Drinker with a Gym Problem

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
i LOVE gruyere!

ok, that being said, limewater does reduce inflammation. it also helps raise your body’s pH. Viruses can only penetrate (to replicate) your cells if their environment is slightly acidic, therefore weakening your cell membranes. in a neutral or slightly alkaline environment, the viruses starve and die. but, you still get the antibodies.

worked in a pharmacy for about 8 years… been sick twice. maybe, MAYBE, a third time i dont remember.

the extra vitamin C doesnt hurt, either.

lemons work as well, but limes are stronger and taste better imo.

i would love it if you had a monkey butt. [/quote]

Thank christ you meant water with lime. I thought you meant this Limewater - Wikipedia

haha, that’s funny Cal…

said nervously after Cbear ripped Tal a new one

Tough love!!

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

listen you pansy ass piece of shit. if you think for one second that you’re too scared, or not strong enough, or any other reason your tiny little brain can come up with, DUMP THE FUCKING ESTROGEN and pick up a god damned video camera.

ALL of us started small. how did any of us make progress? we had someone helping us, either online or in person. do you think you’re smart enough to get this done on your own? really? then bag the journal and the entire tnation site, bc you’re so superior.

or you can just keep talking shit about how hard you work and how dedicated you are, and we’ll all start taking bets about how soon you’re gonna fail and bail on us. go back to FA, i’ll even pack your ricecakes and walden farms syrup for you. im sure they’ll keep a treadmill and a magazine with your name on it. [/quote]

i think she was asking about the balls cuz she needed something to slap on her monkey butt.

she had just said…

[quote] i won’t wait for Cbear to send sum balls…i’ll get to, maybe next week or week after. i would very much like to see for myself. i can only watch so much in the mirror while trying to lift.
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[quote]CBear84 wrote:

listen you pansy ass piece of shit. if you think for one second that you’re too scared, or not strong enough, or any other reason your tiny little brain can come up with, DUMP THE FUCKING ESTROGEN and pick up a god damned video camera.

ALL of us started small. how did any of us make progress? we had someone helping us, either online or in person. do you think you’re smart enough to get this done on your own? really? then bag the journal and the entire tnation site, bc you’re so superior.

or you can just keep talking shit about how hard you work and how dedicated you are, and we’ll all start taking bets about how soon you’re gonna fail and bail on us. go back to FA, i’ll even pack your ricecakes and walden farms syrup for you. im sure they’ll keep a treadmill and a magazine with your name on it. [/quote]

So eloquently phrased…

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
talenaah wrote:
you still gonna send the cahones?

listen you pansy ass piece of shit. if you think for one second that you’re too scared, or not strong enough, or any other reason your tiny little brain can come up with, DUMP THE FUCKING ESTROGEN and pick up a god damned video camera.

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for fuck’s sake, it was a joke. but thanks for the uplifting message. have you considered becoming a motivational speaker?

i’m going to run out for rice cakes and syrup…and then stick rocks to them so i can throw them at you.

yep…all the way from Cali…with love…

here’s some more whining…
the bold bug…it’s keeping me from lifting today. unless i feel better this afternoon. which is a possibility. i’m pretending i’m a cat this week, apparently.

eat a bit, play for a bit (wrkout here or there), snooze…eats a little more…you get the idea. i have 1 giant gato (almost 20 lbs) and her sis is pretty big too. they are my role models this week…

[quote]talenaah wrote:
for fuck’s sake, it was a joke. but thanks for the uplifting message. have you considered becoming a motivational speaker? [/quote]

actually, i live in a van, down by the RIVER!

waiting

:wink:

20lbs is a huge fucking cat. What is he, a Maine Coon, or just a fatty? (Need pics!)


my pussy IS a Maine Coon. they are both females and obviously not pure breeds, but have all the tell-tale signs. here is one of Samantha…now she has a ton of fur and isn’t as fat as she looks. i will post the pics when we had to shave her due to the mats in her coat. she was gorgeous then and 18 lbs. she seems heavier now…

my little lion…


and sister Chloe…

I am such a sucker for cute felines.

nothing too exciting to report for yesterday’s workout. never underestimate the power of dehydration to fuck up your workout…along with the lingering cold.

gym was packed when i arrived (yes, on a monday at 1130 am…wtf) so i couldn’t superset as normal (at least for first 2)

warm-up stuff indicated that it would likely not be a great day lifting…and i was correct on that assumption

Incline DB press 12 x35 lb,attempt @ 40 lb<—FAIL…10 x35, 10 x35
wide grip lat pull downs 15, 12, 10 @ 90lbs (these 2 exercises would normally be superset)

Superset(no rest between)
bent over one arm DB rows, 15, 12, 10 @45lbs
Flat DB flys 12,10, 10 @30lbs

really struggled and almost quit in the middle of that superset…i was really fatigued, this cold is a bad one! didn’t finish off with DB pull-overs as prescribed. i pooped out and left to go grocery shopping to cook for the week.

yes, this is same wrkout i posted last whatever day it was. i’m back on schedule of this routine and back to work tomorrow…:frowning: lottery…must start playing.

today is LEGS…:slight_smile: that squat rack always brings me joy. maybe squat guy will be there again and check on my form again.

