remember the crank yankers?
good day today…scraped the in-laws deck, then got boring and went to the driving range to smash a few buckets with my little bro.
DON’T… GET… MARRIED…
I warned you
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
DON’T… GET… MARRIED…
I warned you[/quote]
x 2
HOWEVER, once married, DON’T… GET… DIVORCED… IN … A … FUCKING … RECESSION!!!
Damn it Beans, one day you make it seem awesome…now this? You are messin’ with my head.
^ lolz
It seems like every girl my age wants to have babies immediately, what’s up with that? I mean fuck that I can barely support myself and I’ve got so much left to do in life.
Oh and Beans do u still luv meh Q.Q ?
Okay, so I finally have come to terms with cottage cheese. We’ve had some trouble at first, taste, texture, temperature, looks…
But finally, we are able to move on with our new found respect. No not just respect, let’s say a ‘mutual admiration’ for one another.
again, relationships are tough, but I think we have moved ahead of the roughest part.
and no, I ain’t calling to get permission to go out or permission to be home late. Ain’t gonna happen.
I hope cottage cheese understands.
(-sigh-)
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
Oh and Beans do u still luv meh Q.Q ?[/quote]
Absolutely you grizzly bastard.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Damn it Beans, one day you make it seem awesome…now this? You are messin’ with my head.[/quote]
I love my wife, and owe who I am today because of her. She made me want to be a better man, and I became one…
Sometimes marriage is just really, really hard.
^ALL, let me repeat, ALL relationships are tough.
All of 'em.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
^ALL, let me repeat, ALL relationships are tough.
All of 'em.
[/quote]
Yeah, even the ones with cottage cheese. I wouldn’t hit that with a ten foot pole. At this moment, I am in a relationship with some harpoon celtic ale. It’s working out nicely.
PS: It’s someone’s bday today…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Damn it Beans, one day you make it seem awesome…now this? You are messin’ with my head.[/quote]
I love my wife, and owe who I am today because of her. She made me want to be a better man, and I became one…
Sometimes marriage is just really, really hard.[/quote]
I know what you’re saying, man. This seems to be the anthem all the older guys at my gym as well as my family are singing.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
^ALL, let me repeat, ALL relationships are tough.
All of 'em.
[/quote]
Yeah, even the ones with cottage cheese. I wouldn’t hit that with a ten foot pole. At this moment, I am in a relationship with some harpoon celtic ale. It’s working out nicely.
PS: It’s someone’s bday today…[/quote]
Happy, Happy Birthday Toots!
had I known, I would’ve baked you a cake!
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
^ALL, let me repeat, ALL relationships are tough.
All of 'em.
[/quote]
Yeah, even the ones with cottage cheese. I wouldn’t hit that with a ten foot pole. At this moment, I am in a relationship with some harpoon celtic ale. It’s working out nicely.
PS: It’s someone’s bday today…[/quote]
Happy, Happy Birthday Toots!
had I known, I would’ve baked you a cake![/quote]
Oh, it’s not my bday. It is Worm’s. You know, that guy with the awesome hat!
Oh well, happy day anyway Toots!
Happy B-Day Worm-
[quote]Edgy wrote:
my kitteh - she’s both sweet and evil.
you’d like her Count![/quote]
Black cats are the bomb! This is a friend’s cat.
Mine loves me. when I travel she meows constantly till I come back. when i am home, she follows me around, and as soon as I sit down, she’s on my lap giving me the face bump with her face.
but she is evil…no mistaking that.
how many beers in your future to-nite Toots?