I love eating for size…you get to eat anything that you want…in large quantities.
Trust me…its alot better than eating during cutting…where you hve to watch everthing you eat and actually count calories.
Eat for Size is fun!!
if you added 1oz almonds to 6 meals everyday…you would add close to 1000 extra calories…
oh and eat at least 6 meals a day…
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Nich wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Mikaj wrote:
Shitting for size sucks. Sitting on the can once a day is good enough for me. 3+ time is TOO MUCH and my asshole would fall off again from all the wiping.
Don’t bother wiping. Just buy underwear at Costco or Sam’s Club.
isnt that why you do the 3 S’s
shit
shower
shave
no need for wiping just hop in the shower when your done
Six showers a day?[/quote]
Dry skin, man.
[quote]NeelyDan wrote:
I guess I just gotta get used to eating carbs again!
[/quote]
Carbs are your friend.
Mikaj I hear your pain, i upped the carbs in the form of 9 wholewheat rotis spread throughout the day. As a result i’m shitting bigger turds than a fully grown elephant.
But damn it feels good.
Chipotle burrito with double chicken:
1250 kcal and 97 g of protein
That’s mass food right there.
[quote]josh86 wrote:
Yeah I don’t know wtf you’re complaining about…I hate that even when I’m trying to gain size I have to hold back on my eating so I don’t get too fat because its so easy for me to eat a shit load.
Now dieting - there’s absolute hell![/quote]
I felt this was important to quote, because it’s true.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Nich wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Mikaj wrote:
Shitting for size sucks. Sitting on the can once a day is good enough for me. 3+ time is TOO MUCH and my asshole would fall off again from all the wiping.
Don’t bother wiping. Just buy underwear at Costco or Sam’s Club.
isnt that why you do the 3 S’s
shit
shower
shave
no need for wiping just hop in the shower when your done
Six showers a day?[/quote]
Yeah, time your first shit for when you wake up, then shower. Shit after your workout, then shower. Just don’t drop a deuce in the squat rack… And shit before bed, then shower.
The real problem is the farts all day long.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Dry skin, man.[/quote]
Hunh?
On a sidenote have you ever noticed that sometimes after wiping your ass there’s no poo on the TP? how does that work?
I’m guessing that its the right comination of protein, carbs and fats.
[quote]Theta1591 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Nich wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Mikaj wrote:
Shitting for size sucks. Sitting on the can once a day is good enough for me. 3+ time is TOO MUCH and my asshole would fall off again from all the wiping.
Don’t bother wiping. Just buy underwear at Costco or Sam’s Club.
isnt that why you do the 3 S’s
shit
shower
shave
no need for wiping just hop in the shower when your done
Six showers a day?
Yeah, time your first shit for when you wake up, then shower. Shit after your workout, then shower. Just don’t drop a deuce in the squat rack… And shit before bed, then shower.
The real problem is the farts all day long.
[/quote]
Guys, Jeez! Wipe #1 involves the TP, I like the charmin Ultra Red package, soft but strong. Second wipe is with a baby wipe. Gets it cleaner, and is less abraisive on yer bum hole. If you need to Fold and then re-wipe. Also maybe you think it’s ghey, but Poop sticks to hair bad. Shave out the crack, and you will only have to wipe once or twice per poop. Before I started this I could be between 4-6 wipes per shit. 3-4 shits a day thats like 24 wipes Max versus 8 wipes max with no hair. Again using the baby wipe as a finisher, you will have no problems, Also this aleviates any chance of having stinky bum if an impromtu sex opportunity arises.
V
Yeah only thing that sucks about eating for size is the amount of cooking you have to do sometimes. The shits from weirdo combo meals. The horrendous room clearing protein farts.
I remember one day I had to drop a duece-duece. After dropping bombs, I realized I was out of tp. Had to rip the white shirt I had on into strips to do the trick. Nothing beats cotton.
If your stool is proper you hardly even need a wipe… just the way nature intended.
Luckily for me I get a buffet meal everytime I eat on campus so I can stuff down a salad, some fruit, a bunch of assorted meats and carbs whenever I go. 5-6 meals a day, usually only one of them is a PWO shake. I eat a pretty large amount of calories though since I’m bulking but also doing a lot of running and training on the side for athletics.
only thing sucks about eating for size is picking what you’er going to eat
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Theta1591 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Nich wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Mikaj wrote:
Shitting for size sucks. Sitting on the can once a day is good enough for me. 3+ time is TOO MUCH and my asshole would fall off again from all the wiping.
Don’t bother wiping. Just buy underwear at Costco or Sam’s Club.
isnt that why you do the 3 S’s
shit
shower
shave
no need for wiping just hop in the shower when your done
Six showers a day?
Yeah, time your first shit for when you wake up, then shower. Shit after your workout, then shower. Just don’t drop a deuce in the squat rack… And shit before bed, then shower.
The real problem is the farts all day long.
