Do I Have a Douche Bag Chest?

Come on guys tell me honestly, do I have a douche bag chest?

I do heaps of benching for my titceptz muscles but they still look like this.

Wow, wtf is that on your chest?

My breastceptz muscles dude.

You are ripped at 5 7, 160 lbs!

5 6" 145lbs – but thanks brah!

There are some things I’m glad I was around for.
-I saw “Star Wars” in 1977.
-I saw the Berlin Wall come down.
-Canada won gold in hockey yesterday.
-This thread.

mmmm. yea. im gonna haveta go with a thumbs down just for the canada hockey reference on the post above.

anything canadianism, over anything american muscle - thumbs way down.

[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:
My breastceptz muscles dude.[/quote]

you just had to pee in a bag about it ?

ROIDZ!

Brah, make sure you drink at least a gallon of water and vinegar a day!

Vinegar is good for my pec-teh-roidz muscles?

Do you spike your hair with jizz?!

Only other peoples jizz, never my own.

Douche bag hair…but the breaticuls look good