Eliteballa Lives

I have a question about this post over at Meso RX

“I was finally getting improvment on how frequent erections occured etc. Then i had a whole bunch of cabage and everythign went by by. I didnt know untill now that cabbage has dim in it. Which is everything that i dont want at this point”

Then someone told people about your thread over here and you wrote this

“Fuck u all man, i work hard for my results. I just asked for help but ur all ass holes i guess. Reason for the shoe was for this contest who can make most results in shortest amount of time.Y even ask for help ill just do the shit myself and end up f-ing myself up thanks.”

How much fucking cabbage did you eat??

If you have a six pax, your probably phoucin whether you got game or not.

Women might just use you for a “nasty slut” with no manners.

But once you get your game tite, game + six pax == mouchou pousy.

Just wanted to say that Elita Balla and Balbos makes this site entertaining, and lifting fun and funny. I don’t hate on these two one bit, but some of the stuff is funny.

does anyone speak english anymore?

[quote]StevenF wrote:
does anyone speak english anymore? [/quote]

(sarcasm on)

Oh, you must be slow. Everyone knows that misspelling profanity suddenly makes it less profane.

For example, “Go fuck yourself” is bad, baaad.

But, “Go ph…phou…er, phouc yourself…” conveys rainbows and butterflies and puppy dog tails!

(sarcasm off)

To fully understand somebody when they are talking like that you must wear your hat improperly. Covering one eye should do it.
Also wear dirty gangster wanna be clothing.

[quote]eliteballa3 wrote:
actually bro im not taking anything now and im mainting 185 im doing pretty well. Im not sure on body fat percentage but probally like 11 percent i still can see a 6 pack. I realized i made some big mistakes you dont need anything except heart and determination to get the body you want.

But i would like to drop another 4 percent body fat but anyways thanks for some of you guys starting to act mature and just talk about lifting etc.[/quote]

So, how are your test levels doing?

Look here…

If my Boy ‘Balla is gonna’ be goin’ all GANGSTA’ up in here…

GOTTA’ have some new “Jordan Spiz’ike’s” to measure that Bodyfat, baby!!!

YEEEAHH!!!

Mufasa

'Balla…

It’s hard to tell if all this ribbing really bothers you are not…

I can only speak for myself and say that its done all in fun…and with a LOT of Love, Little Brother…

Peace…!

Mufasa

[quote]Mufasa wrote:
'Balla…

It’s hard to tell if all this ribbing really bothers you are not…

I can only speak for myself and say that its done all in fun…and with a LOT of Love, Little Brother…

Peace…!

Mufasa[/quote]

I am strangely turned on by that pic. She has very nice feet. Thank you?!?

By the way…

For those who don’t have ANY idea what all this madness is all about…

THIS is the infamous pic that started it all, followed by " The Question" that will live in “T-Nation” Infamy:

“…just wanted to know what you all think my current bf is my calipers dont go past 10 so im not really sure…”

…and the rest is “T-Nation” History…

Mufasa

I just now finished reading the “shoe” thread. It took me several days, reading it in chunks. I was going to reply there until I clicked on EB’s profile and found this thread.

Eliteballa, if, after all that, you can continue to post here, learn something, work earnestly and honestly and make some GOOD decisions for yourself…

and if, after all that, the people of this website can accept you (at least give you the opportunity – and breathing space – to prove yourself) and actually help you out…

then my faith in humanity in general and the T-Nation community in particular just got a huge shot in the arm. Little Miracles Everywhere.

I hope to God you are really and truly clean – you were doing a huge disservice to yourself (not to mention any future Mrs. Balla or possible Little Ballas) by treating your body like a roach motel.

Since you’re a balla, you might be interested in this thread:
http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=1180867&pageNo=0
I would pay particular attention to what Squat Dr. has to say – I’d also click on his profile if I were you, and match up what you read there with his accomplishments.

I think I read somewhere that you’ve got some injuries, too (though it is hard to remember everything from the 30 pages of the other thread). If that’s so, you might take some of the money you’re not spending on pharma now and buy yourself a Magnificent Mobility DVD or the Inside-Out Warmup (think of it as a preventative):

(scroll to the bottom of the page).

