I am so cursed to have daughters…
I’m glad to see we’re in the same boat here, Hungry. Not sure why she has reservations about it, I’ve asked her about it a few times and her usual response is, “Nope, that’s an exit only.” followed by, “It’s gross!” or “Do you want poop everywhere?” followed by laughter.
I’ve described anal douching (lol gets me every time) and that pooping an hour or more before getting hot and heavy would cut down on any of the messy business she’s imagining. Yet whenever we talk about it she’s always giggling and smiling about it. What the hell! Toots! Cbear! Greeny! MIMD! why must your kind be so confusing??
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Ah well. What she enjoys (and is comfortable with)is more important anyway. I just don’t want her to miss out on something she could potentially enjoy.[/quote]
If I don’t believe you when you type that, I’m pretty sure any girl with healthy self esteem is also going to think you are full of bananas.[/quote]
Oh come on! i’m actually serious. if she’s having a good time then it means i’m doing something right. is it weird that i get off getting her off? that shouldn’t be weird!
teach me o wise bean counter.[/quote]
No no, most real men like it when their chick is enjoy herself.
It is the whole “I want to stick it in her pooper for her own good” part that gets me. To an unbiased 3rd party, it just sounds like a creative way of manipulating her into doing what you want.
My interpretation may very well just be tainted and biased because I have been a slimy assface to women in the past. You probably do have good intentions. Just anytime I said something like that to a girl, I was full of shit and just wanted to nail her to satisfy my perversion and thrust for kink.
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lol! of COURSE it’s for her own good! in fact i haven’t approached it from that angle aggressively enough. I think when she comes home tonight i’ll be waiting, buck naked with a bottle of astroglide screaming “ITS THE ONLY WAY!”
“Yes dear, me pulling out and cumming all over your face is for your enjoyment. It is like torture for me, but because you need it, I will do it”
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I am so cursed to have daughters…[/quote]
Hot lesbian 18 y/o daughters
Worm, go down on her and when she’s close give her a little tushy action, not alot just 1 finger massaging the area. Throw here on top, and again when she’s close a little tushy action.
Break her into it slowly, everytime a little more, a little deeper. Then progress to the shocker, then the Double SuFi, after a while she’ll be craving it.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I am so cursed to have daughters…[/quote]
Hot lesbian 18 y/o daughters[/quote]
Again, cursed i tell you, cursed.
Knowing my wife they will be hot lesbians, but total full blown “I hate men and penis, but mah dad is cool cuz he buys me shit and listens to me when I cry” feminists.
pics of wife required to evaluate the amount of feminist lesbianism the girls will be born with.
dawg pics will suffice if wife pics are no at teh ready
WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE… beans don’t you already have a fucking son?!?
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE… beans don’t you already have a fucking son?!?[/quote]
yes, more babies will be had… MORE MOTHERFUCKER MORE
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Ah well. What she enjoys (and is comfortable with)is more important anyway. I just don’t want her to miss out on something she could potentially enjoy.[/quote]
If I don’t believe you when you type that, I’m pretty sure any girl with healthy self esteem is also going to think you are full of bananas.[/quote]
Oh come on! i’m actually serious. if she’s having a good time then it means i’m doing something right. is it weird that i get off getting her off? that shouldn’t be weird!
teach me o wise bean counter.[/quote]
No no, most real men like it when their chick is enjoy herself.
It is the whole “I want to stick it in her pooper for her own good” part that gets me. To an unbiased 3rd party, it just sounds like a creative way of manipulating her into doing what you want.
My interpretation may very well just be tainted and biased because I have been a slimy assface to women in the past. You probably do have good intentions. Just anytime I said something like that to a girl, I was full of shit and just wanted to nail her to satisfy my perversion and thrust for kink.
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lol! of COURSE it’s for her own good! in fact i haven’t approached it from that angle aggressively enough. I think when she comes home tonight i’ll be waiting, buck naked with a bottle of astroglide screaming “ITS THE ONLY WAY!”[/quote]
LOL! Now that’s funny!
Since I don’t know your gal personally, it’s hard to say what exactly the hang up is. Maybe her friends don’t talk about it, had a bad experience, yada, yada, yada.
If she knows it is always on your mind, that will make her close up shop even more.
Let me tell you what worked for me. (which I think is kind of funny cause usually it’s the other way around) The last time I had to deal with this, I brought it up and got totally shot down. I mean he was 100% against it. That’s for gay men, that’s how people get AIDS, blah, blah, blah. I basically said if you don’t want to do it that’s fine but you are not going to change my mind. It’s still gonna float my boat. Some time (if you’re not patient it isn’t going to work) goes by and I don’t bring it up again and then he starts wondering what he’s missing and the rest is history.
Cliff notes: Sometimes you have to put something out there and let it sink in without pressure.
this page has me cracking up.
[quote]Beans said:
MORE MOTHERFUCKER MORE[/QUOTE]
fuckin lol
Bass, i’m all over it like cheese on a pizza, i’ve been doing the “light pressure” on the outside and been getting positive responses.
