Bulk, Cut, Or Just Slit My Throat?

Please advise?

Body For Life Cruise Cabana Boys 2006

Delete this thread.

Which one are you, the gay one?

slit–

O.J. slit!

i thought one of the village people was a black guy ?

The thing’s people will do in the name of fun. It all looks kind of gay to me.

Let’s do the job right and use a guillotine.

[quote]JFS wrote:
i thought one of the village people was a black guy ?[/quote]

he was 'til he heard he could win money doing BFL. That was when he had a deep tissue bleaching and changed his name to Kevin Machate.

Change your avatar.

Then slit your throat.

[quote]scottiscool wrote:
Which one are you, the gay one?[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHA!

WTF??

" OK, this is me:

Kevin, Kev, *&%^)head, whatever :wink:

This is my 3rd challenge in just over a year, and it’s going to be my most successful yet. I"m gong to be chosen as a 2006 Champion, I’m just not sure at tis point if it will be for my earlier challenge, or this one.

I’m 34, divorced, recently replanted in Texas with a new job, and things are going much better than they were when I did my last one. I have 3 dogs (All Boxers) that are my kids.

I’m currently 170lbs, 12.0% bf (according to the BFL website). I’m probably in better shape than at least 90% of the guys my age. I was never more fit thanI was in May of this year, and my goal this time is to build more muscle than I ever have had before.

In Sept or Oct 2007, I will be breaking the Guinness World Record for most Pull-Ups in an hour. I’ll keep you updated on that. I start training specifically for that on July 2007.

My pictures are up!

Feel free to emil me or PM me, or send me a message on YM, name there is kmachate.

My goal will be 750. I won’t be making the attempt until a year from now, so it may even go up from there."

I’ve posted some pictures but what I really wanna know is…

Is the bathroom decor in here too masculine for me?

If you really want to gain more muscle you’re in the right place. if you just want to show you’re pics and go on about BFL, you’re not. If the former, hell the later too, then I’d suggest getting off the BFL merry-go-round. “Bulking” for 8 weeks the “cutting” for 4 is for steroids. BFL is targeted for beginners, take any program or two and do the same thing and most beginners will make good gains.

You’ve done the BFL challenge 3 times in just over a year, well if you had taken a prram from here and bulit for 9 months and cut for 3. I bet you would have made far better gains. The challenge with BFL is to see how much $ they can extract from your wallet. If you don’t believe me just keep doing what you’re doin for the next 1-2 yrs and see how little progress you make. Apply yourself to programs you find here, build for 18 months then start cutting, I bet you’ll be happy with the results.

Oh boy I think he needs a shoe…I wonder if he has the power of the Phoenix on his side?

how many pull ups can you do in an hour now?

[quote]hockechamp14 wrote:
how many pull ups can you do in an hour now?[/quote]

He claims 400

I think you are a giant deuchebag and you live your life in a deuche bottle. That is all I have for now.

I’m going out on a limb here…

Does the neck and head match the body or is it just a photoshop. It looks really weird in the picture.

[quote]batbabe40 wrote:
hockechamp14 wrote:
how many pull ups can you do in an hour now?

He claims 400[/quote]

So, is this you, or someone you found and decided to spam the site with?

If the former, good job and have fun.

If the latter- Go get fisted by an orangutan on p.c.p.

[quote]batbabe40 wrote:
" OK, this is me:

Kevin, Kev, *&%^)head, whatever ;)[/quote]

going on first impressions here, I’ll call you *&%^head.

[quote]
This is my 3rd challenge in just over a year, and it’s going to be my most successful yet. I"m gong to be chosen as a 2006 Champion, I’m just not sure at tis point if it will be for my earlier challenge, or this one.[/quote]

Ok. Is this a title you bestow on yourself or is it a real contest against others? If the latter, what makes you so confident (as if I care)?

[quote]
I’m 34, divorced, recently replanted in Texas with a new job, and things are going much better than they were when I did my last one. I have 3 dogs (All Boxers) that are my kids.[/quote]

Does T-Nation strike you as a gay dating service? I’m not sure what this has to do with anything in this whole thread.

[quote]
I’m currently 170lbs, 12.0% bf (according to the BFL website). I’m probably in better shape than at least 90% of the guys my age.[/quote]

Good for you, welcome to the club (BFD)

You know, May has always been my favorite month. What’s that? You don’t care? Oh, now you know how we feel.

[quote]
In Sept or Oct 2007, I will be breaking the Guinness World Record for most Pull-Ups in an hour. I’ll keep you updated on that. I start training specifically for that on July 2007.[/quote]

That is a phenomenal aspiration. It seems to me though that it would take more than 2-3 months to specifically train for that.

Oh goody, goody gosh!

About what?

Yeah, you said that already.

[quote] but what I really wanna know is…

Is the bathroom decor in here too masculine for me?[/quote]

Is this a trick question? A pink bathroom is too masculine for you if you’re one of the “studs” in the cruise pic.

DB

P.S. HAARRRRRR!!!