[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Similar to the brazilians
[quote]montez wrote:
wow tribunal dude you seem to know your shit.
what are the strengths and weaknesses of Mexicans. how should Mexicans train?[/quote]
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LOLOLOL dying here (as I’m Mexican-American). I think most mexicans weaknesses are drugs (cocaine, meth, weed), alcohol, to much hydrogenated lard, tortillas, gang bangin’ and to much pan dulce. Work to hard and barely own shit
Strengths…naturally very agile (great climbers, swimmers etc) can withstand tough work conditions (e.g. crossing deserts for days with 30 lbs of marijuana) very family orientated, can be happy with not much, Most know how to fix lots of shit (even if they suck at some it) Know how to throw insane parties, Can drink with the best of them, Great businessmen (e.g. narco traficantes, mafia cartel bosses) Good at futbol, Provide A+ Entertainment (dog fighting, cock fighting, fights @ quincieras and other drunken brawls)
[quote]heavysession wrote:
i just wanna know what waylander eats[/quote]
300g whey pro + 5 pounds steak + eggs + babies. I don’t think I missed anything there, did I?[/quote]
Nope you got it all Most people forget the babies, but that part is crucial! haha[/quote]
Wasn’t there like 15 Tbs of olive oil at 1 point, or is that just for washing down the babies?[/quote]
haha, I put that in a smoothie during that one week that I worked 117 hours in an attempt to not lose any weight. Once was enough to last a life time though, 15 tbsps is a tad much lol
Not at all.
Here, you follow the “chupacabra protocol”, part of the “Yo soy - Musculoso” program described in detail on http://www.tortilla-nation.com/chupacabraprotocol.asp, and flavor your anaconda mix with tequila (cuervo is the most anabolic)
As you lower the weight towards your SRP you chant “Andale Andale Andale…” and then you explosively force the concentric up with “ARRRIIIIBBBBAAAAAA”
The protocol culminates in a 3 hour siesta before your last meal of the day.
[quote]montez wrote:
synthol is our only hope? [/quote]
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Not at all.
Here, you follow the “chupacabra protocol”, part of the “Yo soy - Musculoso” program described in detail on http://www.tortilla-nation.com/chupacabraprotocol.asp, and flavor your anaconda mix with tequila (cuervo is the most anabolic)
As you lower the weight towards your SRP you chant “Andale Andale Andale…” and then you explosively force the concentric up with “ARRRIIIIBBBBAAAAAA”
The protocol culminates in a 3 hour siesta before your last meal of the day.
[quote]montez wrote:
synthol is our only hope? [/quote]
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[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
read my posts. If I have a black kid, a white kid, an asian kid and an indian kid training with me rest assured they won’t be doing the exact same thing.
The reason you see these “gaps” between races and ethnicities in gyms the world over is that people just don’t recognize the effect of race and ethnicity.
If it makes you feel better, thats ALSO the reason we have asian and indian kids dominating the scene in professional courses with the rest often barely able to keep up with whats happening. Different strengths, dioferent weaknesses, need to be addressed.
So much the same way, if I am tutoring a black, a white, an asian and an indian kid in advanced math, they STILL won’t be doing the same thing. Thats a recipe for failure.
Profiling? Dude, your discussion with PX on the thread that opened the doors to t-cell Alpha for you tells me all i need to know about your mindset. Your race/ethnicity gives me information on yourb genetic strengths/weaknesses. Why is this so difficult to understand?
tribunaldude is a great magician.
And a fucking dwemer worshipper.
He’s practically always beating me to speaking my mind. That’s cool with me and allows me to keep up my nice guy charade.
Besides, it’s “pahlewan”, if you’re using strict Farsi (not dari or some other variant).
Hey, tribunal, how should I train?
I’m a patchwork entity comprising german, farsi, italian, greek, russian and ffb traits. Apart from that, I’ve taken to british, polish and turkish cultural make-ups.
My inbred urge for german efficiency is always going toe-to-toe with my mediterranean laissez-faire attitude, though. What gives?
edit: there’s also some french guy shit in me.
@OP
As far as it concerns excess fat, you don’t have moobs, methinks. Do your pecs ‘sag’ if you bend over? Do they jiggle? Can’t comment on gyno, though. ProX could be helpful in that regard.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Fatty, are you cutting? Sorry if I haven’t been keeping up on your progress postings.
