[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Alright, it is midnight here…
night fellas
I’ll see you bitches on my one day off tomorrow. Until then, well fuck it, do what you will.[/quote]
pussy… it’s midnight here too, i only live 20 mins away from u
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Trav I’ve been looking at that pic for like 5 mins and can’t tell what body part it is. That better not be a manscaped bush ;)[/quote]
lol it’s my neck/collar[/quote]
Those are some nice facial pubes… I wish I could grow a real beard
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Trav I’ve been looking at that pic for like 5 mins and can’t tell what body part it is. That better not be a manscaped bush ;)[/quote]
lol it’s my neck/collar[/quote]
Those are some nice facial pubes… I wish I could grow a real beard[/quote]
I have to shave twice a day and it’s a pain in the ass! Ladies like it smooth anyways, though one day I’ll grow a purty one.
Jay seems like a really good Mr.O, I like watching his videos. Seems like a good guy.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
My ass will be doing it… so will yours.
You’ll love it;)[/quote]
So, ahhh, you guys do anal I take it…[/quote]
It looks like Greens had trouble articulating her thoughts on the subject of anal sex, as she came off somewhat vague in her response…
Please allow me to explain what she is trying to convey to everyone:
Grneyes has her reservations about any object, natural or otherwise, entering her anus. This particular thought brings about negative feelings in her mind and makes her vagina very dry.
In closing, there will not be any chance of us experiencing anal penetration in the near or distant future. In fact, imhungry has a better chance of getting railed in the ass than she does.
Happy Sunday!!
[quote]imhungry wrote:
…In closing, there will not be any chance of us experiencing anal penetration in the near or distant future. In fact, imhungry has a better chance of getting railed in the ass than she does.
Happy Sunday!![/quote]
That belongs in a church bulletin somewhere.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
My ass will be doing it… so will yours.
You’ll love it;)[/quote]
So, ahhh, you guys do anal I take it…[/quote]
It looks like Greens had trouble articulating her thoughts on the subject of anal sex, as she came off somewhat vague in her response…
Please allow me to explain what she is trying to convey to everyone:
Grneyes has her reservations about any object, natural or otherwise, entering her anus. This particular thought brings about negative feelings in her mind and makes her vagina very dry.
In closing, there will not be any chance of us experiencing anal penetration in the near or distant future. In fact, imhungry has a better chance of getting railed in the ass than she does.
Happy Sunday!![/quote]
Maybe I should send my outline of how to get a girl to do anal to you and worm before I release it to the public?!?!?
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
…In closing, there will not be any chance of us experiencing anal penetration in the near or distant future. In fact, imhungry has a better chance of getting railed in the ass than she does.
Happy Sunday!![/quote]
That belongs in a church bulletin somewhere.[/quote]
lol oh god… Hungry’s post made me lol, and then the church commment gave me the roflmaocoppers
Got drunk last night. Not hungover.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
My ass will be doing it… so will yours.
You’ll love it;)[/quote]
So, ahhh, you guys do anal I take it…[/quote]
It looks like Greens had trouble articulating her thoughts on the subject of anal sex, as she came off somewhat vague in her response…
Please allow me to explain what she is trying to convey to everyone:
Grneyes has her reservations about any object, natural or otherwise, entering her anus. This particular thought brings about negative feelings in her mind and makes her vagina very dry.
In closing, there will not be any chance of us experiencing anal penetration in the near or distant future. In fact, imhungry has a better chance of getting railed in the ass than she does.
Happy Sunday!![/quote]
Maybe I should send my outline of how to get a girl to do anal to you and worm before I release it to the public?!?!?[/quote]
Toots, anal hasn’t been a big deal since my early twenties and my last few GF’s loved it. THAT was the fun part to me… Otherwise, I could care less about it. A couple that I taught was fun, also… One was not, however. It was just BAD.
Wait, does your outline contain pictures? This could be relavant to my interests.
Yeah man, I mean I see the appeal, being taboo and stuff. But when it comes down to brass tax the logistics really are a pain in the ass, quite literally.
I take it or leave it to be honest. If she wants to, sweet lets do this. If not, eh I’ll find other ways to influence with my perversion.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
My ass will be doing it… so will yours.
You’ll love it;)[/quote]
So, ahhh, you guys do anal I take it…[/quote]
It looks like Greens had trouble articulating her thoughts on the subject of anal sex, as she came off somewhat vague in her response…
Please allow me to explain what she is trying to convey to everyone:
Grneyes has her reservations about any object, natural or otherwise, entering her anus. This particular thought brings about negative feelings in her mind and makes her vagina very dry.
In closing, there will not be any chance of us experiencing anal penetration in the near or distant future. In fact, imhungry has a better chance of getting railed in the ass than she does.
Happy Sunday!![/quote]
That is exactly what I said but with fewer words! “No way. Not ever.”
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
My ass will be doing it… so will yours.
You’ll love it;)[/quote]
So, ahhh, you guys do anal I take it…[/quote]
It looks like Greens had trouble articulating her thoughts on the subject of anal sex, as she came off somewhat vague in her response…
Please allow me to explain what she is trying to convey to everyone:
Grneyes has her reservations about any object, natural or otherwise, entering her anus. This particular thought brings about negative feelings in her mind and makes her vagina very dry.
In closing, there will not be any chance of us experiencing anal penetration in the near or distant future. In fact, imhungry has a better chance of getting railed in the ass than she does.
