Do Meatheads Dream of Iron Sheep?

[quote]ActivitiesGuy wrote:

[quote]albron wrote:
I’ve been adding KB swings to the end of my workouts. I have an interval timer and swing for 20 seconds, rest for 30 seconds, and repeat 8x. I’ve been reducing the rest period by five seconds each sessions. I started with 45 second rest.[/quote]

This, also, looks like a cool idea. Once you reach 1:1 rest-to-work ratio, then I guess you’ll start adding sets? Or will you just keep going until you’re full-on Tabata (20 seconds work, 10 seconds rest)?[/quote]

The plan is to go full-on Tabata. My conditioning was too poor to try Tabata right away. I’ve done Tabata many moons ago and I know its no walk in the park no matter how well conditioned.

Adding more sets sounds good but I try to limit my time lifting so I’ll go for Tabata.

I’m a fan of the KB swings as well, and use them as part of my core-conditioning program. I alternate them with hanging knee raises; will do 30-s KB swings (=17 for me–long levers), rest 30-s, 30-s knee raises (=25 for me), 30-s rest, etc. Will do this for 30 min. I think of it as moderate-intensity interval training (?MIIT?). I do this once every 3-4 days.


I’m following along…

[quote]EyeDentist wrote:
I’m a fan of the KB swings as well, and use them as part of my core-conditioning program. I alternate them with hanging knee raises; will do 30-s KB swings (=17 for me–long levers), rest 30-s, 30-s knee raises (=25 for me), 30-s rest, etc. Will do this for 30 min. I think of it as moderate-intensity interval training (?MIIT?). I do this once every 3-4 days.[/quote]

On behalf of all humankind, I would like to welcome you to planet Earth and my personal exercise log, EyeDentist. Our species has been awaiting your visit, hungry for the knowledge we need to traverse the cosmos with six pack abs and a shredded chest.

[quote]bulldog9899 wrote:
I’m following along…[/quote]

I am very pleased with how this page of my log is shaping up. I started with a 525 deadlift and now The Bulldog and some guy from another planet have stopped in.

Glad to have everyone here!

[quote]twojarslave wrote:

[quote]EyeDentist wrote:
I’m a fan of the KB swings as well, and use them as part of my core-conditioning program. I alternate them with hanging knee raises; will do 30-s KB swings (=17 for me–long levers), rest 30-s, 30-s knee raises (=25 for me), 30-s rest, etc. Will do this for 30 min. I think of it as moderate-intensity interval training (?MIIT?). I do this once every 3-4 days.[/quote]

On behalf of all humankind, I would like to welcome you to planet Earth and my personal exercise log, EyeDentist. Our species has been awaiting your visit, hungry for the knowledge we need to traverse the cosmos with six pack abs and a shredded chest.[/quote]

Thank you for the warm welcome, and allow me to extend the Hand of Friendship from my people of the planet Shake Weight. (Please be careful with the Hand, as your viselike DL grip could easily crush it.) Your planet is nice and all, but what’s up with the gravity? All the weights are way too heavy here.

Friday 8/1/14

BW 289

I was not 100% today, so I kept things light and brief.

Front squats

135x5
205x5
225x5
225x3
225x3

Dumbbell bench press

45x12
70x10
85x8

Power clean

135x8
135x8
135x7

Saturday 8/2/14

KB swings, 50 pounder

100 swings in five sets, took about 7 minutes.

Off to a massage on my day off. This will conclude my actity for the rest of the day. A glorious, lazy Saturday with no commitments is in front of me.

Sunday 8/3/14

KB workout, 50 pounder

In about 10 minutes I did…

100 swings
10 goblet squats
15 presses per hand
5 snatches per hand
10 or so one arm swings with each hand

Forgot to so some rows and I should probably throw some pushups in as well.

Monday 8/4/14

BW 289

Squat

135x5
225x5
275x5
Wrapped knees
335x5
385x5
385x5
385x3

Rep 5 of set 1 at 385 was an abomination. Focus.

Bench Press

135x5
205x5
255x5
255x5
255x5

Crushed it. 260 next week.

Lat PD

220x8
220x8
220x8

230 next week. I dont know why I ignored progression with these for so long.

Supersetted with…

Weighted situp, 5 lb behind the head.

15
15

Farmers carries, 100 lb dumbbell each hand

Carried them as far as I could twice.

10 min sauna
10 min hot tub

I am pleased to confirm that my kettlebellery is not impacting my lifting. Clearing that doubt from my head will help me increase the intensity and volume of my KB sessions. Onward and upward.

Wednesday 8/6/14

BW 289

Deadlift

135x5
225x5
315x5
405x5
495x1
495xFail
495x1
495x1

Military Press

115x5
155x5
180x5
180x4
180x3
180x2

EZ Bar curl

75x10
75x10
75x10

Supersetted with…

Seated calf raise

135x12
135x12

20 min sauna
10 min hot tub

Friday 8/8/14

BW 288

Squat

135x5
225x5
275x5
Wrapped knees
345x5
405x3
455x1 30 lb PR

455 went up fairly easy. Now I can look forward to 495 haunting my dreams.

