Do Meatheads Dream of Iron Sheep?

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]kpsnap wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Actual evidence doesn’t always fly with women [/quote]
Hmm . . .

Strumpet has some good advice.[/quote]

I’ll stand by this statement in the context that he is dating a women. Although I’ll concede I could have used the term “with your significant other in matters like this” and that this statement could be made with respect to either gender. [/quote]

And by “babes” I should have said kpsnap, strumpet, and jack. Sorry, I’ll also try to rein in the sexism.


Just a word of warning to our beast in the wolf shirt. Jack is only here to check out your cankles. Going forward, I advise filming from the knee up, or wearing sweatpants. I’ve found tube socks are also pretty effective in keeping the weirdos off your log.

So much lady-love on this thread. Where can I order one of those Wolf t-shirts?

[quote]EyeDentist wrote:
So much lady-love on this thread. Where can I order one of those Wolf t-shirts?[/quote]
It’s the log that’s needed in your case. Not the t-shirt.

[quote]EyeDentist wrote:
So much lady-love on this thread. Where can I order one of those Wolf t-shirts?[/quote]

I bought mine used, and I encourage you to do the same. As soon as you drive a wolf shirt off the lot its value drops like a rock.

I got mine at the Salvation Army, but with county fair season in full swing you could probably wheel-and-deal yourself into one helluva nice wolf shirt if you find a carnie who wants to play ball.

Thanks everyone for all of the support and unrelenting pressure to meet my fat loss goals.

Monday 10/6/14

BW 293

Another rushed workout, with only 30 min to get my work in.

Squat

135x5
225x5
275x5
315x5
365x5
405x4

Bench press

135x12
205x10
225x4

Krock Row

110x10
110x10

Back to nailing my diet. Need a good bench workout.

Intake for Monday, 10/6/14

Calories: 2,675
Protein: 255
Carbs: 268
Fat: 63
Sodium: 2,288
Sugar: 145

Intake for Tuesday, 10/7/14

Calories: 2,768
Protein: 275
Carbs: 245
Fat: 78
Sodium: 2,426
Sugar: 149

Wednesday 10/8/14

BW 292

Deadlift

135x5
225x5
315x5
405x5
475x5
545x1

Press

115x5
145x5
170x5
170x5
170x3
135x10

BB Curl

75x10
75x10
75x10

Standing calf raise

580x12
580x12

DB Bench press

35x12
75x12
85x10
95x8

15 min sauna
10 min hot tub

Intake for Wednesday, 10/8/14

Calories: 2,693
Protein: 241
Carbs: 249
Fat: 79
Sodium: 2,345
Sugar: 119

Intake for Thursday, 10/9/14

Calories: 3,292
Protein: 209
Carbs: 305
Fat: 64
Sodium: 2,513
Sugar: 154

Had six light beers. Wish I hadn’t.


^^ in your case former… :wink:

Your doing great work keep it up!

[quote]bulldog9899 wrote:
^^ in your case former… :wink:

Your doing great work keep it up![/quote]

Once a Hoosier, always a Hoosier. Growing up in a place like Morgan Township definitely leaves some permanent marks.

Thanks for for stopping by, bulldog9899!

Friday, 10/10/14.

BW 292

Squat

135x5
225x5
275x5
315x5
365x5

Bench press

135x5
205x5
255x4
275x2
155x10
155x10

Lat PD supinated

200x6
200x8
200x8

I believe I will start 5/3/1 on Monday. I will probably write out my thought process on this later this weekend.

Sunday 10/12/14

Kettlebell workout, fifty pounder

12 minutes to do…

100 swings
10 goblet squats
10 clean + press per arm
5 snatches per arm

[quote]twojarslave wrote:
Had six light beers. Wish I hadn’t.
[/quote]

How’d Friday and Saturday go?

Keep up the great work man.

[quote]Serge A. Storms wrote:

[quote]twojarslave wrote:
Had six light beers. Wish I hadn’t.
[/quote]

How’d Friday and Saturday go?

Keep up the great work man.
[/quote]

Friday was good, Saturday was a cheat day. Back at it today. I will post intake summaries on Monday when I am back in front of a PC.