Back looks awesome!
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Just recomping, my fellow height-impaired one. Actually, I put on about 2lbs of bodyfat over christmas, but at least about 5-6lbs of muscle over the past 6 weeks, most of it in my back and delt areas.
It’s really astonishing: do the right exercises, eat the right food and you’ll grow. Who’da thunk it?
And I’m not even using the latest greatest in terms of supplements. Now, that I’ve got my bases covered, though, I’ll try to improve on that one.
My bodyfat distribution is kinda peculiar: I tend to store much less fat in my back compared to what’s in my pecs and lower belly.
I really dig that masculine chin of yours. Oh, my: did that sound ghey?
And where’s that fucking dwemer worshipper when you need him?
Unasked, he dispenses with life’s wisdom, but directly ask him a question and he totally shuts his yap.
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Profiling? Dude, your discussion with PX on the thread that opened the doors to t-cell Alpha for you tells me all i need to know about your mindset. Your race/ethnicity gives me information on yourb genetic strengths/weaknesses. Why is this so difficult to understand?
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And I KNOW who most of the regular people posting on this forum really are in real life (and certain other details that will shock some of you) because of my former line of work, because thats factored in my profiling.
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Wow, this threads getting interesting! What discussion was that? And what does that say about me?
Do you have a file of everyone here? Did you really used to be a priest?
PS - You forgot to put that creepy “mowhaa haa haa!!!” laughing to the end of your posts…
Superset this with 30 sessions of the Gillette Venus Razor and you’re good to go.
That will be 235 euros.
Sounds expensive? You could have gotten advice for free, you say…
I’m sorry. Thats like saying you’d rather walk to work daily for free since you live just 5 minutes from your place of work, rather than drive a brand new gas-guzzling FERRARI SPYDER several times around the block before finally parking it at your workplace.
The question is, ARE YOU STUPI…I mean HARDCORE ENOUGH TO PAY ME 235 EUROS FOR THE ADVICE I JUST GAVE YOU?
[quote]FattyFat wrote:
Hey, tribunal, how should I train?
I’m a patchwork entity comprising german, farsi, italian, greek, russian and ffb traits. Apart from that, I’ve taken to british, polish and turkish cultural make-ups.
@OP
So, do you have news concerning your chest? Have you checked with ProX?
Hey, TD, at last.
I thought you’d all forgotten about me.
I was seriously starting to be cross with you. But I thought better of it and munched down a few carbs to calm down, my FFB genes be damned.
It’s part of that persian genetic make-up I picked up along the way. I used to go by the nick ‘magic carpet’.
I’ve already had my back, delts and upper arms venused (after that photo had been taken, for realz), but I’ll definitely give that laughing yoga (fire!) regimen a try. So, you can’t have your usual fee, but maybe we can donkey-calf-raise one day to get even? Or have some Quark. I know for sure that way is pretty excited about that stuff (yeah, yeah, he wouldn’t admit it, but I’ve already profiled him…).
And where’s that fucking dwemer worshipper when you need him?
Unasked, he dispenses with life’s wisdom, but directly ask him a question and he totally shuts his yap.
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… or he tells you to shoot him an email if you want some BB advice, then goes all silent on ya when you ask for his email. hmmmm
[quote]FattyFat wrote:
I’ve already had my back, delts and upper arms venused (after that photo had been taken, for realz)[/quote]
Yes, that makes so much sense I’m about to pass out, right after this message.
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I’ll definitely give that laughing yoga (fire!) regimen a try. So, you can’t have your usual fee[/quote]
Well, my USUAL “fee” first requires the express consent and willing and enthusiastic participation of your significant other, and it doesn’t really involve YOU in any way, and … its too late for that now, so never mind.
If you can’t see it on my profile, I am not permited to hawk my email around here. To get my most recent email addy, PM DebraD.
[quote]Mr.Purple wrote:
[quote]FattyFat wrote:
And where’s that fucking dwemer worshipper when you need him?
Unasked, he dispenses with life’s wisdom, but directly ask him a question and he totally shuts his yap.
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… or he tells you to shoot him an email if you want some BB advice, then goes all silent on ya when you ask for his email. hmmmm[/quote]
Work to hard and barely own shit 
