Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? (7)

[quote]Edgy wrote:
Mine loves me. when I travel she meows constantly till I come back. when i am home, she follows me around, and as soon as I sit down, she’s on my lap giving me the face bump with her face.

but she is evil…no mistaking that.

how many beers in your future to-nite Toots?[/quote]

Prob 5-6. Duke better win!!! Heading out to watch the game now. (:

Girl after my own heart…

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
DON’T… GET… MARRIED…

I warned you[/quote]

x 2

HOWEVER, once married, DON’T… GET… DIVORCED… IN … A … FUCKING … RECESSION!!![/quote]

“Divorce may be expensive, but freedom is PRICELESS!”
Mad_Duck in no way supports, or endorses the previous comment. It is a satirical comment that in no way reflects factual reality.

My hamstrings are cooked enough that 800M of walking is making for a Max Effort day.

WHAADDUP MUTHAFUKKKAAAAA

i took the 5lb cheesestead challenge…lost. LankyMofo won, Football061 and Myself lost.

also: I turned 20 today. YYYEAAAAH BOI

Check out Need A Food Competition Partner for the deets.

lata hatas! gotta take an enormous dump!

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

800M of walking [/quote]

WTF is a meter?

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
WHAADDUP MUTHAFUKKKAAAAA

i took the 5lb cheesestead challenge…lost. LankyMofo won, Football061 and Myself lost.

also: I turned 20 today. YYYEAAAAH BOI

Check out Need A Food Competition Partner for the deets.

lata hatas! gotta take an enormous dump![/quote]

You met Shortymofo?

I am officially jealous.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

800M of walking [/quote]

WTF is a meter?[/quote]

It’s a bit like a yard, but with easily divisible increments.

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

800M of walking [/quote]

WTF is a meter?[/quote]

It’s a bit like a yard, but with easily divisible increments.[/quote]

3 feet = yard, 12 inches = foot, so 36 inchs = yard… See? Easy :wink:

what arbitrary distance is the metric system based on again? (I would google, but then would most likely have to read too much to find the answer.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WORMWOOD!

happy b-day worm!!!

Metric System = Fail. Whoever thought of a system of measurement based on multiples of ten is a fool. A system based on multiples of 3 and 4 = Epic win.

Metric system is for math pussies.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

800M of walking [/quote]

WTF is a meter?[/quote]

It’s a bit like a yard, but with easily divisible increments.[/quote]

3 feet = yard, 12 inches = foot, so 36 inchs = yard… See? Easy :wink:

what arbitrary distance is the metric system based on again? [/quote]

I think the worlds largest crap at the time was about 3’3" and the guy was like “Yea, that’s a meter” Then someone crapped out a couple ‘curics’ and Randy Marsh shit the world record of 100 curics.

What are we talking about again?

Who’s shoulder hurts??? My shoulder hurts!!! It’s going clickity crack, clickity crack. FML

yea 4 posts in a row… I"m on fire

DANJAH ZONE!!!

Happy Birthday, Worm!


Nah man i think this little lady is in the danger zone.

This picture is so true. I swear ppl are going crazy b/c they’ve not been sinning like they normally do. I can’t wait for Easter to be over so ppl can sin again and stop being raving lunatics.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

800M of walking [/quote]

WTF is a meter?[/quote]

It’s a bit like a yard, but with easily divisible increments.[/quote]

3 feet = yard, 12 inches = foot, so 36 inchs = yard… See? Easy :wink:

what arbitrary distance is the metric system based on again? (I would google, but then would most likely have to read too much to find the answer.)[/quote]

Base 10, so essentially anyone with the full complement of fingers & thumbs.
as opposed to: base 32->base12->base3->base 1516 or howevermanythefuckyardsareinamile.

[quote]Edgy wrote:
Girl after my own heart…[/quote]

Yeah, but you would have a chuckle because I ended up falling asleep before the game was over but they did have a healthy lead. I might have drooled. LOL.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
WHAADDUP MUTHAFUKKKAAAAA

i took the 5lb cheesestead challenge…lost. LankyMofo won, Football061 and Myself lost.

also: I turned 20 today. YYYEAAAAH BOI

Check out Need A Food Competition Partner for the deets.

lata hatas! gotta take an enormous dump![/quote]

Of course Lanky won, he had extra compartments in his lankiness.

:smiley: