[quote]Professor X wrote:
Some of us just want to make progress more than others so we do what needs to be done.[/quote]
Words to live by.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
SSC wrote:
I’m glad this turned more into a shitting debate, because anyone that says “Eating for Size sucks” is a tool or ignorant.
Oh no! I get to eat a lot every day! Gosh, that must be worse than eating less than 2,000 calories for the last two years and gaining no mass or strength!
Agreed. I love the idea that I can eat what some others can’t because I work harder and am carrying more lean body mass.
My goal one day is a cheat day where I can get down two whole medium pizzas in one sitting. I haven’t gotten there yet.
I always pass out by the end of the first one and then wake up 5 hours later.[/quote]
happened to me once…i woke up naked, and in Nicaragua with beads around my neck. As you can imagine I was quite flustered.
[quote]SSC wrote:
I’m glad this turned more into a shitting debate, because anyone that says “Eating for Size sucks” is a tool or ignorant.
Oh no! I get to eat a lot every day! Gosh, that must be worse than eating less than 2,000 calories for the last two years and gaining no mass or strength![/quote]
I vote ignorant - but, then, that’s why I post to find things out. To become, you know, less ignorant. Arent you the kinda guy that encourages smaller guys to ask questions? Hopefully you don’t sound like such a goof when you respond to them.
[quote]Shire wrote:
Nah you guys got it all wrong, you need to use a BIDET…i swear its a gift from the gods.[/quote]
For truth.
I heard there was one at the top of Mt. Sinai and this is what kept Moses up there for so long.
Yes, it’s that much of a treat.
[quote]That One Guy wrote:
Professor X wrote:
SSC wrote:
I’m glad this turned more into a shitting debate, because anyone that says “Eating for Size sucks” is a tool or ignorant.
Oh no! I get to eat a lot every day! Gosh, that must be worse than eating less than 2,000 calories for the last two years and gaining no mass or strength!
Agreed. I love the idea that I can eat what some others can’t because I work harder and am carrying more lean body mass.
My goal one day is a cheat day where I can get down two whole medium pizzas in one sitting. I haven’t gotten there yet.
I always pass out by the end of the first one and then wake up 5 hours later.
happened to me once…i woke up naked, and in Nicaragua with beads around my neck. As you can imagine I was quite flustered.[/quote]
I have that beat but President Bush swore me to secrecy.
I love eating.
It used to be hard when I first started lifting since I had been on ~1500 cal/day… but now 4k goes down without any effort so long as I set aside the time to actually put the food in my mouth.
I am not looking forward to the eventual day that I cut back calories.
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Shire wrote:
Nah you guys got it all wrong, you need to use a BIDET…i swear its a gift from the gods.
For truth.
I heard there was one at the top of Mt. Sinai and this is what kept Moses up there for so long.
Yes, it’s that much of a treat.[/quote]
Well i have three of them, they come standard in the apartments here. All they are really are-is these little hoses, like a shower especially for you ass.
It usually takes me two dumps before I can safely leave the house in the morning. I bet I shit 4-6 times per day.
Consequently, my bathroom is the nicest room in the apartment.
[quote]kelleyb wrote:
Professor X wrote:
I meant large, but no, no kidding. I get full quickly.
I do find that strange. Not the eating 9 times a day, but maybe I’m just picturing you being so big and saying “Oh, no more for me, thanks, I couldn’t eat another bite.” I would have guessed that a guy of your size and build would have to make a conscious effort to stop eating.
Interesting, X.
[/quote]
You’ve obviously mistaken X for a middle-aged white guy.
The Best Part of Eating for Size:
*Epic dumps three or more times a day. I’m talking 5+ couric fudge mountains here. Wipes are a must unless you want your underpants to look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
*Fast food. Bacon double cheeseburgers, fish sandwiches drowning in mayo, McNuggets by the dozen, Double-Doubles without number and french fries dipped in milkshakes glory glory, hallelujah amen.
*A bloat so extreme the bar sinks into your chest about five inches during a set of bench, stays there for about ten seconds and then springs back up like a bullet launched from a flesh trampoline.
*Horrible protein farts during a set of squats. This virtually guarantees you have the squat rack all to yourself. You may be asked to leave and never come back, however (this actually happened to me a few years ago. I was so proud).
