Join a gym…find one that’s 25 bucks a month, it’s not that hard. Man…I wish all of life’s problems were this simple…
[quote]etaco wrote:
Kill the bitch.
If you do it right, you’ll get away with it and get your weights back along with everything else. If you fuck it up, well they should have weights in the prison where you’ll be livin’. It’s a win-win situation here.[/quote]
That avatar is perfect for that post. Oh wait… Mike is that REALLY you?
Thanks for all the sympathy. What good is a brotherhood that can’t support its own when they they need it.
20 lb might have been a little more than a month. I was operating under the false impression that vodka was 90% protein, my mistake.
the town I live in is too small, no gym. I did however happen to cruise by the local discount store and see a hot chick with lots of hair and cutoffs unloading a semi of 50 pound dogfood bags by herself. nice ass and biceps. I promptly rediscovered my testicles and their original purpose. Imagine my surprise when I realized it was not as a footrest for the ex!
anyway, I am doing chinups, dips with a couple barstools and push ups til I puked then ab workouts at night.
Thanks again for all the help and I’ll just search the archives for more bodywieght exercises.
[quote]Tithonus81 wrote:
etaco wrote:
Kill the bitch.
If you do it right, you’ll get away with it and get your weights back along with everything else. If you fuck it up, well they should have weights in the prison where you’ll be livin’. It’s a win-win situation here.
That avatar is perfect for that post. Oh wait… Mike is that REALLY you?[/quote]
Hehe. That did occur to me. I’d like to add that I would also stomp on her testicles.
[quote]heron wrote:
anyway, I am doing chinups, dips with a couple barstools and push ups til I puked then ab workouts at night.
Thanks again for all the help and I’ll just search the archives for more bodywieght exercises.[/quote]
If you lower the chin-up bar, you can do inverse rows. That’s where you put your feet on the ground, grab the bar and pull. Also known as “fat bastards pull-ups”. But basically horizontal, like you’re doing an upside down bent over row.
For legs, there are single-legged squats (pistols) and single-legged deadlifts. Search T-Nation for exercise description.
Push-ups
Dips
Chin-ups
Inverse rows
SL Squats
SL Deads
There’s your full body workout. Good luck.
[quote]heron wrote:
I’m getting divorced and the soon to be ex won’t let me in to get my wieghts so I’ve been out for about a month and lost 20 lb. and coming out of the depression enough to start working out again. The problem is I don’t have any equipment but a chin up bar. Any suggestions?
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How about doing some chins???
[edit] never mind. Get back together with her, if not for you, for the weights.
DB
[quote]bullpup wrote:
To the OP,
In all honesty is sounds like she not only has your beloved weights but appears she has still retained a firm grasp of your testicles.
She’s only keeping them away from you because she knows you want them. It’s a game to her.
Sneak in the house, steal your testicles out of her purse, or wherever she has hidden them, and tell her to stick the weights up her ass…
Then go join a Gym, and find the best looking scantily clad spandex wearing hoochie you can.
Note: you need to grow a pair cause you are of the wrong gender to be trying to borrow mine.
Bullpup[/quote]
I hear she once killed a man in Reno.
Wait until she is home. Kick in the door and slap her in the face with a fish you have left out for at least a week, then throw her through an open window. When she gets mad, just equate the whole experience to every sexual episode you ever had together. Take your weights and leave.
[quote]Kailash wrote:
There’s your full body workout. Good luck.[/quote]
Thanks.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
heron wrote:
I’m getting divorced and the soon to be ex won’t let me in to get my wieghts so I’ve been out for about a month and lost 20 lb. and coming out of the depression enough to start working out again. The problem is I don’t have any equipment but a chin up bar. Any suggestions?
How about doing some chins???
[edit] never mind. Get back together with her, if not for you, for the weights.
DB
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or at least wait until they are old enough to understand it wasn’t their fault.
Get yourself a male escort when you go to the door and ask, it should be ok then…
We’re not trying to be assholes, but you still haven’t explained why you can’t get your weights.
well, if you arent dependent on your computer…sell it if you want weights at home, and/or sell anything else you have left. i have tons of stuff i could sell if i had too…
just a recommendation.
every now and then, the wife and i would go to the flea market, rent a table for $8 bucks, and sell shit we didnt need/use, for some extra grip…
but then again, i dont know your exact situation…
sorry about the divorce… that would suck…
[quote]Professor X wrote:
TurboSSR wrote:
Join a local gym.
Wait…it can’t be that simple. Let’s drag this out for four or five more pages and act like the YMCA doesn’t exist and that the only way people are getting huge is by lifting weights at home.[/quote]
HOLY SHIT…LOL, damn that was funny Professor.