Urgh, I hate working out with a cold. Take it easy!
Hope ya feel better for the leg workout.

[quote]talenaah wrote:

warm-up stuff indicated that it would likely not be a great day lifting…and i was correct on that assumption. [/quote]

This happens to me too. For myself, I wonder if its a mental issue or a physical one. I was watching a tv show on discovery channel about strength recently where a sports physiologist suggested that the feeling of a weight being either “light” or “heavy” was a question of mental focus and attitude.

[quote]kimbakimba wrote:
talenaah wrote:

warm-up stuff indicated that it would likely not be a great day lifting…and i was correct on that assumption.

This happens to me too. For myself, I wonder if its a mental issue or a physical one. I was watching a tv show on discovery channel about strength recently where a sports physiologist suggested that the feeling of a weight being either “light” or “heavy” was a question of mental focus and attitude.[/quote]

i have to believe that there is a serious degree of mental focus that plays a big factor in not only strength but other aspects of physical output. i swear, just prior to staring this journal, when i stopped mentally focusing on ‘fat loss’ as the primary goal of my workouts, and focused on some consistent strength output, the fat cells started shrinking. (this was a case of negative mental energy hindering progress)

i am telling myself right now that i am super strong and feel great…to hit them legs hard today.

thanks Cal-the mental trick above should provide enough gas to get me through today! :slight_smile:

made it through leg routine in a decent way. too much talking (after my squats) with squat guy i mentioned previously. he is one stocky bastard…nice guy…a newbie at wine but loves it and food as much as i do. we talked too much about food/wine but also got to talking about lifting. so i have a new friend that is way strong and seems impressed with my lifting. (at minimum i’m getting a confidence boost and i might be able to sucker him in to video tape my shit…) hee hee…we shall see.

cold still gots me weak…


squats: 15 x bar; 10 x 115lbs, 10 x115, 12 x95, 12x95, 12 x bar front squat. <–will try some real front squats. really concentrated on form. i think that i’m completely successful at this weight. 135 and up is pushing it.

DLs from floor, 4 sets 12 x 95. was experimenting with stance, mostly RDL style. was targeting ass/legs.

single leg DLs 3 sets: 25 DBs in each hand

4 sets of good mornings, feet on plate, 60 (pre-set BB thing) i like this more for good stretch and also hams…

did some cable leg stuff (ab/ad-ducter, and reverse) 3 sets of 3 exercise for each leg using 30 lbs

3 sets 85 lbs single leg “push-downs” (using assisted dip/pull machine)

wrapped up with non-weighted Bulgarian split squats, single DLs, single leg glute bridge (laying on floor, one leg on bench) did a bit of stretching, some foam rolling when i got home.

what do you all think of some minor (no more than 10 min) of slow cross-trainer or elliptical to work out lactic acid build up after a leg workout? someone suggested it.

i used to do hardcore cardio after legs…dumb. so i don’t anymore. i realize that my workouts are prolly boring at this point cause i’m not doing a specific strength based program. hopefully some of you are entertained enough to follow along until i start posting some gains! or at least until i get the video up for some entertainment.

[quote]talenaah wrote:
until i get the video up for some entertainment.[/quote]

imma start sending u berating txts until this happens.

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
talenaah wrote:
until i get the video up for some entertainment.

imma start sending u berating txts until this happens. [/quote]

that’s nothing new…shoot.

u could at least answer the question i posed. is doing a little movement as suggested beneficial to the legs?

it seems that lactic acid build up is more of an issue with VERY high reps, (and thus low weight) i’ve done lactic acid training…so i’m not certain that doing some cross-trainer crap after doing a helluva leg wrkout is all that great.

when posed with a “to move, or not to move?” scenario I would usually pick “move,” however, when the lactic acid gets that bad, for me, I do extreme stretching pwo.

chest- 2 db’s near your 3rm. lay on a flat bench and hold the dbs, neutral grip, at the bottom of a press, for 2 minutes. no resting the dbs on your shoulders, thats cheating. shaking hands, numbness, and a burning sensation in your hands that crawls into your forearms is normal here. everything feels better as soon as you drop the dbs. dont forget to arch your back and tuck your feet.

shoulders/lats- depending on your grip, you may do this with a 45lb plate around your waist, like some use for dips. grab onto the pullup bar. hang till failure or 2 min, which ever comes first. if fail comes first, hop back on until your time totals 2 min.

(I use the smith for my legs. you may find another appropriate apparatus)

quads- set the bar at about waist level, scoot under, and sit on your heels. lean back, holding onto the bar so you can keep your chest up and your spine pretty. guess how long you hold for.

hams- bar still at waist height, lift one leg up and rest your ankle on the bar. chest up, pretty spine, lean forward until you feel a stretch that might kill you. hold.

i’ll take this opportunity to note that this should NOT be ballistic stretching by any means. do NOT incorporate mini-bounces at the end or ROM with the idea of pushing your muscles into relaxing even more. I’ll add that this should be done ONLY pwo, and ONLY for the muscles you’ve targeted that day.

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