[quote]trav123456 wrote:
Dirty fucks in this thread
MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELL YOU!
Throws holy water on thread and runs[/quote]
LOL, ha hahahaha ah aha ha ah aha
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I’m glad to see we’re in the same boat here, Hungry. Not sure why she has reservations about it, I’ve asked her about it a few times and her usual response is, “Nope, that’s an exit only.” followed by, “It’s gross!” or “Do you want poop everywhere?” followed by laughter.
I’ve described anal douching (lol gets me every time) and that pooping an hour or more before getting hot and heavy would cut down on any of the messy business she’s imagining. Yet whenever we talk about it she’s always giggling and smiling about it. What the hell! Toots! Cbear! Greeny! MIMD! why must your kind be so confusing??[/quote]
Greens also echoes your GF’s reasons.
Same boat? In a sense, yes.
The difference is that I genuinely could care less about it.
Another big part of this is that i’ve had SO many other, more important, issues (in and out of the bedroom) that i’d be a fool to push the point.
Patience, preperation, and trust are SO important when it comes to introducing somone to AS. It never hurts to have her have a drink or 2 beforehand.
A girl I was seeing when I was in my early 20’s, wanted me to piihb and I said… “ok, let me get some lube…”
She said, “no…thats’ ok. I’ll be fine”
Me: “But, you’ve never done this before, right?”
Her: “no”
Me: “Um, ok…let me get some lube… you’re going to need it.”
Her: “NO, I DON’T NEED IT. Just put it IN!”
So now i’m a little annoyed. Not exactly the tone you want to have when someone’s behind you, ready to stick their dick in a dry butt hole…
Well, I did what she wanted… VERY slowly. As I did, I could hear her gasping and groaning a little… Then nothing for a few seconds.
I asked her how it felt… And then I heard sobbing. I got angry because now I felt like a dick.
After I withdrew, I asked, “if it hurt, then why did did she let me continue?!?!?”
She says: “I don’t know”. WTF.
We broke up soon after.[/quote]
sorry to hear that, IH.
I figured proper lubing was common knowledge. i’d say she got what was coming to her.
zing, i guess.
I can understand your view of AS. makes sense. The butt isn’t a mythical magical new universe and i won’t gain any magical powers by putting my dick in it. I just want to feel around in this box and push the edges as far as they’ll go. That way, we’ll both have a bigger box to play in! 
p.s. box is not synonymous with ass in this metaphor.
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Yeah, common knowledge coupled with common sense, really. Nevermind the fact that she never did it before and I did. She was one of those girls that I had no idea why I was her to begin with.
I understand… AS is just another option, I agree. From what i’ve seen, anal orgasms are usually off the chart in intensity.
What if your girl said that she’d do it, if you did it first?[/quote]
If those were the conditions, then yeah. who knows? it might feel good. It’s an erogenous zone for both sexes, plain and simple. There’s no use denying it. Now, would I let her use a strap on and hammer me through the mattress? probably not. but a small dildo or something wouldn’t be out of the question.
i mean shit, it’s 2010.[/quote]
Cool.
Same here.
Hey, where’d everybody else go? 
I have a sympathy period headache…
Mah wife is ragging and her head hurts… Now mine does too… FML
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I have a sympathy period headache…
Mah wife is ragging and her head hurts… Now mine does too… FML[/quote]
That’s wat u get foh bein’ a man!
snaps fingers in Z pattern
I am so tempted to shit all over this bundy troll it isn’t even funny…
Must resist the urge, the coward isn’t worth your time
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I am so tempted to shit all over this bundy troll it isn’t even funny…
Must resist the urge, the coward isn’t worth your time[/quote]
do it!
links first plz
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I’m glad to see we’re in the same boat here, Hungry. Not sure why she has reservations about it, I’ve asked her about it a few times and her usual response is, “Nope, that’s an exit only.” followed by, “It’s gross!” or “Do you want poop everywhere?” followed by laughter.
