Do Meatheads Dream of Iron Sheep?

Monday 9/8/14

BW 289

Squat

135x5
225x5
275x5
Wrapped knees
315x5
365x5
405x3
455x1
475xFail

I probably had that, but my spotters sprung into action a little too fast for me to find out. None of us, myself included, are used to spotting a squat, so I am not upset about this at all.

Bench press

135x5
205x5
260x4

Gym cleared out, so I asked a guy who I knew was weak to spot me. I instructed him on what I needed from him, which is basically nothing unless the bar begins to go down. On 260x4 he ignored what I had just told him and must’ve grabbed and let go, grabbed and let go at least four times. Wondering what the fuck he was doing was very distracting.

“That is a lot of weight”, he said when I asked him why he didn’t follow my instructions. I assured him I knew what I was doing, and moved on to the next set.

260x1

HE FUCKING PUSHED THE BAR DOWN! I fired him as my spotter and resigned myself to no more heavy bencing today.

225x6
135x10

Lat PD, chin grip

230x8
230x8
230x6

This took nearly 90 min due to me giving my best effort at helping my latest noob while trying to get my work in as well. I like helping people, I really do, but I probably should have said “no” to this one. I won’t abandon him after agreeing to help, but I will do everything I can to get him lifting independently ASAP.

On the plus side, a jacked-as-fuck guy has switched to my gym. Spotted him on 315x3 today. Apparently my gym used to be muscle central for the area before the serious lifters gravitated to another gym. I hope the pendulum swings back. I do not enjoy being the strongest guy there. According to this meathead there is growing discontent over there due to muscular man drama, or something along those lines.

Give us your strong, your swole, your jacked masses yearning to lift freely…

Wednesday 9/10/14

BW 289

Deadlift

135x5
225x5
315x5
405x5
455x5
475x3

Press

115x5
135x10
155x6
185x2

DB Bench press

55x15
80x12

Had to keep it brief today. Did this in about 35 min.

Friday 9/12/14

BW 289

Squat

135x5
225x5
275x5
315x5
365x5
365x5
365x5

I have been wrapping my knees very loosely, per Wendler. I like the warmth but do not want to get more than a few pounds of boost. I should invest in a good sleeve and save the wraps for heavy singles.

Bench press

135x5
205x5
260x5
260x4
260x3
135x12

DB row

65x12
90x10
110x10

20 min sauna
10 min hot tub

Solid work in here.

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Solid work in here.[/quote]

X2

Damned impressive. If all noobs worked out like this we wouldn’t need the beginner’s forum, where Chris Colucci answers some version of “What program should I use?” about ten times a week.

[quote]ActivitiesGuy wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Solid work in here.[/quote]

X2

Damned impressive. If all noobs worked out like this we wouldn’t need the beginner’s forum, where Chris Colucci answers some version of “What program should I use?” about ten times a week.[/quote]

Thanks fellas. Now that I am in my 13th month of barbell training and sniffing at a 495 squat, I feel like I can hang up my noob hat and begin calling myself an intermediate lifter.

“What program should I use?” has actually been on my mind a lot lately. I have been winging it for a few months now to good effect, but I don’t see myself keeping this pace up much longer.

5/3/1 fullbody seems to be the leading contender for next step, although I may try to fit the full four days of lifting into my life and run the main program.

I like this dilemma. Summer is also winding down, which changes my day-to-day life quite a bit. A change is definitely in order.

If you are going to hang up your noob hat, you need to learn your PL milestones. 500 baby, 500. 495 is for suckers.

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
If you are going to hang up your noob hat, you need to learn your PL milestones. 500 baby, 500. 495 is for suckers. [/quote]

Well, I think I need to enter a powerlifting meet to call myself a powerlifter. And I will need some new gear before I do that, as I do not wish to make my splash on the Maine powerlifting scene by showing up in smelly vibram toe shoes and lifting beltless.

For now I am just a greasy gym rat who thinks in terms of plates. They look so nice loaded up on the bar. A pair of 2.5’s bookending 450 pounds of beautiful plates would be offensive to me, and I believe it would sap my mojo as well.

So yes. 315 bench, 495 squat and 585 deadlift. All so close. I need to drag a camerawoman back into the gym too.

315, 405, 500, 600. Get with the program. Seriously, 495 is a mere 5 pounds more than 490. 500 is a full 100 pounds more.

Seriously, though, you got some big lifts going on, so nice work in here. Keep it up.

Monday 9/15/14

Squat

135x5
225x10
275x10
315x8
365x4

Bench press

135x12
185x10
225x9

Rep PRs for both squat and bench, which is more indicative of my weakness in higher rep ranges than it is of a noteworthy workout achievement.

DB bench press

80x12

Did this while waiting for lat PD

Lat PD, wide pronated grip

240x8
240x6
240x6

Farmer’s carries, 110 lb DB per hand

Carried them as far as I could twice.

I was asked to join a local football team today by a gym regular. Apparently large, strong men are ideal for certain roles. I was flattered, as this is the first time in 15 years or so that I have been asked to join any kind of competitive sports team, but I had to decline. I know jack shit about football, other than it being a great way for a man like me to get seriously injured.

