Beans, for the longest, my nips were “innies”. Very uncool. Now that I’m all grown and sexy and stuff, they are “outies”. It’s awesome.
Ink, awesome job with the P-Presses. Get your beast on, man.
Just got a bit of promising news from my First Sergeant. He is in support of moving me closer to the fam. Sheer awesomeness.
Oh, and Dash…Green Tea has caffeine in it. I love it, though…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Speaking of OHP. I set up pin presses, pretty much in the mid point of my sticking point… Humbling.
Makes my pathetic press numbers even worse. Total ego killer. [/quote]
Doing anything from a sticking point is humbling and makes me feel like a weak ass baby.
Healthy and lively, but weak 
Edit: Thanks Rod, I’m tryin!
Menz nips are just gross.
Toots is my one-and-only true e-crush.
and finally - 460 - I wanna play in the knife game too - this one I bought and brought to work a few months ago to sharpen it, and it’s still at work, and no it ain’t sharpened yet.
This was awesome.
Good morning! IH is the bestest husband ever!!! He bought me NUTELLA!!!
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Good morning! IH is the bestest husband ever!!! He bought me NUTELLA!!![/quote]
And made you pancakes. Just saying.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Good morning! IH is the bestest husband ever!!! He bought me NUTELLA!!![/quote]
And made you pancakes. Just saying.[/quote]
Well, he made HIMSELF pancakes because he was out of brown sugar Splenda for his oatmeal.
Heat up nutella and pour on pancakes…
On a side note…Bass is now lactose intolerant, and pissed off about it. FML the hits just keep on coming.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Good morning! IH is the bestest husband ever!!! He bought me NUTELLA!!![/quote]
And made you pancakes. Just saying.[/quote]
Well, he made HIMSELF pancakes because he was out of brown sugar Splenda for his oatmeal. [/quote]
Did you say brown sugar splenda? I didn’t know such a thing existed
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Heat up nutella and pour on pancakes…
On a side note…Bass is now lactose intolerant, and pissed off about it. FML the hits just keep on coming.[/quote]
Lactose intolerant?
Sounds like a challenge…
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Okay,e-books are dangerous things. They are very addictive. Just click, and you have a book. [/quote]
Last book read?
Mine is “The Art of Racing in the Rain” Got tons of accolades, and I really wanted to like it as I’m an amateur driver as well, but couldn’t get over the gimicky-ness of having the family dog narrate the whole story. And a family dog well-versed in Buddhist philosophy as well.
Edit: Didn’t I read somewhere that you love bodice-rippers?[/quote]
Right now I’m reading several different books. I have a huge tbr pile, ranging from Harry Potter to a biography on Lincoln and everything in between. Bodice rippers have their place, but the whole “hero kidnaps heroine, heroine falls in love with hero after being treated like shit and possibly forced sex, hero falls in love with heroine after treating her like shit and forcing her to have sex (not rape per se, just gently not stopping when she says to and she always ends up turned on and acquiescing)” is just…blah to me. The men are always experienced and the women are almost always virgins. It gets boring.
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I am totally shocked. These books are written for women, and they sell plotlines which are about rape.
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Well, since a lot of the “bodice rippers” were historical (medieval and earlier) and a lot of raping and pillaging and plundering and warring was going on, this was just SOP.
Example synopsis: [i]Beautiful and defiant, Kristen Haardrad meets the hot, longing gaze of Royce, Thane of Wyndhurst, with icy fury - vowing never to be enslaved by the powerful Saxon lord who holds her captive.
She is his enemy and his prize - a wild and lusty hellion to be tamed by her dashing conqueror’s kiss. But though maddened with desire for the golden-haired Viking temptress, noble Royce, in conscience, cannot force his exquisite prisoner to submit. For only Kristen’s willing surrender can quench the blistering fires that sear his tormented soul - and heal a heart consumed by passion with a soothing balm of rapturous, unconditional love.
Annotation
New York Times bestseller Johanna Lindsey presents a searing novel of historical romance set in the perilous Viking period. The handsome Thane of Wyndhurst has met his match in stunning, proud Kristen Haardrad, and captor becomes captive to an urgent, explosive desire. (Doubleday Book Club Selection special hardcover edition.) Original. [/i]
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Good morning! IH is the bestest husband ever!!! He bought me NUTELLA!!![/quote]
And made you pancakes. Just saying.[/quote]
Well, he made HIMSELF pancakes because he was out of brown sugar Splenda for his oatmeal. [/quote]
Did you say brown sugar splenda? I didn’t know such a thing existed[/quote]
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Good morning! IH is the bestest husband ever!!! He bought me NUTELLA!!![/quote]
And made you pancakes. Just saying.[/quote]
Well, he made HIMSELF pancakes because he was out of brown sugar Splenda for his oatmeal. [/quote]
Did you say brown sugar splenda? I didn’t know such a thing existed[/quote]
That is what I call Jlo my brown sugar.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Good morning! IH is the bestest husband ever!!! He bought me NUTELLA!!![/quote]
And made you pancakes. Just saying.[/quote]
Well, he made HIMSELF pancakes because he was out of brown sugar Splenda for his oatmeal. [/quote]
Did you say brown sugar splenda? I didn’t know such a thing existed[/quote]
That is what I call Jlo my brown sugar. [/quote]
Black people are brown sugar. Mexicans are cinnamon.
Get it right vanilla face.
Sweet, thanks Greeny
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Heat up nutella and pour on pancakes…
On a side note…Bass is now lactose intolerant, and pissed off about it. FML the hits just keep on coming.[/quote]
Lactose intolerant?
Sounds like a challenge…[/quote]
I will not partake in any dairy for 3 weeks, then I shall dairy up like a mofo, and beat this intolerance out of me like a pimp beats his hos
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
http://www.splenda.com/products/brown-sugar-blend[/quote]
The gods have spoken!!!
Holy shit, Beans, while I can admit I had never heard ot the vodka soaked tampon thing (from a few pages back), I came across this video in an article I was reading on Cracked.com (what I thought would be completely unrelated to this topic) and was like what…the…fuck?
vodka tampons and anal beer bongs! - YouTube!
“It will destroy your vagina”
You heard it here folks, you wanna destroy your vagina?