*Guilt-free pulldowns, since no one believes you’d actually be able to pull yourself UP without tearing an arm off.
*Lat cramps while cleaning out your crack with the attachment in the shower = win
All joking aside, eating for mass is fun and after I’m done dieting I hope to get back to it. Without a lot of extra pudge this time, hopefully.
Am I the only one who doesn’t get protein farts? Even when I eat upwards of 300 grams a day, I don’t get them. Carb farts are a different story, however.
[quote]NeelyDan wrote:
SSC wrote:
I’m glad this turned more into a shitting debate, because anyone that says “Eating for Size sucks” is a tool or ignorant.
Oh no! I get to eat a lot every day! Gosh, that must be worse than eating less than 2,000 calories for the last two years and gaining no mass or strength!
I vote ignorant - but, then, that’s why I post to find things out. To become, you know, less ignorant. Arent you the kinda guy that encourages smaller guys to ask questions? Hopefully you don’t sound like such a goof when you respond to them.[/quote]
Haha… sorry man, I really didn’t mean to sound like a dick. I guess I get annoyed when I’m trying to lose all this weight. My friend would get full off of three slices of a medium pizza… where I’m close to X - I can put away a large pizza, a large DQ Blizzard, and a 10 oz. steak in one sitting and have room to spare. I guess that’s probably why I’ve been on a 2-year diet in the first place, though.
My, how things are going to change when I can bulk… 
Prof X,
I challenge you to a pizza eating contest.
[quote]Mutu wrote:
Prof X,
I challenge you to a pizza eating contest.[/quote]
You’d probably win unless it was the most eaten in 24 hours.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
kelleyb wrote:
Professor X wrote:
I meant large, but no, no kidding. I get full quickly.
I do find that strange. Not the eating 9 times a day, but maybe I’m just picturing you being so big and saying “Oh, no more for me, thanks, I couldn’t eat another bite.” I would have guessed that a guy of your size and build would have to make a conscious effort to stop eating.
Interesting, X.
You’ve obviously mistaken X for a middle-aged white guy.[/quote]
LOL. I don’t think any one could make that mistake around here.
Seriously man? I imagined you in a Spiderman type scenario, but your superpower is more like The Hulk. You’re still a pizza delivery guy, but you drive a car and not a scooter. It’s a medium-sized car and you get in it all funny and make it look like a clown car.
You have like 20 pizzas to deliver and by the time you get the the first house, they’re all gone and you walk up to the first door. It was too tight to parallel park, so you just lifted the medium-sized Saturn and placed it between two cars.
So, you walk up to the door and they’re like where are my large pizzas? I’m having a party for my son. He’s home from the Army. You’re like, I ate them and now I’m hungry. Then, he gets pissed and this angers you. You morph and then there’s a break in my memory, but you start shoulder pressing cars.
And that’s how that played out in my mind over the coarse of a few seconds…
[quote]Vegg wrote:
I’ve always been the other way around. I don’t understand how people can have trouble eating. 
At one point I calculated that I was getting 6000 cals a day without even realizing it.[/quote]
Me too. I can happily eat a whole medium size roasted chicken or 2 pounds of spare ribs in one setting…
I know how to cook healthy, nutritious and delicious meal, I guess that helps a lot…sure only eating over 5000 cals of plain boiled chicken breast and brown rice is a pain in the ass! Learn how to cook food!
We had a proposition pass for legalizing medicinal weed here in Michigan. Doc told my mom she’s getting some because of her huge lack of an appetite. Hmm I wonder…
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Mutu wrote:
Prof X,
I challenge you to a pizza eating contest.
You’d probably win unless it was the most eaten in 24 hours.[/quote]
What’s your best, X?
I’ve put away 3 Large Hot-N-Ready’s in a 12 hour period. Not surprisingly I was sleeping the other 12 hours.
[quote]NewDamage wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Mutu wrote:
Prof X,
I challenge you to a pizza eating contest.
You’d probably win unless it was the most eaten in 24 hours.
What’s your best, X?
I’ve put away 3 Large Hot-N-Ready’s in a 12 hour period. Not surprisingly I was sleeping the other 12 hours.[/quote]
Dude, you’re huge! Sick back and shoulders. What’s your waist size? crazy taper