[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Patch2 wrote:
Would you then eat it?
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If it was food that we put in there, certainly…
Well assuming i like that food. I don’t like bananas or asparagus or anything.
And you can’t eat a maglite…
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Eating it is not the problem expelling it is the problem.[/quote]
That’s when YOU come to the rescue ;)[/quote]
Yes this brings back memory’s.
One time working the ER had a young white male come in c/o of abdominal pain. After further workup we discovered he had a perforated rectum (not asshole think internal). So we called in the colorectal surgeon, I happen to be in the room when the Doc came in. Doc is asking a few questions health history etc, then pulls out the:
Doc “So you inserted a dildo in your anus”
Pt “Yes”
Doc “Was it one of those big black son of a bitches?”
I do not know how I did not laugh. [/quote]
Holy crap. I’m amazed that you did, DJ. I’ve heard quite a few stories similar to that, and various foreign objects that have gotten lodged in the rectum.
Did you ever see that video clip of “GlassAss”?
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Are we still posting cute baby picts?[/quote]
Very cute. Is the baby yours?
My pic was of Hawthorne, my youngest[/quote]
Not mine, I don’t have any children.
Is that a recent picture of Hawthorne, or is he much older now?
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He’s 3 now. More recent pic of him and one of his older sisters on my training log
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I found the picture, adorable kids![/quote]
Thank you!
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Patch2 wrote:
Would you then eat it?
[/quote]
If it was food that we put in there, certainly…
Well assuming i like that food. I don’t like bananas or asparagus or anything.
And you can’t eat a maglite…
[/quote]
Eating it is not the problem expelling it is the problem.[/quote]
That’s when YOU come to the rescue ;)[/quote]
Yes this brings back memory’s.
One time working the ER had a young white male come in c/o of abdominal pain. After further workup we discovered he had a perforated rectum (not asshole think internal). So we called in the colorectal surgeon, I happen to be in the room when the Doc came in. Doc is asking a few questions health history etc, then pulls out the:
Doc “So you inserted a dildo in your anus”
Pt “Yes”
Doc “Was it one of those big black son of a bitches?”
I do not know how I did not laugh. [/quote]
Holy crap. I’m amazed that you did, DJ. I’ve heard quite a few stories similar to that, and various foreign objects that have gotten lodged in the rectum.
Did you ever see that video clip of “GlassAss”?[/quote]
I have heard this story about the Glassass and since I have teens that get on this computer at home I will not go to that site. I have seen with my own eyes a X-Ray with the outlines of a miller lite bottle lodged up someones ass.
14 years of ER medicine IH at level 2 trauma center and rural ER I have seen everything you could imagine.
Perforated bowel with plunger, perforated bowel with crow bar, same guy 1 year apart.
If we are doing cute kid pics, the rules should be:
You can only post pictures of kids you helped “make” and have/could claim on your income tax forms
*that’s stacking the deck in my favor 
But have you ever seen a toy car in someone’s ass ?
[quote]2busy wrote:
If we are doing cute kid pics, the rules should be:
You can only post pictures of kids you helped “make” and have/could claim on your income tax forms
*that’s stacking the deck in my favor :)[/quote]
Do Grandkids count?
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
If we are doing cute kid pics, the rules should be:
You can only post pictures of kids you helped “make” and have/could claim on your income tax forms
*that’s stacking the deck in my favor :)[/quote]
Do Grandkids count?[/quote]
Maybe… No. (Since I don’t have any yet…)
Off to play hockey!
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
If we are doing cute kid pics, the rules should be:
You can only post pictures of kids you helped “make” and have/could claim on your income tax forms
*that’s stacking the deck in my favor :)[/quote]
Do Grandkids count?[/quote]
Maybe… No. (Since I don’t have any yet…)[/quote]
Cutie!!!
Hi! Today took forever!!!
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Boobs and chocolate…two of my fave things…
That is so gonna get pulled…dammit…
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Boobs and chocolate…two of my fave things…[/quote]
giggle
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
That is so gonna get pulled…dammit…[/quote]
Personally I think nipples should be allowed.
wow that chocolatey boob is amazesauce!
wish I had boobs like dat.
[quote]nlmain wrote:
wow that chocolatey boob is amazesauce!
wish I had boobs like dat.[/quote]
Yours and Maschy’s are my favs.
They’re adorable!
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
That is so gonna get pulled…dammit…[/quote]
NICE NIPPLE, BABE.
The chick in the pic is pretty ok, too.
[quote]nlmain wrote:
wow that chocolatey boob is amazesauce!
wish I had boobs like dat.[/quote]
Pretty sure those are purchased.
You are better with the boobs god gave you.