Weekend intake:

Friday 10/10/14

Calories: 2,958
Protein: 229
Carbs: 393
Fat: 56
Sodium: 2,529
Sugar: 107

Saturday 10/11/14

CHEAT DAY

Maybe 4500 calories total. Maybe more. Hell if I know.

Sunday 10/12/14

Calories: 3,134
Protein: 257
Carbs: 339
Fat: 80
Sodium: 2,099
Sugar: 126

I was going to write this up over the weekend, but never found the time. I want to capture my present thought process of making the switch to 5/3/1. This will give me something to refer to down the line to determine if I am a rational adult or in some kind of mania brought on by lack of beer. The delirium tremens have yet to set in, so hopefully I am thinking clearly.

Why 5/3/1?

  1. My routine now isn’t a routine. I just go in and try to lift with as much intensity as I can muster day-to-day. I don’t think I’ve ever been able to properly prioritize my upper body with this style of lifting, and my lift numbers support this. How many 565 pound deadlifters are out there who can barely bench 300?

  2. Since getting back on track with fat loss I am running out of steam after my first lift. 5/3/1 has only one main lift for the day, so I think I will be able to keep a good level of intensity as I continue to lift with fewer calories than I am accustomed to.

  3. Time constraints I will be dealing with over the winter will make a fullbody workouts more and more rushed and less and less effective. I believe I can be in and out in under 45 minutes most days with 5/3/1.

  4. I am quite strong by normal person standards, and decently strong by gym rat standards. I have no specific goal of serious competition, so any strength gains above and beyond what I already have could accurately be called “hobby strength”. I believe 5/3/1 will get me stronger at an acceptable rate once I go back to eating big, and I believe I can still eke out some strength gains on my long cut I have just started.

  5. I have a general feeling that continuing to lift in my present fashion will result in a major injury sooner or later. I believe working with sub-maximal weights will mitigate this risk.

  6. I would like to become familiar with another style of lifting. I love fullbody, but it behooves me to try something else, in this case an upper/lower split. I plan on being in this game for a long time and it is time to expand my toolbox a little bit.

  7. I like the idea of more bodybuilding movements with the assistance work.

That’s what I am thinking right now. Going with the original 5/3/1 and the assistance work outlined in the Triumvirate.

Monday 10/13/14

BW 294

First day of 5/3/1

5’s week

Squat - TM 420

135x5
225x5
270x5 set 1
315x5 set 2
355x7 set 3

Leg press

5 sets of 295x10

Supersetted with…

Romanian deadlift*

5 sets of 155x10

Kept assistance light, getting used to volume. Expecting jelly legs tomorrow. I was very pleased to be done with this workout 50 min from when I parked my car. This included dressing, warm ups, stretching and a few spots for fellow lifters. Mondays will be tight on time for the near future, so this is key for me.

  • Leg curls make my hamstrings pop, so I am using RDL for now.

15 min sauna
15 min hot tub.

And so it begins. One day it’s 5/3/1 + assistance work, and the next it’s banded Smith-machine Bulgarian split-squats on a Bosu ball. Welcome to the Dark Side, my friend.

[quote]EyeDentist wrote:
And so it begins. One day it’s 5/3/1 + assistance work, and the next it’s banded Smith-machine Bulgarian split-squats on a Bosu ball. Welcome to the Dark Side, my friend.[/quote]

And from there it is just a stone’s throw to a 6 day per week bodypart split and a life with no beer and healthy food every day.

Please God, if you are still down there in the gym basement, don’t let that happen to me. Amen.

I could actually see myself training like a bodybuilder a few years down the line. First I want to lose the fat (not to mention develop better nutritional habits and skills) work up to a 405 bench, a 315 strict press, a 650 deadlift and a 600 squat, all raw. I believe these are all achievable long-term goals for me.

Lots of work ahead.

Intake for Monday, 10/13/14

Calories: 2,733
Protein: 237
Carbs: 253
Fat: 91
Sodium: 2,537
Sugar: 108

Tuesday 10/14/14

BW 294

5’s week

Bench - TM 270

135x5
175x5 set 1
205x5 set 2
230x9 set 3

DB bench press

3 sets of 80x10

Kroc row

3 sets of 110x10 per hand

Farmers DB carries, 110 pounder per hand

Carried them as far as I could three times.