[quote]Toots was all like:
Cliff notes: Sometimes you have to put something out there and let it sink in without pressure.[/quote]
That sounds reasonable. I haven’t brought it up for a while, so it’ll stay that way for now.
[quote]Bass be sayin:
dawg pics will suffice if wife pics are no at teh ready[/quote]
i don’t know why but that made me lose it. haha oh man.
aw. my quotes aren’t working. my post is no longer funny.
i thought this was relevant to our thread killing interests. About a page of people talking about religion and then horsepuss and i come in and everybody runs. lol.
we’re trying to give Bill Roberts and C_C a run for their money.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I’m glad to see we’re in the same boat here, Hungry. Not sure why she has reservations about it, I’ve asked her about it a few times and her usual response is, “Nope, that’s an exit only.” followed by, “It’s gross!” or “Do you want poop everywhere?” followed by laughter.
I’ve described anal douching (lol gets me every time) and that pooping an hour or more before getting hot and heavy would cut down on any of the messy business she’s imagining. Yet whenever we talk about it she’s always giggling and smiling about it. What the hell! Toots! Cbear! Greeny! MIMD! why must your kind be so confusing??[/quote]
Greens also echoes your GF’s reasons.
Same boat? In a sense, yes.
The difference is that I genuinely could care less about it.
Another big part of this is that i’ve had SO many other, more important, issues (in and out of the bedroom) that i’d be a fool to push the point.
Patience, preperation, and trust are SO important when it comes to introducing somone to AS. It never hurts to have her have a drink or 2 beforehand.
A girl I was seeing when I was in my early 20’s, wanted me to piihb and I said… “ok, let me get some lube…”
She said, “no…thats’ ok. I’ll be fine”
Me: “But, you’ve never done this before, right?”
Her: “no”
Me: “Um, ok…let me get some lube… you’re going to need it.”
Her: “NO, I DON’T NEED IT. Just put it IN!”
So now i’m a little annoyed. Not exactly the tone you want to have when someone’s behind you, ready to stick their dick in a dry butt hole…
Well, I did what she wanted… VERY slowly. As I did, I could hear her gasping and groaning a little… Then nothing for a few seconds.
I asked her how it felt… And then I heard sobbing. I got angry because now I felt like a dick.
After I withdrew, I asked, “if it hurt, then why did did she let me continue?!?!?”
She says: “I don’t know”. WTF.
We broke up soon after.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I’m glad to see we’re in the same boat here, Hungry. Not sure why she has reservations about it, I’ve asked her about it a few times and her usual response is, “Nope, that’s an exit only.” followed by, “It’s gross!” or “Do you want poop everywhere?” followed by laughter.
I’ve described anal douching (lol gets me every time) and that pooping an hour or more before getting hot and heavy would cut down on any of the messy business she’s imagining. Yet whenever we talk about it she’s always giggling and smiling about it. What the hell! Toots! Cbear! Greeny! MIMD! why must your kind be so confusing??[/quote]
Greens also echoes your GF’s reasons.
Same boat? In a sense, yes.
The difference is that I genuinely could care less about it.
Another big part of this is that i’ve had SO many other, more important, issues (in and out of the bedroom) that i’d be a fool to push the point.
Patience, preperation, and trust are SO important when it comes to introducing somone to AS. It never hurts to have her have a drink or 2 beforehand.
A girl I was seeing when I was in my early 20’s, wanted me to piihb and I said… “ok, let me get some lube…”
She said, “no…thats’ ok. I’ll be fine”
Me: “But, you’ve never done this before, right?”
Her: “no”
Me: “Um, ok…let me get some lube… you’re going to need it.”
Her: “NO, I DON’T NEED IT. Just put it IN!”
So now i’m a little annoyed. Not exactly the tone you want to have when someone’s behind you, ready to stick their dick in a dry butt hole…
Well, I did what she wanted… VERY slowly. As I did, I could hear her gasping and groaning a little… Then nothing for a few seconds.
I asked her how it felt… And then I heard sobbing. I got angry because now I felt like a dick.
After I withdrew, I asked, “if it hurt, then why did did she let me continue?!?!?”
She says: “I don’t know”. WTF.
We broke up soon after.[/quote]
sorry to hear that, IH.
I figured proper lubing was common knowledge. i’d say she got what was coming to her.
zing, i guess.
I can understand your view of AS. makes sense. The butt isn’t a mythical magical new universe and i won’t gain any magical powers by putting my dick in it. I just want to feel around in this box and push the edges as far as they’ll go. That way, we’ll both have a bigger box to play in! 
p.s. box is not synonymous with ass in this metaphor.
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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I’m glad to see we’re in the same boat here, Hungry. Not sure why she has reservations about it, I’ve asked her about it a few times and her usual response is, “Nope, that’s an exit only.” followed by, “It’s gross!” or “Do you want poop everywhere?” followed by laughter.
