Doing Dumb Stuff as a College Kid

Training update: once again I thought I escaped soreness but suddenly my deep spinal erectors and deep core muscles are sore. Not a huge deal but no hamstring or hip soreness

Meant to comment on this, but it’s funny how the deadlift day hits differently than expected. For me, it was always my traps that came out sore, but not just the upper traps: it was like the “Kelso’s Shrug Book” diagram of traps.

But my commentary was always “Squat day kills the body, deadlift day kills the soul”. I walked like a toy solider after squat day, whereas I never had that kind of soreness after deadlift day. Instead, I just felt like I had the flu. Walked around with just a general malaise, like I had been hit by a truck. I couldn’t point to one particular muscle that was achy: it was just my spirit that was broken.

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That’s a good way to put it. For me it felt like those few days after a stomach bug where your insides just ache


DW W2D4

Time: 59 min

Strict press: 95x10x10 (4min rest)
Cable lateral raise: 17.5x3x10
Strict curl (yes an actual strict curl): 45x5x10
3x20 situps/RH

Notes:

  • Wasted sometime today and got out of the house. I went to a few liquor stores/grocery stores I’ve been wanting to go to just to look. I wound up finding my favorite stout I’ve ever had so that’s really exciting
  • I saw the coolest thing today
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And which one would this be?

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I had it at some random bar we went into and could never find. Apparently they released it with a different printing

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I always loved Founders Breakfast Stout. It was my very favorite.

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Hah! Those are incredible. I wish I liked Fallout 2 more to be able to really appreciate them.

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@BethB Ill have to try it!

@T3hPwnisher Anything with talking deathclaws gets bumped up a few notches for me haha


DW W3D1

Time: 80 mimures: (about 15 was the hip warmup)

Deadlift: 235x3x10

Shit ton of hip warmup. Left hip was not rotating today. Probably because I was extremely yesterday

Squat (3 min rest): 175x10x10
BB BSS: 75x10
KB BSS: 45x2x10
3 rounds of 20 superman’s/situps

Notes:

  • Yeah @T3hPwnisher from set 7 of squats and through the rest of the work out, the rests were just me asking what the fuck is this
  • Rest between sets was consistent. Rest between exercises was longer. It got hard post squats
  • I got about 10 reps on barbell BSS before I hit the bottom and couldn’t move so I switched to a safer bail and lower load
  • Went to my first MTG night. It was a $5 draft so you paid $5 and built a deck you play with for the night out of the packs you pass around. It was a lot of fun and you kept the deck. Probably helps it was TMNT night
  • Also picked up an expansion for my nephew’s favorite board game I own (it’s for me not him)

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I love everything about that picture.

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THAT is Deep Water dude! Now you see…and NOW you understand how awful week 5 is going to be…and THEN you gotta figure out how to do this with MORE weight in FEWER sets on intermediate. This is that “oh sh*t” moment, haha.

Also, I love this thought

Having turned 40, I always feel extremely yesterday

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Hahaha that’s the post deep water typing!

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@BrandonCrawford is your current plan to do the deep waters and then mass made simple (post juggeryoke)? Because if so, I’m down to follow that too!

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Sort of! My plan is to do DW Beginner/Intermediate after Juggeryoke. Then I have a strongman comp in October, so I’m gonna do a Brian Aslruhe program to prep for that, probably his masters program since I already have it. After that comp is when I plan on doing Mass Made Simple and Super Squats back to back as a 12 week block.

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Whenever you start the mass made simple and super squats block, I’ll join you on that journey!

I’ve always wanted to do mass made simple and a full run of super squats

Honestly, I could plug 531 BtM and BBB in the gap of deep water and MMS/SS to complete @T3hPwnisher s mass gaining cycle

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We’re on the same wavelength because BtM/BBB is what I was thinking for AFTER that next run of Super Squats! lol

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I feel like I’m watching “Oceans 11” if the whole team was on bath salts.

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@BrandonCrawford Awesome!


Deepwater W3D2

Time: 55 min

Bench: 185x10,10,9 (2 min rest)
CGBP: 155x8,8,9 (2 min rest)
Incline bench: 135x8,7,7 (2 min rest)
Dips to failure: Bwx7, red bandx8,8 (1 min rest)
Pushups to failure: 5,7, 1 negative (1 min rest)
3 rounds 1min plank/20 situps

Notes:

  • @T3hPwnisher This is fully in response to my annoyance with my schedule over the summer and next semester. No time for traveling for comps (those 2 strongman comps and 1 rugby comp are off the table now) so my pivot was to just say fuck it and do a long “gaining” block. Partially because I’ve wanted to run all these since high school and it’d be a good send off to college. Plus, not needing much equipment is a huge bonus (no travel time). To fully lay my cards on the table, it’s also to prove I can do it and because I love the feeling that comes with these challenges
  • After the squat day, when I think about having to stand up I feel like this:

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This is a wonderful time for a challenge, and college is the absolute best time to do stuff like this. No real obligations out there, lots of capability to recover. I at least have the fortune of running Super Squats in college, but I so wish I had known about all these training programs much earlier in my life. I would have made the most out of that dinning hall, haha.

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Saving this here

Putting this here too bc its more squat specific

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DW W3D3

Pull-ups: 15 (2 min rest), 11+2 (2 min rest), 6+5 (3 min rest), 7+4
Incline row (2 min rest): 180x7 (miss load), 160x9,9,8
Clean pull: 175x3x10
3 rounds of 20 RH/leg raise holding block between knees

Notes:

  • the core work felt great on my hips and low back
  • Pretty sure this soreness is raising my heart rate
  • Wanted to note this. I haven’t gone full keto like Deepwater prescribes but I have dropped my carbs a lot. At most I have one meal with carbs every 2 days. Pretty decent balance
  • this beats seal rows

Incline bench rows

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Pretty sure this soreness is raising my heart rate

Hah! More that they’re both symptoms of the same thing. Jon sells this as a feature rather than a bug: you’re in a constant state of recovery, and you’re always feeding the body protein so it’s always growing from it. But yeah: you’re basically giving yourself the flu for 6-12 weeks.

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