I’d also click on Eric Cressey’s and Mike Robertson’s names in the Authors area – they have lots of articles on injury prevention to get you started.

Good luck to you – may you prosper on the court and with the honies, learn from adversity, and develop a solid character and self-esteem along the way.

Live long and prosper, EB3. Seriously, good luck to you in everything.
-Feist

P.S. Mufasa, the adoption papers came through: EB3 is now officially your responsibility on this site. This is a sacred charge. Do us proud, Papa.

P.P.S. EB3, might I suggest “Simba” as a fitting, new screename? It is fitting in many ways:
-as a tribute to your new Pop
-as symbolic of your new attitude and willingness to learn
-as symbolic of your growth potential

Of course, if you want to stay ‘eliteballa3’, so be it – you don’t have to be anyone else’s cartoon. You make your own destiny, and over time, through your actions, choose what your name will come to mean.

I’m WAY ahead of 'ya, Fiest!

Already got an Avatar pic for my Lil’ Brother!

(Although, “EliteBalla” holds a special place in the annals of “T-Nation” folklore…!)

Mufasa

OK, fuck it. I made the mistake of only reading the last page of this thread (clicked on EB’s profile after reading through the other thread). Normally, I don’t do this, but, c’mon, I’m suffering from eye-fatigue here.

I saw EB3’s comment and Mufasa’s… took things at face value. I am a naive SOB – I thought 'balla and y’all (at least some of y’all) had made nice, that 'balla, like Gump, had persevered despite the “slings and arrows of outrageous T-Nation fortune” and was now headed into a brighter future, guided by his own nascent common sense and by his watchful “big brothers” at T-Nation (who ribbed him mercilessly if deservedly for 29 pages, but who now had forged a common bond with him, who had been through the fire and come back again, and again, and again… finally purified; sesathin-free and worthy).

Now I’ve read the first few pages – and seen the ho’ picture – and seen how old this thread is. Everything I imagined – all a naive, redemptorist fantasy.

Still, I’ll leave my previous post up, as a monument to what could have been – and, to some extent, still can be… Eliteballa3, you still can learn. Mufasa, you are still his Daddy – or at least his Special Big Brother. It just seems right – your avatar (with the little lion cub!), your nuturing words (sarcastically intended or not)… you two are made for each other. In some cosmic way, you need each other.

I need to take a shit and to make some sandwiches (not at the same time) for my road-trip tomorrow (going to the races – cyclocross! – with a fit, pretty girl).

I have done everything I can here…

[cue song: “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” – Rolling Stones]

…without the aid of performance-enhancing drugs.

Peace, T-Nation! I am out!
F.

Phouc, is used by me because occasionally Im reading and posting to these forums from work. This way I didn’t say a “bad word”…

Okay…

On a “serious” note…(sorta’!)

I’ve seen when people were “hated” on this site; and “Balla’” ain’t one of them…

Things had pretty much died down until my Boy came back calling people immature and talking about banging these Suburban “Ghetto Wanna’ Be Chicks” who get on “My Space” and post themselves doing “Booty Dances” to Rap Music.

Fact is, he STILL is not hated; but he sure is back to being roasted!

“LONG LIVE THE 'BALLA!”

Peace! (…and out! I’m leaving “Balla” alone now…!)

Mufasa

Mufasa,

I put up my second post before seeing yours… apologies if I express undue disillusionment. I am not made for this much time in front of the computer, and the 'Balla saga was a trying one for me – like “Days of Our Lives” or “Oprah” but with real human beings and no Dr. Phil to come to the rescue.

EB3, honest best wishes with your health and everything else. (Btw, it is usually a mistake to put pics of girls you’ve boinked on the internet – it is always a mistake to do so if you are trying to prove something to someone. If you are bringing honies to ecstasy, you will know and they will know, and that’s what matters.)

Peace to all.
-Feist

Agree…

Best wishes to your Health and Good luck with your goals, Lil’ Brother!

Peace!

Mufasa

Peace, Mufasa!

And out (for the count).
-F

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