I will just keep lifting and hold out for someone to offer me a job as a strip club bouncer.

Wednesday 9/17/14

BW 290

Deadlift

135x5
225x5
315x5
405x5
475x5
505x1

My brain had this idea for a triple at 505, but my body had other ideas. Happy with 475x5.

Press

115x12
135x10
155x6
135x8

Front squat

135x8
135x10

Hard to put much heart into these after deads.

BB curl

Unlabeled barbell x 12
Unlabeled barbell x 12
Unlabeled barbell x 10

Standing Calf Raise

580x12
580x12

10 min sauna
10 min hot tub

You’re getting very close to a 2x bodyweight deadlift. Great progress!

Friday 9/19/14

Fast and light on a freezing September night.

Squat

135x10
225x10
275x10

DB Bench press

35x20
65x15
80x12
85x10

DB row

75x15
110x10

Monday 9/22/14

BW 290

Squat

135x5
225x5
275x5
315x5
365x5
405x5

My lower back has been a tad sore, so I cashed out after a rep PR at 405. Next week I want 3 sets of five at 405.

Bench Press

135x5
205x5
260x5
260x4
260x4
135x12
135x10

Lat PD, neutral grip

220x10
220x8
220x8

Weighted situp

5lbs x 10
5lbs x 10

I half assed these.

Farmer’s carries, 110 pound dumbbells.

Carried them as far as I could two times.

Wednesday 9/24/14

BW 290

Deadlift

135x5
225x5
315x5
405x5
495x3
545x1

545 was a breeze. Six plates can’t be too far off.

Press

115x5
155x5
180x3
165x5
165x5
135x9

And then I half assed some bicep curls and calf raises. I have been feeling beat up and tired lately. May be due for 4 or 5 days off from weights.

Long post incoming. TLDR version is I am getting fat again and should really do something about that.

Long version…

I took four full days off from lifting to “deload”. I “deloaded” by drinking WAY too much beer, going out to eat too much, eating miscellaneous crap including cake, some type of green mystery dessert, an entire bag of something called “Fudge and Caramel Sea Salted Drizzlecorn”. Yep, DRIZZLECORN!!! This is on top of a general slide in eating habits over the last month.

Strength is going to have to wait. I’m pretty fucking strong already, I need to lose fat. Time to attack.

What I have already done:

I had a discussion with my girlfriend about my very serious intentions to get back on a serious fat loss program. She claims to be on board, which is important because I am the principal cook of the household. We’ve already had one disagreement today on the preparation of vegetables - I like them steamed but she likes them covered in oil and then browned in a pan. These are the types of things she will probably needle me with as I get back into the process of fat loss.

I have basically told her that I am taking full responsibility for what I eat and I will be preparing every meal with fat loss and muscle preservation in mind. I don’t think she really understands what that means, but we’ll see how it all plays out. I told her that she can expect lots of simple, lean meat and lots of steamed frozen veggies for dinner. If she doesn’t want to have what I am making she will have to fend for herself. Just making sure my meals are in order will take enough effort, trying to keep her happy as well will not be likely.

I’ve done this before but she did not handle my lifestyle change very well at all. She complained about the lack of variety. She tried to talk me out of buying a food scale. She would take offense when I was not interested in eating what she wanted to eat or what she would prepare. My mindset at the time was also very annoying to her, as I was very, very focused on my diet and training and she did NOT like to hear about any of it. This all came to a head on the night before my last birthday in March, when she really tore into me about my attitude, my obsession with lifting and diet and how she thought I was being too overbearing with my approach.

What killed me was that I was coming off of my best week ever, execution-wise, before she laid into me. I was really riding high about my progress and she just let me have it and somehow made me feel terrible for doing so good because my obsession with it bothered her so much. It really took the air out of my tires and I have not found that “lighting in a bottle” feeling about fat loss since then.

Action offends the inactive, even if we still love the inactive people in our lives.

What I am going to do.

I am going to do what works for fat loss and muscle preservation and manage the relationship consequences as best as I can. She is going to have to learn to live with my change. I will do my best to not irritate her during this process.

The lifting plan.

Keep my lifting program more or less as-is. Monday will be Squat, Bench Press with Lat pulldown, ab work and loaded carries as assistance. Wednesday will be deadlift and press with curls and calf work as assistance. Friday will be squat with DB bench press and Kroc Rows as assistance. I may do extra on some days, but those are my main movements. Modifications may be made and I am working on incorporating some 5/3/1 principles. I was actually planning on adopting 5/3/1 this week, but an honest look in the mirror tells me that I need to focus on everything outside of the weight room for now.

Kettlebell work as I feel up to it, but I am not setting a stake in the ground with that. Lifting and diet are the priorities. Anything on top of that like KB work, swimming, hiking, etc is great but not part of my plan, per se.

The cooking plan.

Fortunately, this fat man is a pretty good cook and I have the basics of food prep and planning down fairly well.

