I have to get what happened today at the gym off my chest lol.
So I was having a sick/awesome/I’ll back workout. Did my pull-ups…PR…did my Barbell bend over rows…PR. Finally got to T-bar rows. So I put the bar in the corner and loaded up with 25lbs cause the range of motion is better. I worked up to 6 25s, a 10 and a 5.
Go for it and get 7 good reps…in my 8th rep I pull it with anger towards my body and all of a sudden the weigh-less back part of the bar raises and the weighted end goes crashing to the floor…BOOM…I look stupid but immediately walk over and grab a 105lbs dumbbell so put at the end, with a mean face. I pretended like nothing happened lol.
I overheard this kid say “that made my day”…I’m traumatized with T-bar rows now lol.
As a freshman in high school, i would always try to impress older players with my squat, so put on 3 45’s on one side, without putting any weight on the other side first to weigh it down, and that shit came flying off the rack and left me looking like a complete douche.
last year (squatting again) i had 500 on, with two spotters… and at the bottom of the squat completely ripped ass… thought i blew my asshole out.
[quote]ronaldo7 wrote:
I have to get what happened today at the gym off my chest lol.
So I was having a sick/awesome/I’ll back workout. Did my pull-ups…PR…did my Barbell bend over rows…PR. Finally got to T-bar rows. So I put the bar in the corner and loaded up with 25lbs cause the range of motion is better. I worked up to 6 25s, a 10 and a 5.
Go for it and get 7 good reps…in my 8th rep I pull it with anger towards my body and all of a sudden the weigh-less back part of the bar raises and the weighted end goes crashing to the floor…BOOM…I look stupid but immediately walk over and grab a 105lbs dumbbell so put at the end, with a mean face. I pretended like nothing happened lol.
I overheard this kid say “that made my day”…I’m traumatized with T-bar rows now lol.[/quote]
I did not put weight on the empty end too.
That mistake was punished even worse.
The empty end went up as well and the weight on the front pushed it backwards and slammed it through the wall.
It was hilarious. I think nobody noticed when it happend.
I didn´t tell anyone in the gym because I was angry, that they did not have a solution for that exercise, despite being a gym for olympic level athletes.
They had all sorts of stuff, you could imagine (a machine to simulate long distance ski running) but some basic machines were just not there.
So it was only fair to smash a hole in their wall.
My most embarassing moment. High school weight room, about 8 guys there working out, I was off in the corner doing preacher curls.
For small muscle groups I always train to failure, always have, so when I was straining near failure the gym went silent at the worst time, as I left out a girlish squeal that sounded like I was an orgasming female.
Everyone broke down laughing for 5 minutes straight. Especially since at that time, I was the ‘big guy’ in the room, 235lb football player amongst skinny-fat guys.
I once farted in someones face as they bent down to grab a towel near my feet. I didn’t mean for it to happen. Never before have I farted with such decadence and power, and at such an inopportune time as that.
I was at my old gym, about to go ahead and do DB pullovers… Been a while since I had done them and forgot to hook my feet around the bench… I was also right next to his gorgeous figure competitor too… to add to the humilation. So when I leaned back with the DB’, my ass came flying in to the air and I fell to the ground with the weight on my chest, ass and feet in the air.
All I remember is hearing a little snicker from the girl… and I finally got up, did it again and busted my ass off.
[quote]Squiggles wrote:
I once farted in someones face as they bent down to grab a towel near my feet. I didn’t mean for it to happen. Never before have I farted with such decadence and power, and at such an inopportune time as that.
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I had a very audible fart last week doing DB rows. This was in a gym that plays no music, haha.
Then there’s always the fart in the isolated area where you think you can get away with it. Then immediately after someone starts heading in your direction. No getting out of that one, even if you walked away it would be obvious it was you.
I was at the leg press machine and had just got done with my last set. I had 9 plates on each side, and for some reason, just kept unloading the plates on one side as i was thinking of my front squats and listening to AC/DC. I turned my head away for 2 seconds, and since the leg press wasnt bolted to the floor, all the weight on one side tilted the WHOLE machine over and all i heard was BOOM! I flinched/jumped to find out that it was me who had made the boom! LOL i was still zoned out listening to the music lol. Luckily, there were only a few people there that evening, but for the ones who were there, of course they turned and saw what the hell happened. If i heard that boom, and i was blasting AC/DC into my ears, i can only imagine how loud it sounded to them.
I was doing pullups when the chain on the dip belt slipped, pinching my dick. I made too much noise to be able to play it off.
You know that song from the Tema America soundtrack, ‘America, Fuck Yeah’? I let out a, “Slavery, fuck yeah,” and every brother in the palce turned their head to see me.
I was talking to a girl in between sets of sit ups. I go to do another set and slipped an audible fart. That ended that conversation.
I was doing standing lateral dumbbell raises and damn near crushed my glans between the dumbells. Very loud that time.
I’m thinking I’m not very good at the whole ‘gym’ thing.
I overestimated how tall a box was when doing box squats. I tried to sit back on air and stumbled backwards. Since there was only 135 on my back so I didn’t fall and pwn myself.
Droppped a loaded barbell on the bridge of my brow bone and nose splitting both open and bleeding everywhere. Thankfully I had my testosterone shirt to whipe the blood away from my face and was able to complete my workout.
For t-bar barbell rows my friend was doing them and I put a 45 on for him to warm up. Not knowing how light it was pulled on it and hit himself in the chest. Knocked the wind out of him.
At a meet a few months back on my opener bench, the second I touched, I ripped ass. There was no music playing, and I walked off the platform laughing. One of my teammates about 60 feet away goes “nice fart.”
hahaha
Oh, the other day I saw some high school stick get stapled with 75lbs after doing a few reps. I had to go pick it up off of him. I could hardly hold myself back from laughing.