[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Heat up nutella and pour on pancakes…
On a side note…Bass is now lactose intolerant, and pissed off about it. FML the hits just keep on coming.[/quote]
Lactose intolerant?
Sounds like a challenge…[/quote]
I will not partake in any dairy for 3 weeks, then I shall dairy up like a mofo, and beat this intolerance out of me like a pimp beats his hos[/quote]
Awesome
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Holy shit, Beans, while I can admit I had never heard ot the vodka soaked tampon thing (from a few pages back), I came across this video in an article I was reading on Cracked.com (what I thought would be completely unrelated to this topic) and was like what…the…fuck?
vodka tampons and anal beer bongs! - YouTube!
“It will destroy your vagina”
You heard it here folks, you wanna destroy your vagina?[/quote]
You’d never heard of putting drugs or alcohol in an ass or puss before?
I’ve heard coke in the vag is spiritual lol
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
You’d never heard of putting drugs or alcohol in an ass or puss before?
I’ve heard coke in the vag is spiritual lol[/quote]
Can’t say that I have. Tell me though Rock, how do you do coke out of your own vagina? I mean, do you use a paper towel roll, or an empty tube of wrapping paper or something?
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
You’d never heard of putting drugs or alcohol in an ass or puss before?
I’ve heard coke in the vag is spiritual lol[/quote]
Can’t say that I have. Tell me though Rock, how do you do coke out of your own vagina? I mean, do you use a paper towel roll, or an empty tube of wrapping paper or something? [/quote]
I just slip it in there with a finger. Smoking joints is the tricky one that takes practice.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
You’d never heard of putting drugs or alcohol in an ass or puss before?
I’ve heard coke in the vag is spiritual lol[/quote]
Can’t say that I have. Tell me though Rock, how do you do coke out of your own vagina? I mean, do you use a paper towel roll, or an empty tube of wrapping paper or something? [/quote]
I just slip it in there with a finger. Smoking joints is the tricky one that takes practice.[/quote]
I have witnessed a woman smoke a cigar out her poon. Awkward!
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
You’d never heard of putting drugs or alcohol in an ass or puss before?
I’ve heard coke in the vag is spiritual lol[/quote]
Can’t say that I have. Tell me though Rock, how do you do coke out of your own vagina? I mean, do you use a paper towel roll, or an empty tube of wrapping paper or something? [/quote]
I just slip it in there with a finger. Smoking joints is the tricky one that takes practice.[/quote]
I have witnessed a woman smoke a cigar out her poon. Awkward!
[/quote]
I have witnessed darts shot out to pop ballons, razor blades pulled out on a string, and cigarettes being smoked from vag. Awkward!
Wait, was the woman you saw in the mirror? HMMM??
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Ink - 210 push press is awesome.
Menz nips are just gross.
Toots is my one-and-only true e-crush.
and finally - 460 - I wanna play in the knife game too - this one I bought and brought to work a few months ago to sharpen it, and it’s still at work, and no it ain’t sharpened yet.[/quote]
HA, any job that allows a Bowie style Blade at work is a damn good Job. If not for the steel handle I thought it was a Kabar.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
You’d never heard of putting drugs or alcohol in an ass or puss before?
I’ve heard coke in the vag is spiritual lol[/quote]
Can’t say that I have. Tell me though Rock, how do you do coke out of your own vagina? I mean, do you use a paper towel roll, or an empty tube of wrapping paper or something? [/quote]
I just slip it in there with a finger. Smoking joints is the tricky one that takes practice.[/quote]
You Kids!!!
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
You’d never heard of putting drugs or alcohol in an ass or puss before?
I’ve heard coke in the vag is spiritual lol[/quote]
Can’t say that I have. Tell me though Rock, how do you do coke out of your own vagina? I mean, do you use a paper towel roll, or an empty tube of wrapping paper or something? [/quote]
I just slip it in there with a finger. Smoking joints is the tricky one that takes practice.[/quote]
I have witnessed a woman smoke a cigar out her poon. Awkward!
[/quote]
I have witnessed darts shot out to pop ballons, razor blades pulled out on a string, and cigarettes being smoked from vag. Awkward!
Wait, was the woman you saw in the mirror? HMMM??[/quote]
What?! You know I only smoke oxycodone!
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
You’d never heard of putting drugs or alcohol in an ass or puss before?
I’ve heard coke in the vag is spiritual lol[/quote]
Can’t say that I have. Tell me though Rock, how do you do coke out of your own vagina? I mean, do you use a paper towel roll, or an empty tube of wrapping paper or something? [/quote]
I just slip it in there with a finger. Smoking joints is the tricky one that takes practice.[/quote]
I have witnessed a woman smoke a cigar out her poon. Awkward!
[/quote]
Okinawa Bar
Naked old stripper on stage
She “ate” banana
Mouth of a Saint.
Bosoms of a Hooker.
Legs of Platz
That’s our PMPM.