I’ve described anal douching (lol gets me every time) and that pooping an hour or more before getting hot and heavy would cut down on any of the messy business she’s imagining. Yet whenever we talk about it she’s always giggling and smiling about it. What the hell! Toots! Cbear! Greeny! MIMD! why must your kind be so confusing??[/quote]
That is my reasoning as well. It is an exit only and gross. My kind is only confusing because your kind is so simple. IH often states he is confused when in my presence.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I have a sympathy period headache…
Mah wife is ragging and her head hurts… Now mine does too… FML[/quote]
Since you were so adamant about more kids being had I was going to ask if she was preggers…obviously not yet.
On a side note, someone asked me if I was pregnant the other day. I seriously need to lose weight.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I have a sympathy period headache…
Mah wife is ragging and her head hurts… Now mine does too… FML[/quote]
Since you were so adamant about more kids being had I was going to ask if she was preggers…obviously not yet.
On a side note, someone asked me if I was pregnant the other day. I seriously need to lose weight.[/quote]
aw greens i’m sorry to hear that. are you sure they were serious? it seems like poor social etiquette to say that even if you think it’s true, on the off chance it might not be.
regardless, it’s motivation right?
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I have a sympathy period headache…
Mah wife is ragging and her head hurts… Now mine does too… FML[/quote]
Since you were so adamant about more kids being had I was going to ask if she was preggers…obviously not yet.
On a side note, someone asked me if I was pregnant the other day. I seriously need to lose weight.[/quote]
aw greens i’m sorry to hear that. are you sure they were serious? it seems like poor social etiquette to say that even if you think it’s true, on the off chance it might not be.
regardless, it’s motivation right?[/quote]
Yeah, I find those comments to be ridiculously rude and ignorant.
See, Greeny’s a good 5’7", and pretty damn lean everywear but her stomach. Once she keeps putting the effort that she’s been, lately… I have no doubt that she’ll look great in a reasonable short period of time.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I have a sympathy period headache…
Mah wife is ragging and her head hurts… Now mine does too… FML[/quote]
Since you were so adamant about more kids being had I was going to ask if she was preggers…obviously not yet.
On a side note, someone asked me if I was pregnant the other day. I seriously need to lose weight.[/quote]
aw greens i’m sorry to hear that. are you sure they were serious? it seems like poor social etiquette to say that even if you think it’s true, on the off chance it might not be.
regardless, it’s motivation right?[/quote]
Hell yeah!
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I have a sympathy period headache…
Mah wife is ragging and her head hurts… Now mine does too… FML[/quote]
Since you were so adamant about more kids being had I was going to ask if she was preggers…obviously not yet.
On a side note, someone asked me if I was pregnant the other day. I seriously need to lose weight.[/quote]
aw greens i’m sorry to hear that. are you sure they were serious? it seems like poor social etiquette to say that even if you think it’s true, on the off chance it might not be.
regardless, it’s motivation right?[/quote]
Yeah, I find those comments to be ridiculously rude and ignorant.
See, Greeny’s a good 5’7", and pretty damn lean everywear but her stomach. Once she keeps putting the effort that she’s been, lately… I have no doubt that she’ll look great in a reasonable short period of time.
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Yeah, I carry all my fat around my middle and upper thighs/butt. People think I’m skinny, and I am! Just not in the middle. LOL
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I am so tempted to shit all over this bundy troll it isn’t even funny…
Must resist the urge, the coward isn’t worth your time[/quote]
do it!
links first plz[/quote]
Read the “hit 4 plates” thread
then my last post in the BOI
I’ma go walk the pup again.
GO GET HIM BEANS!!!
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Ah well. What she enjoys (and is comfortable with)is more important anyway. I just don’t want her to miss out on something she could potentially enjoy.[/quote]
If I don’t believe you when you type that, I’m pretty sure any girl with healthy self esteem is also going to think you are full of bananas.[/quote]
Oh come on! i’m actually serious. if she’s having a good time then it means i’m doing something right. is it weird that i get off getting her off? that shouldn’t be weird!
teach me o wise bean counter.[/quote]
No no, most real men like it when their chick is enjoy herself.
