carnivorous aunt![/quote]
Lol, come on, I was being facetious trying to make fun of some pinko tree huggers.
You should sneak her some steak now and again.
Note that I didn’t deny the huge head thing. I think it’s genetic in our family.
are we going to start talking about head now?
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Note that I didn’t deny the huge head thing. I think it’s genetic in our family.[/quote]
It tends to happen with under nourished children, and a vast majority of veggie kids are.
TD will go on at length about it, lol
Pic is why people should eat meat
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Note that I didn’t deny the huge head thing. I think it’s genetic in our family.[/quote]
It tends to happen with under nourished children, and a vast majority of veggie kids are.
TD will go on at length about it, lol
Pic is why people should eat meat[/quote]
Yeah, her brothers are also rather large-headed. Like I said, not the best home life.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Can’t go wrong with melon balls!!![/quote]
Or Schweaddy Balls![/quote]
YES!!!
Happy Turkey day ya’all -
see ya again next week -
same Bat time…
same Bat channel~
^So you did decide to concentrate on getting your abs?!
^ you come out of the blue to insult my manliness?