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Ink - 210 push press is awesome.
Menz nips are just gross.
Toots is my one-and-only true e-crush.
and finally - 460 - I wanna play in the knife game too - this one I bought and brought to work a few months ago to sharpen it, and it’s still at work, and no it ain’t sharpened yet.[/quote]
HA, any job that allows a Bowie style Blade at work is a damn good Job. If not for the steel handle I thought it was a Kabar.
[/quote]
I got a collection of Ka-Bars too, I’ll try to get them out and take a pic -
got a
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Mouth of a Saint.
Bosoms of a Hooker.
Legs of Platz
That’s our PMPM.[/quote]
Change “saint” to “sailor” and I’m on board, 100%
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Mouth of a Saint.
Bosoms of a Hooker.
Legs of Platz
That’s our PMPM.[/quote]
Change “saint” to “sailor” and I’m on board, 100%
[/quote]
True dat.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Ink - 210 push press is awesome.
Menz nips are just gross.
Toots is my one-and-only true e-crush.
and finally - 460 - I wanna play in the knife game too - this one I bought and brought to work a few months ago to sharpen it, and it’s still at work, and no it ain’t sharpened yet.[/quote]
HA, any job that allows a Bowie style Blade at work is a damn good Job. If not for the steel handle I thought it was a Kabar.
[/quote]
I got a collection of Ka-Bars too, I’ll try to get them out and take a pic -
got a [/quote]
Fuck yeah!!!
Secret Knife Collectors UNITE!!!
Nothing says “I will cross a frozen river on Xmas Morning to Rape your Future” like a Ka-Bar!
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Mouth of a Saint.
Bosoms of a Hooker.
Legs of Platz
That’s our PMPM.[/quote]
Change “saint” to “sailor” and I’m on board, 100%
[/quote]
I disagree. When’s the last time she’s made a dick joke or a dropped the F-bomb?
You’re right. Mouth of a sailor.
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Ink - 210 push press is awesome.
Menz nips are just gross.
Toots is my one-and-only true e-crush.
and finally - 460 - I wanna play in the knife game too - this one I bought and brought to work a few months ago to sharpen it, and it’s still at work, and no it ain’t sharpened yet.[/quote]
HA, any job that allows a Bowie style Blade at work is a damn good Job. If not for the steel handle I thought it was a Kabar.
[/quote]
I got a collection of Ka-Bars too, I’ll try to get them out and take a pic -
got a [/quote]
Fuck yeah!!!
Secret Knife Collectors UNITE!!!
Nothing says “I will cross a frozen river on Xmas Morning to Rape your Future” like a Ka-Bar![/quote]
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Ink - 210 push press is awesome.
Menz nips are just gross.
Toots is my one-and-only true e-crush.
and finally - 460 - I wanna play in the knife game too - this one I bought and brought to work a few months ago to sharpen it, and it’s still at work, and no it ain’t sharpened yet.[/quote]
HA, any job that allows a Bowie style Blade at work is a damn good Job. If not for the steel handle I thought it was a Kabar.
[/quote]
I got a collection of Ka-Bars too, I’ll try to get them out and take a pic -
got a [/quote]
Fuck yeah!!!
Secret Knife Collectors UNITE!!!
Nothing says “I will cross a frozen river on Xmas Morning to Rape your Future” like a Ka-Bar![/quote]
I’m quite fond of my machetes.
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Ink - 210 push press is awesome.
Menz nips are just gross.
Toots is my one-and-only true e-crush.
and finally - 460 - I wanna play in the knife game too - this one I bought and brought to work a few months ago to sharpen it, and it’s still at work, and no it ain’t sharpened yet.[/quote]
HA, any job that allows a Bowie style Blade at work is a damn good Job. If not for the steel handle I thought it was a Kabar.
[/quote]
I got a collection of Ka-Bars too, I’ll try to get them out and take a pic -
got a [/quote]
Fuck yeah!!!
Secret Knife Collectors UNITE!!!
Nothing says “I will cross a frozen river on Xmas Morning to Rape your Future” like a Ka-Bar![/quote]
[/quote]
[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Ink - 210 push press is awesome.
Menz nips are just gross.
Toots is my one-and-only true e-crush.
and finally - 460 - I wanna play in the knife game too - this one I bought and brought to work a few months ago to sharpen it, and it’s still at work, and no it ain’t sharpened yet.[/quote]
HA, any job that allows a Bowie style Blade at work is a damn good Job. If not for the steel handle I thought it was a Kabar.
[/quote]
I got a collection of Ka-Bars too, I’ll try to get them out and take a pic -
got a [/quote]
Fuck yeah!!!
Secret Knife Collectors UNITE!!!
Nothing says “I will cross a frozen river on Xmas Morning to Rape your Future” like a Ka-Bar![/quote]
I’m quite fond of my machetes. [/quote]
i got an awesome machete also -
pics forthcoming~