It is the whole “I want to stick it in her pooper for her own good” part that gets me. To an unbiased 3rd party, it just sounds like a creative way of manipulating her into doing what you want.
My interpretation may very well just be tainted and biased because I have been a slimy assface to women in the past. You probably do have good intentions. Just anytime I said something like that to a girl, I was full of shit and just wanted to nail her to satisfy my perversion and thrust for kink.
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lol! of COURSE it’s for her own good! in fact i haven’t approached it from that angle aggressively enough. I think when she comes home tonight i’ll be waiting, buck naked with a bottle of astroglide screaming “ITS THE ONLY WAY!”[/quote]
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
GO GET HIM BEANS!!!
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I let it go now… Feels good to bare all to the world anyway.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I’m glad to see we’re in the same boat here, Hungry. Not sure why she has reservations about it, I’ve asked her about it a few times and her usual response is, “Nope, that’s an exit only.” followed by, “It’s gross!” or “Do you want poop everywhere?” followed by laughter.
I’ve described anal douching (lol gets me every time) and that pooping an hour or more before getting hot and heavy would cut down on any of the messy business she’s imagining. Yet whenever we talk about it she’s always giggling and smiling about it. What the hell! Toots! Cbear! Greeny! MIMD! why must your kind be so confusing??[/quote]
Greens also echoes your GF’s reasons.
Same boat? In a sense, yes.
The difference is that I genuinely could care less about it.
Another big part of this is that i’ve had SO many other, more important, issues (in and out of the bedroom) that i’d be a fool to push the point.
Patience, preperation, and trust are SO important when it comes to introducing somone to AS. It never hurts to have her have a drink or 2 beforehand.
A girl I was seeing when I was in my early 20’s, wanted me to piihb and I said… “ok, let me get some lube…”
She said, “no…thats’ ok. I’ll be fine”
Me: “But, you’ve never done this before, right?”
Her: “no”
Me: “Um, ok…let me get some lube… you’re going to need it.”
Her: “NO, I DON’T NEED IT. Just put it IN!”
So now i’m a little annoyed. Not exactly the tone you want to have when someone’s behind you, ready to stick their dick in a dry butt hole…
Well, I did what she wanted… VERY slowly. As I did, I could hear her gasping and groaning a little… Then nothing for a few seconds.
I asked her how it felt… And then I heard sobbing. I got angry because now I felt like a dick.
After I withdrew, I asked, “if it hurt, then why did did she let me continue?!?!?”
She says: “I don’t know”. WTF.
We broke up soon after.[/quote]
sorry to hear that, IH.
I figured proper lubing was common knowledge. i’d say she got what was coming to her.
zing, i guess.
I can understand your view of AS. makes sense. The butt isn’t a mythical magical new universe and i won’t gain any magical powers by putting my dick in it. I just want to feel around in this box and push the edges as far as they’ll go. That way, we’ll both have a bigger box to play in!
p.s. box is not synonymous with ass in this metaphor.
[/quote]
Yeah, common knowledge coupled with common sense, really. Nevermind the fact that she never did it before and I did. She was one of those girls that I had no idea why I was her to begin with.
I understand… AS is just another option, I agree. From what i’ve seen, anal orgasms are usually off the chart in intensity.
What if your girl said that she’d do it, if you did it first?[/quote]
If those were the conditions, then yeah. who knows? it might feel good. It’s an erogenous zone for both sexes, plain and simple. There’s no use denying it. Now, would I let her use a strap on and hammer me through the mattress? probably not. but a small dildo or something wouldn’t be out of the question.
i mean shit, it’s 2010.[/quote]
I argee. I don’t think any place should be off limits if you are totally comfortable with someone. If you had a bad experience due to the other person not doing it right, that’s a different story.
DUKE WON!!! My bracket is showing mostly red but at least they won.
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
Dirty fucks in this thread
MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELL YOU!
Throws holy water on thread and runs[/quote]
Travis you da man.
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