Ever Feel Like A Threadkiller? 44


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I really like Bardot’s hair.

ccc

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:
It’s like trusting a guy to pull out when he says he will. Too much can go wrong too fast. [/quote]
I like how you are able to associate just about everything to sex.
heartwarming~[/quote]
Are you trying to tell me everything isn’t associated with sex? Wut?
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Sex and chocolate.[/quote]

this!

and again…I say…

THIS!

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:
It’s like trusting a guy to pull out when he says he will. Too much can go wrong too fast. [/quote]
I like how you are able to associate just about everything to sex.
heartwarming~[/quote]
Are you trying to tell me everything isn’t associated with sex? Wut?
[/quote]
Sex and chocolate.[/quote]

this!

and again…I say…

THIS![/quote]

I think mixing food and sexy time is kinda gross.

Imma take a nap now.

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

I think mixing food and sexy time is kinda gross.

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Agree to agree.

If she was into it, or would let me play around with ā€œoddā€ insertions I would do it, but otherwise I have no desire.

And I would only have to do the ā€œoddā€ insertions once or twice to get it out of my system.

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:
I got a new name!!![/quote]

I will blatantly disregard your new name.

You are always and forever PEACHES.[/quote]

I’m ok with that, it’s Psh or PHC that was getting to me. WTF is a PHC?
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peaches when i said psh, i meant it as ā€œppssshhhhhā€ not confusing PCH. get it, got it, good.

Sorry to hear about you dog Brad. Those times are never easy.

Spitting brownies is a crime.

Mixing sex and food can be awesome
1-whip cream
2-wine
3-chocolate

what have you guys used?

now I want too many things that I can’t have. lol. Imma get myself a glass of wine for now.

I will still chew and spit, but the general consensus is that it is deviant behavior; it shall be done in secret and not spoken of.

confuzzled on the ā€˜odd insert’

but…

there was some comedian who made the observation that people like to include dessert type foods into the sex, like whip cream, strawberries, chocolate, etc…

and that peoples don’t really taste like dessert…more like ham.

so if I remember right, he mentioned the possibility of using like a ham glaze of some sort next time.

I guess you’d have to be there…it was funny at the time~

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

I think mixing food and sexy time is kinda gross.

[/quote]

Agree to agree.

If she was into it, or would let me play around with ā€œoddā€ insertions I would do it, but otherwise I have no desire.

And I would only have to do the ā€œoddā€ insertions once or twice to get it out of my system.[/quote]

Um, I’d like to clarify that a meant licking of chocolate and eating stuffs off each other. I don’t really think of insertions as being a food play thing, but I guess they can. Less porn beans, less porn. But now I wonder. Would you then eat it?

Ok really napping now.

[quote]Patch2 wrote:
Would you then eat it?

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If it was food that we put in there, certainly…

Well assuming i like that food. I don’t like bananas or asparagus or anything.

And you can’t eat a maglite…

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:
Would you then eat it?

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And you can’t eat a maglite…

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No you cannot…

But, you need one for just in case you, ah… ā€œmisplaceā€ something and need to go spelunking for it.

Sort of like a search and resue mission, without the dogs.

…unless you have one available. ew.

This is going down the wrong hole, folks. Let’s keep it clean.

Heh heh heh.

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Is it wrong to be on here during work? I don’t know.[/quote]

Ha, do you think the rest of us are unemployed?

BTW good to see you back, you in Texas now?[/quote]

I am indeed. I also turned off avatars so it’s hard as heck to figure out who is posting what.

Working for an oil company. Already I feel apathy towards the plight of poor people.[/quote]

Excellent.

food porn

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So, I’m wondering. I start this Blackjack class August 1 after work. I want to get back to working out regularly. Should I try and start now or wait until after the class? Thanx to the kitten I’m almost always awake before 8am so I could go work out then, but I just don’t. If I wait until after the class ends in Sept. I can work out after work. The main problem though, is that I hate working out alone. So how do I get over that? [/quote]

Yes, go now.

Make friends at gym and you’ll never be alone. I do a lot of classes, they get my butt to the gym and I’m not the only one bitching.

I know it’s not the tnation way, but if doing random girl stuff gets you into the habit of gong to the gym, I’m all for it. You can add in the lifting and stuff later, once are comfortable in the space alone. [/quote]

I’ve always told Greeny from day one, that the most important thing to me, is that she ENJOYS being at the gym and find exercises that you enjoy doing.

Everything else should fall in line after that.

Everyone has more or less said what i’ve been saying for a while now, so thanks :slight_smile:

Brad: I hope your pup comes through ok, bud.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:
Would you then eat it?

[/quote]

If it was food that we put in there, certainly…

Well assuming i like that food. I don’t like bananas or asparagus or anything.

And you can’t eat a maglite…

[/quote]

Eating it is not the problem expelling it is the problem.

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:
Would you then eat it?

[/quote]

If it was food that we put in there, certainly…

Well assuming i like that food. I don’t like bananas or asparagus or anything.

And you can’t eat a maglite…

[/quote]

Eating it is not the problem expelling it is the problem.[/quote]

That’s when YOU come to the rescue :wink:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:
Would you then eat it?

[/quote]

If it was food that we put in there, certainly…

Well assuming i like that food. I don’t like bananas or asparagus or anything.

And you can’t eat a maglite…

[/quote]

Eating it is not the problem expelling it is the problem.[/quote]

That’s when YOU come to the rescue ;)[/quote]

Yes this brings back memory’s.

One time working the ER had a young white male come in c/o of abdominal pain. After further workup we discovered he had a perforated rectum (not asshole think internal). So we called in the colorectal surgeon, I happen to be in the room when the Doc came in. Doc is asking a few questions health history etc, then pulls out the:
Doc ā€œSo you inserted a dildo in your anusā€
Pt ā€œYesā€
Doc ā€œWas it one of those big black son of a bitches?ā€

I do not know how I did not laugh.