Lots of meat and frozen veggies for staples. I can do good things with a cast iron pan and some meat. Fish, steak, chicken, pork, it all cooks up good on a hot slab of cast iron with some basic seasoning if you know what you are doing. I’m also pretty good with the grill, but it is getting cold outside. Limit carbs except when when lifting. My staples will be greek yogurt, whole fruit, nuts, meat, vegetables, stews and protein shakes as needed to hit numbers and for PWO nutrition. Some rice and sweet potatoes too, plus baked potatoes here and there.

Stay away from artificial sweeteners. Stay away from processed food.

Portions will be weighed. All intake will be logged with myfitnesspal.

200+ grams protein per day and 2600 calories will be my targets for now. Fat and carbs can fall where they may for now if I hit those two numbers. I am a lot stronger than my last period of fat loss consistency, so I may need to up the calories for a bit. I’ll know after a few weeks, I suppose.

The consistency and accountability plan

I am going to begin posting my daily intake summaries here, in addition to lifting numbers and scale weight. I will make this a habit, even on days where I cheat.

In the near future I will post a thread asking the T-Nation brain trust to critique my diet. For now I am focusing on “good”. “Better” will be a priority once habit is achieved.

The beer plan.

I got a prescription for hydroxizine, which basically works by making me relaxed and putting me to sleep if I feel like I really need a beer. Otherwise I just need to stay away from beer 5 days out of 6. And the beer I do drink will be included on my logged food intake. Hydroxizine is a last resort, as it is the only prescription medication I currently have, but it is nice to have that safety net of just knocking myself out on a day where I’d normally decide to go get a sixer.

Thanks to everyone who follows along and chimes in. Having supportive and positive people taking an interest in my journey is really, really great. I appreciate it so much.

That’s it. Time to get it done. Advice and feedback is, as always, most welcome.

[quote]twojarslave wrote:
I’ve done this before but she did not handle my lifestyle change very well at all. She complained about the lack of variety. She tried to talk me out of buying a food scale. She would take offense when I was not interested in eating what she wanted to eat or what she would prepare. My mindset at the time was also very annoying to her, as I was very, very focused on my diet and training and she did NOT like to hear about any of it. This all came to a head on the night before my last birthday in March, when she really tore into me about my attitude, my obsession with lifting and diet and how she thought I was being too overbearing with my approach.
[/quote]

Fat loss is a war in which you have very few allies; most of the rest of the world are your enemies, even people who care about you. That’s just a fact. Do what you have to do. Don’t take any prisoners. Don’t make any apologies. Announce your plans. Stick to them. Demonstrate your resolve. Win the war, whatever it takes.

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]twojarslave wrote:
I’ve done this before but she did not handle my lifestyle change very well at all. She complained about the lack of variety. She tried to talk me out of buying a food scale. She would take offense when I was not interested in eating what she wanted to eat or what she would prepare. My mindset at the time was also very annoying to her, as I was very, very focused on my diet and training and she did NOT like to hear about any of it. This all came to a head on the night before my last birthday in March, when she really tore into me about my attitude, my obsession with lifting and diet and how she thought I was being too overbearing with my approach.
[/quote]

Fat loss is a war in which you have very few allies; most of the rest of the world are your enemies, even people who care about you. That’s just a fact. Do what you have to do. Don’t take any prisoners. Don’t make any apologies. Announce your plans. Stick to them. Demonstrate your resolve. Win the war, whatever it takes.

[/quote]

This is going to be my general mindset. It is going to cause problems, but I will just try to manage it as well as I can. If she wants to make the things I do for me out to be somehow about her, well, that’s her problem, not mine. If she wants to have her food prepared some way other than what I am doing, that’s her problem, not mine.

As callous as it sounds, I am completely ready to disappoint her, annoy her and stir up whatever my actions stir up in the relationship. I’m not going to go out of my way to make waves, but I have to worry about my own goals over her comfort and convenience right now.

I think the log here will help, since I can dump all of my crazy thoughts on diet and lifting here without making her uncomfortable or irritated. It is a good outlet for me to talk about all of the things that she does not want to hear about.

I was not logging last March and I dumped a lot of those thoughts on her, which is part of why she lashed out at me for doing something positive. She just doesn’t like hearing about me killing it on diet or killing it in the weight room. Not one bit.

So yes, take no prisoners, indeed.

Monday 9/29/2014

BW 295

Jesus. Got 5 lbs fatter and/or more water weight in a week. Fucking fair food, beer, DRIZZLECORN. Fuck.

Squat

135x5
225x5
275x5
315x5
365x5
405x3

DB Bench press

35x15
65x12
80x12
90x10

Supersetting fuckery meant a wait for oly bench that I did not care to undertake, so DBs today. I will say something if they take all that equipment up again next week. Normally it is not an issue at my gym.

Lat PD

230x8
230x8
230x8

Ab wheel rollout

BW x enough to realize that these are very difficult for a man my size. Did not count.

DB farmer’s carries, 110 pounders in each hand.

Carried them as far as I could twice.

10 min sauna
10 min hot tub