u know ur a lesbian when you can’t wear a low cut shirt without reaching down and pressing on ur tit just to watch it jiggle. and then you giggle.
Who’s “we”? When did you become a buckeye? We still have a shot at the rose but it’s gonna be a steep climb with the O. TP made 4 turnovers all by himself = not helpful.
i’ve been a buckeye fan since 8th grade. i even have an old NONhooded sweatshirt with glitter on it. bitch. 
what sucks is i rarely get to see games over here. when i work on saturdays we can stream them in on espn.com 360… but i only have satellite at home and no dice there.
dude… fuckin purdue. damn!
wtf r u doing online on the weekend anyways missy?? that’s rare.
[quote]dejavued wrote:
i’ve been a buckeye fan since 8th grade. i even have an old NONhooded sweatshirt with glitter on it. bitch.
what sucks is i rarely get to see games over here. when i work on saturdays we can stream them in on espn.com 360… but i only have satellite at home and no dice there.
dude… fuckin purdue. damn!
wtf r u doing online on the weekend anyways missy?? that’s rare. [/quote]
I have been tired as fuck today. I’m supposed to take the lady out to the club later but damn, I just want to lay on my couch and eat - and I’m not even smoking!
yet…
[quote]dejavued wrote:
u know ur a lesbian when you can’t wear a low cut shirt without reaching down and pressing on ur tit just to watch it jiggle. and then you giggle. [/quote]
I do that and I still prefer cock.
maybe i’m just greedy. oh well.
and finding out you are a buckeye fan was a lil bit of a mindfuck for me, as well. I coulda used a postit. or a memo.
[quote] rcfromdb wrote:
I have been tired as fuck today. I’m supposed to take the lady out to the club later but damn, I just want to lay on my couch and eat - and I’m not even smoking!
yet… [/quote]
lol oh you POOR POOR BABY! =+P
i completely feel ya. but sometime ya just gotta please ur other half.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
dejavued wrote:
u know ur a lesbian when you can’t wear a low cut shirt without reaching down and pressing on ur tit just to watch it jiggle. and then you giggle.
I do that and I still prefer cock.
maybe i’m just greedy. oh well. [/quote]
no maybe about it. greedy suits you.
[quote]
and finding out you are a buckeye fan was a lil bit of a mindfuck for me, as well. I coulda used a postit. or a memo. [/quote]
hmm. i’ve mentioned it before. lern2deja.
although if mindfuck is all i can get, i’ll take it. ;+)
it’s so fucking humid here. i feel like i live in the south. and i HATE it. i’m sweating balls just from pushing a couple toddlers around on a skateboard and picking pumpkins with a beer in hand. i cannot handle humidity. at all. cry.
Tits are fun. If I see a girl with jiggly boobs I always stare - just can’t seem to help myself. Perhaps it’s something to do with the fact we spend the first few months of our lives with one jammed in our mouths. Or maybe I’m just a dirty cow.
My preference is for the cock as well, but sometimes I think this is a shame. With my tongue I could have been the John Holmes of lesbian porn. Ah well.
[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
With my tongue I could have been the John Holmes of lesbian porn.[/quote]
hahaha awesome.
[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
With my tongue I could have been the John Holmes of lesbian porn. Ah well.[/quote]
ok we’re DEFINITELY gonna need to see a pic of that bad boy.
Ha.
I actually miss a lot – I’m totally blind to thoughts like “that girl is hot.”
[quote]dejavued wrote:
ok we’re DEFINITELY gonna need to see a pic of that bad boy. [/quote]
If you really, really want to see it, it appears several times in the vid my mate shot at Flamingoland (small English theme park) last weekend. Seems I am a tongue whore.
Sorry, it’s a Quicktime file so it’s large.
http://gallery.me.com/frasergrant#100094 (if you only get sound, no pic, just click on the download button above - don’t download, but the pic will appear). Main bit is at 5:50.
hahahahahah that music and you going down on the devil’s juice!! what does sooth mean??
Forsooth is an olde English word, used in Shakespeare a lot (Fraser who shot the vid is a bit of a theatre luvvie). Means “indeed.”
The devil’s jism is what I call mayonnaise because I fucking hate the stuff, but in this case it’s some disgusting cream-based strawberry cheesecake flavoured vodka shot. Looks like Pepto Bismol. Had to try it though.
[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
Forsooth is an olde English word, used in Shakespeare a lot (Fraser who shot the vid is a bit of a theatre luvvie). Means “indeed.” [/quote]
i see. interesting.
i HATE mayo too. with all my heart. ugh. it seems EVERYONE loves it though.
that shot actually sounds good. well the words strawberry cheesecake sound good at least. and i do love the vodka.
thanks for sharing. that IS a crazy tongue. we still need a full length stuck out pic though. preferably while ur deadlifting. lol
Here you go, specially for you (I just took it). My tongue’s a bit brown cos I’ve been drinking tea. And yes, I’m in a dressing gown (well it’s nearly bedtime, heh).
[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
Here you go, specially for you (I just took it). My tongue’s a bit brown cos I’ve been drinking tea. And yes, I’m in a dressing gown (well it’s nearly bedtime, heh).[/quote]
nice! you can just admit u’ve been licking ass. ;+)
damn ur right about that thing… it’s as long as a boat. amazing.
“dressing gown”!!! that makes me laugh really hard.
thanks for the pic!!! you never disappoint… that’s for sure. =+D
workout (A1):
backsquat: 95 x 6; 115 x 5; 125 x 5; 145 x 5; 160 x 10 (PR woot!)
backsquat: 100 x 10, 10, 10, 10, 10
rdl: 155 x 20, 20
i was feeling like shit this morning… but that’s no excuse not to squat. i feel worse now but i’m anticipating feeling like a million bucks by this afternoon. =+)
Here’s one solution.
[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
Here’s one solution.[/quote]
lol! i had chinese food and beer for lunch.
now i can chalk it up to dr’s orders. =+)
[quote]dejavued wrote:
workout (A1):
backsquat: 95 x 6; 115 x 5; 125 x 5; 145 x 5; 160 x 10 (PR woot!)
backsquat: 100 x 10, 10, 10, 10, 10
rdl: 155 x 20, 20
i was feeling like shit this morning… but that’s no excuse not to squat. i feel worse now but i’m anticipating feeling like a million bucks by this afternoon. =+)[/quote]
That is some good squattin’ and RDLin’. I did a humbler version of this workout last week and really liked it.