Happy Sunday!![/quote]
That is exactly what I said but with fewer words! “No way. Not ever.”
[/quote]
I know… I was being all sarcastics n stuff.
Can we play, “just the tip”?
Beans: The taboo aspect of it was only fun for a second, really. It never really felt that great to me… it was just fun watching them get off on it. As long as the girl is open minded and sexual with 99% of other things, then i’m good. To be honest, frequency is one of the most important things to me…
har har har
lollerskates
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
lollerskates[/quote]
Funny stuff…
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
My ass will be doing it… so will yours.
You’ll love it;)[/quote]
So, ahhh, you guys do anal I take it…[/quote]
It looks like Greens had trouble articulating her thoughts on the subject of anal sex, as she came off somewhat vague in her response…
Please allow me to explain what she is trying to convey to everyone:
Grneyes has her reservations about any object, natural or otherwise, entering her anus. This particular thought brings about negative feelings in her mind and makes her vagina very dry.
In closing, there will not be any chance of us experiencing anal penetration in the near or distant future. In fact, imhungry has a better chance of getting railed in the ass than she does.
Happy Sunday!![/quote]
That is exactly what I said but with fewer words! “No way. Not ever.”
[/quote]
I know… I was being all sarcastics n stuff.
Can we play, “just the tip”?
Beans: The taboo aspect of it was only fun for a second, really. It never really felt that great to me… it was just fun watching them get off on it. As long as the girl is open minded and sexual with 99% of other things, then i’m good. To be honest, frequency is one of the most important things to me…
[/quote]
This is my problem. My girl is kinky. I KNOW she’ll like it, but I don’t want to push her into it. I’ve hit this topic from a logical standpoint, I’ve gone into lengthy discussions with her about the merits and demerits and proper “preparation”. i’ve done a lot of research to make sure I wouldn’t hurt her the first time, as well. But she won’t bite. and I’m not going to pull the ol’ “oops wrong hole” trick on her either.
Ah well. What she enjoys (and is comfortable with)is more important anyway. I just don’t want her to miss out on something she could potentially enjoy.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Ah well. What she enjoys (and is comfortable with)is more important anyway. I just don’t want her to miss out on something she could potentially enjoy.[/quote]
If I don’t believe you when you type that, I’m pretty sure any girl with healthy self esteem is also going to think you are full of bananas.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Ah well. What she enjoys (and is comfortable with)is more important anyway. I just don’t want her to miss out on something she could potentially enjoy.[/quote]
If I don’t believe you when you type that, I’m pretty sure any girl with healthy self esteem is also going to think you are full of bananas.[/quote]
Oh come on! i’m actually serious. if she’s having a good time then it means i’m doing something right. is it weird that i get off getting her off? that shouldn’t be weird!
teach me o wise bean counter.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
My ass will be doing it… so will yours.
You’ll love it;)[/quote]
So, ahhh, you guys do anal I take it…[/quote]
It looks like Greens had trouble articulating her thoughts on the subject of anal sex, as she came off somewhat vague in her response…
Please allow me to explain what she is trying to convey to everyone:
Grneyes has her reservations about any object, natural or otherwise, entering her anus. This particular thought brings about negative feelings in her mind and makes her vagina very dry.
In closing, there will not be any chance of us experiencing anal penetration in the near or distant future. In fact, imhungry has a better chance of getting railed in the ass than she does.
Happy Sunday!![/quote]
That is exactly what I said but with fewer words! “No way. Not ever.”
[/quote]
I know… I was being all sarcastics n stuff.
Can we play, “just the tip”?
Beans: The taboo aspect of it was only fun for a second, really. It never really felt that great to me… it was just fun watching them get off on it. As long as the girl is open minded and sexual with 99% of other things, then i’m good. To be honest, frequency is one of the most important things to me…
[/quote]
This is my problem. My girl is kinky. I KNOW she’ll like it, but I don’t want to push her into it. I’ve hit this topic from a logical standpoint, I’ve gone into lengthy discussions with her about the merits and demerits and proper “preparation”. i’ve done a lot of research to make sure I wouldn’t hurt her the first time, as well. But she won’t bite. and I’m not going to pull the ol’ “oops wrong hole” trick on her either.
Ah well. What she enjoys (and is comfortable with)is more important anyway. I just don’t want her to miss out on something she could potentially enjoy.[/quote]
If she’s open-minded otherwise, then why does she have reservations about it, Worm?
This: “I just don’t want her to miss out on something she could potentially enjoy” crosses my mind, also.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Ah well. What she enjoys (and is comfortable with)is more important anyway. I just don’t want her to miss out on something she could potentially enjoy.[/quote]
If I don’t believe you when you type that, I’m pretty sure any girl with healthy self esteem is also going to think you are full of bananas.[/quote]
Oh come on! i’m actually serious. if she’s having a good time then it means i’m doing something right. is it weird that i get off getting her off? that shouldn’t be weird!
teach me o wise bean counter.[/quote]
No no, most real men like it when their chick is enjoy herself.
It is the whole “I want to stick it in her pooper for her own good” part that gets me. To an unbiased 3rd party, it just sounds like a creative way of manipulating her into doing what you want.
My interpretation may very well just be tainted and biased because I have been a slimy assface to women in the past. You probably do have good intentions. Just anytime I said something like that to a girl, I was full of shit and just wanted to nail her to satisfy my perversion and thrust for kink.