Guys, Jeez! Wipe #1 involves the TP, I like the charmin Ultra Red package, soft but strong. Second wipe is with a baby wipe. Gets it cleaner, and is less abraisive on yer bum hole. If you need to Fold and then re-wipe. Also maybe you think it’s ghey, but Poop sticks to hair bad. Shave out the crack, and you will only have to wipe once or twice per poop. Before I started this I could be between 4-6 wipes per shit. 3-4 shits a day thats like 24 wipes Max versus 8 wipes max with no hair. Again using the baby wipe as a finisher, you will have no problems, Also this aleviates any chance of having stinky bum if an impromtu sex opportunity arises.
V[/quote]
Exactly. Some of these guys need some shit taking lessons. Handi-wipes eliminate the need for a whole fucking shower every time you take a dump. Some of the larger bodybuilders are no doubt hitting the toilet at least 5 times a day. Where the hell is 5lbs of beef going to go?
Charmin makes the best.
Now go, my dump taking brethren, and keep thou-selves clean!
I’m glad this turned more into a shitting debate, because anyone that says “Eating for Size sucks” is a tool or ignorant.
Oh no! I get to eat a lot every day! Gosh, that must be worse than eating less than 2,000 calories for the last two years and gaining no mass or strength!
[quote]SSC wrote:
I’m glad this turned more into a shitting debate, because anyone that says “Eating for Size sucks” is a tool or ignorant.
Oh no! I get to eat a lot every day! Gosh, that must be worse than eating less than 2,000 calories for the last two years and gaining no mass or strength![/quote]
Agreed. I love the idea that I can eat what some others can’t because I work harder and am carrying more lean body mass.
My goal one day is a cheat day where I can get down two whole medium pizzas in one sitting. I haven’t gotten there yet.
I always pass out by the end of the first one and then wake up 5 hours later.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Vegita wrote:
Theta1591 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Nich wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Mikaj wrote:
Shitting for size sucks. Sitting on the can once a day is good enough for me. 3+ time is TOO MUCH and my asshole would fall off again from all the wiping.
Don’t bother wiping. Just buy underwear at Costco or Sam’s Club.
isnt that why you do the 3 S’s
shit
shower
shave
no need for wiping just hop in the shower when your done
Six showers a day?
Yeah, time your first shit for when you wake up, then shower. Shit after your workout, then shower. Just don’t drop a deuce in the squat rack… And shit before bed, then shower.
The real problem is the farts all day long.
Guys, Jeez! Wipe #1 involves the TP, I like the charmin Ultra Red package, soft but strong. Second wipe is with a baby wipe. Gets it cleaner, and is less abraisive on yer bum hole. If you need to Fold and then re-wipe. Also maybe you think it’s ghey, but Poop sticks to hair bad. Shave out the crack, and you will only have to wipe once or twice per poop. Before I started this I could be between 4-6 wipes per shit. 3-4 shits a day thats like 24 wipes Max versus 8 wipes max with no hair. Again using the baby wipe as a finisher, you will have no problems, Also this aleviates any chance of having stinky bum if an impromtu sex opportunity arises.
V
Exactly. Some of these guys need some shit taking lessons. Handi-wipes eliminate the need for a whole fucking shower every time you take a dump. Some of the larger bodybuilders are no doubt hitting the toilet at least 5 times a day. Where the hell is 5lbs of beef going to go?
Charmin makes the best.
Now go, my dump taking brethren, and keep thou-selves clean![/quote]
Nah you guys got it all wrong, you need to use a BIDET…i swear its a gift from the gods.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
SSC wrote:
My goal one day is a cheat day where I can get down two whole medium pizzas in one sitting. I haven’t gotten there yet.
I always pass out by the end of the first one and then wake up 5 hours later.[/quote]
Your fucking kidding me.
[quote]Shire wrote:
Professor X wrote:
SSC wrote:
My goal one day is a cheat day where I can get down two whole medium pizzas in one sitting. I haven’t gotten there yet.
I always pass out by the end of the first one and then wake up 5 hours later.
Your fucking kidding me.
[/quote]
I meant large, but no, no kidding. I get full quickly. That is why I spread my meals out. I currently eat about 9 times a day or more if you count the protein shakes as meals.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I meant large, but no, no kidding. I get full quickly.[/quote]
I do find that strange. Not the eating 9 times a day, but maybe I’m just picturing you being so big and saying “Oh, no more for me, thanks, I couldn’t eat another bite.” I would have guessed that a guy of your size and build would have to make a conscious effort to stop eating.
Interesting, X.
[quote]kelleyb wrote:
Professor X wrote:
I meant large, but no, no kidding. I get full quickly.
I do find that strange. Not the eating 9 times a day, but maybe I’m just picturing you being so big and saying “Oh, no more for me, thanks, I couldn’t eat another bite.” I would have guessed that a guy of your size and build would have to make a conscious effort to stop eating.
Interesting, X.
[/quote]
LOL. I don’t think I’ve ever said, [quote]“Oh, no more for me, thanks, I couldn’t eat another bite.”[/quote] but I’ve known smaller guys who could put away more food in one sitting. However, I have them beat if you totaled up how much I eat all day long every day.
I definitely didn’t get this size by accident or without working hard for it. There were several times where I was forcing food down while feeling nauseated. Some of us just want to make progress more than others so we do what needs to be done.