DB bench press

45x12
70x12
85x10
100x6

Bent over BB row

135x12
185x8
205x6

Skipped sauna and hot tub to shoot home and do…

KB swings, 50 pounder

100 swings
10 one arm swings per arm
10 presses per arm

I bought 5/3/1 last night, giving it a read over the weekend.

Sunday 8/10/14

Kettlebell workout, 50 pounder

100 swings
10 presses per arm
10 goblet squats
10 rows per arm
10 side bends per arm
10 pushups

Forgot to time it, but probably 12 minutes.

Monday 8/11/14

BW 288

I only got about two hours of sleep last night, was not feeling too hot but I found my groove okay I guess.

Squat

135x5
225x5
275x5
Wrapped knees
315x5
365x5
405x4

Bench press

135x5
205x5
260x4
260x3
285xfail mental mistake
285x1 5 lb PR

It has been a while since I did a heavy single. It went up easy the second time. Definitely good for 300. 315 will be mine soon.

Lat PD

240x6
240x6
240x5

Supersetted with…

Weighted crunch machine gadget

Full stack x20
Full stack x20

Dumbbell farmers carries, 100 pound per hand

Carried them as far as I could twice.

20 min sauna
10 min hot tub

Read most of 5/3/1 and it is making a lot of sense to me.

Tuesday 8/12/14

Kettlebell workout, 50 pounder

100 swings in 3 sets of 50, 25, 25
10 goblet squats
10 rows per arm
10 one hand swings per arm
10 presses per arm

About 12 minutes. Need to buy a stopwatch.

Wednesday 8/13/14

BW 288

Deadlift

135x5
225x5
315x5
405x3
495x1
565xFail

495 felt crazy light, so I decided to go for it. I broke the floor but stalled just above my knees. Too fried to pull anymore after that. I should have probably stuck to my plan of heavy singles, but fuck it. I had to go for it and I have a failed but instructive pull under my belt.

Soon…

Military Press

115x5
155x5
180x4
180x2
200x1 PR
135x8

I felt like getting a PR, so I took it. I have never done a heavy single on the press, so it was a gimme.

Barbell curl

77x10
77x10
77x8

Supersetted with…

Standing calf raise

Full stack x12
Full stack x12

10 min hot tub .

Sauna closed. Bastards.

3 workouts in a row with PRs, which is nice. Putting my dick back in my pants for a while and getting back to real work.

No beer so far this week.

Friday 8/15/14

BW 287

An intern at my work who plays collegiate rugby approached me for some strength advice yesterday. One of the laborers saw my 455 squat last Friday and word has been apparently circulating around work. I did not have too much to offer him, other than to listen to his coaching staff, be consistent in and out of the gym, plus offer an invitation to come lift with me until he goes back to school.

He seemed excited and whaddaya know, he was ready to lift after work and we hit it. He definitely has alot of potential to get stronger. He already knew how to lift quite well and was not totally weak. He just needs to eat for strength and get consistent.

This is all strange to me. College atheletes have come to me before…

…for a bag of weed. I much prefer peddling fitness knowledge. Feels good.

Squat

135x5
185x5
225x5
275x5
Wrapped knees
315x5
365x5
405x4
405x2

Bench press

135x5
205x5
260x4
260x3
260x3

Power clean

135x5

Just enough to demonstrate my incompetence on this lift

Bent over barbell row

135x12
185x10
205x8

Farmers carries, 100 lb dumbbells each hand

Carried them as far as I could twice.

Skipped hot tub and sauna to shoot home and do…

KB swings, fifty pounder.

150 in 6 sets over 15 minutes. Neighbor curiosity slowed me down a bit.

Really nice of you to help the intern with his lifting. Until you try cleans you don’t realize how much strength and flexibility the exercise requires. Mine look like an ugly upright row.

[quote]NHLFTR wrote:
Really nice of you to help the intern with his lifting. Until you try cleans you don’t realize how much strength and flexibility the exercise requires. Mine look like an ugly upright row. [/quote]

That is exactly how I described mine tonight. Ugly upright row. The power clean is a lift I should really make the effort to learn. So far I am just muscling the bar up in the crudest fashion possible.

I let the kid borrow my copy of Starting Strength, and he has already decided to run that for a bit. Smart kid. Engineering student. He will do well if he applies himself.

[quote]twojarslave wrote:

[quote]NHLFTR wrote:
Really nice of you to help the intern with his lifting. Until you try cleans you don’t realize how much strength and flexibility the exercise requires. Mine look like an ugly upright row. [/quote]

That is exactly how I described mine tonight. Ugly upright row. The power clean is a lift I should really make the effort to learn. So far I am just muscling the bar up in the crudest fashion possible.

I let the kid borrow my copy of Starting Strength, and he has already decided to run that for a bit. Smart kid. Engineering student. He will do well if he applies himself.[/quote]
Wish I’d had someone give me starting strength when I was in my early 20’s. Would have saved me 15 years of floundering.