I’ve described anal douching (lol gets me every time) and that pooping an hour or more before getting hot and heavy would cut down on any of the messy business she’s imagining. Yet whenever we talk about it she’s always giggling and smiling about it. What the hell! Toots! Cbear! Greeny! MIMD! why must your kind be so confusing??[/quote]
Greens also echoes your GF’s reasons.
Same boat? In a sense, yes.
The difference is that I genuinely could care less about it.
Another big part of this is that i’ve had SO many other, more important, issues (in and out of the bedroom) that i’d be a fool to push the point.
Patience, preperation, and trust are SO important when it comes to introducing somone to AS. It never hurts to have her have a drink or 2 beforehand.
A girl I was seeing when I was in my early 20’s, wanted me to piihb and I said… “ok, let me get some lube…”
She said, “no…thats’ ok. I’ll be fine”
Me: “But, you’ve never done this before, right?”
Her: “no”
Me: “Um, ok…let me get some lube… you’re going to need it.”
Her: “NO, I DON’T NEED IT. Just put it IN!”
So now i’m a little annoyed. Not exactly the tone you want to have when someone’s behind you, ready to stick their dick in a dry butt hole…
Well, I did what she wanted… VERY slowly. As I did, I could hear her gasping and groaning a little… Then nothing for a few seconds.
I asked her how it felt… And then I heard sobbing. I got angry because now I felt like a dick.
After I withdrew, I asked, “if it hurt, then why did did she let me continue?!?!?”
She says: “I don’t know”. WTF.
We broke up soon after.[/quote]
sorry to hear that, IH.
I figured proper lubing was common knowledge. i’d say she got what was coming to her.
zing, i guess.
I can understand your view of AS. makes sense. The butt isn’t a mythical magical new universe and i won’t gain any magical powers by putting my dick in it. I just want to feel around in this box and push the edges as far as they’ll go. That way, we’ll both have a bigger box to play in!
p.s. box is not synonymous with ass in this metaphor.
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Yeah, common knowledge coupled with common sense, really. Nevermind the fact that she never did it before and I did. She was one of those girls that I had no idea why I was her to begin with.
I understand… AS is just another option, I agree. From what i’ve seen, anal orgasms are usually off the chart in intensity.
What if your girl said that she’d do it, if you did it first?
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I’m glad to see we’re in the same boat here, Hungry. Not sure why she has reservations about it, I’ve asked her about it a few times and her usual response is, “Nope, that’s an exit only.” followed by, “It’s gross!” or “Do you want poop everywhere?” followed by laughter.
I’ve described anal douching (lol gets me every time) and that pooping an hour or more before getting hot and heavy would cut down on any of the messy business she’s imagining. Yet whenever we talk about it she’s always giggling and smiling about it. What the hell! Toots! Cbear! Greeny! MIMD! why must your kind be so confusing??[/quote]
Greens also echoes your GF’s reasons.
Same boat? In a sense, yes.
The difference is that I genuinely could care less about it.
Another big part of this is that i’ve had SO many other, more important, issues (in and out of the bedroom) that i’d be a fool to push the point.
Patience, preperation, and trust are SO important when it comes to introducing somone to AS. It never hurts to have her have a drink or 2 beforehand.
A girl I was seeing when I was in my early 20’s, wanted me to piihb and I said… “ok, let me get some lube…”
She said, “no…thats’ ok. I’ll be fine”
Me: “But, you’ve never done this before, right?”
Her: “no”
Me: “Um, ok…let me get some lube… you’re going to need it.”
Her: “NO, I DON’T NEED IT. Just put it IN!”
So now i’m a little annoyed. Not exactly the tone you want to have when someone’s behind you, ready to stick their dick in a dry butt hole…
Well, I did what she wanted… VERY slowly. As I did, I could hear her gasping and groaning a little… Then nothing for a few seconds.
I asked her how it felt… And then I heard sobbing. I got angry because now I felt like a dick.
After I withdrew, I asked, “if it hurt, then why did did she let me continue?!?!?”
She says: “I don’t know”. WTF.
We broke up soon after.[/quote]
sorry to hear that, IH.
I figured proper lubing was common knowledge. i’d say she got what was coming to her.
zing, i guess.
I can understand your view of AS. makes sense. The butt isn’t a mythical magical new universe and i won’t gain any magical powers by putting my dick in it. I just want to feel around in this box and push the edges as far as they’ll go. That way, we’ll both have a bigger box to play in!
p.s. box is not synonymous with ass in this metaphor.
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Yeah, common knowledge coupled with common sense, really. Nevermind the fact that she never did it before and I did. She was one of those girls that I had no idea why I was her to begin with.
I understand… AS is just another option, I agree. From what i’ve seen, anal orgasms are usually off the chart in intensity.
What if your girl said that she’d do it, if you did it first?[/quote]
If those were the conditions, then yeah. who knows? it might feel good. It’s an erogenous zone for both sexes, plain and simple. There’s no use denying it. Now, would I let her use a strap on and hammer me through the mattress? probably not. but a small dildo or something wouldn’t be out of the question.
i mean shit, it’s 2010.