[quote]analog_kid wrote:
apayne wrote:
I bet it’s tough to balance on a reach around with only one arm…
Oh believe me, I could go on for days about one arm jokes…
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I tried to think of a couple… but I’m stumped.
I can beat you all, but I don’t want to be judged. The relationship is currently ongoing. There is a 9 year age difference here but I am the older one. And that is not the weird twist to the story. I will just say we are totally happy with each other. However her parents are not happy… lol…
Fuck me! This girl I’m dating is not on the pill, we’ve slipped a few times & we sometimes use condoms, more no than yes, she’s had some weird periods as of late that she’s never had. Instead of every month, it’s been every two weeks four times in a row. The past 2 days she’s been eating ALOT more than normal!
So were both praying she gets it soon. I thing she’s on week 3 right now. I’m stressing though big time. 
Fuck me!
[quote]beaul wrote:
I can beat you all, but I don’t want to be judged. The relationship is currently ongoing. There is a 9 year age difference here but I am the older one. And that is not the weird twist to the story. I will just say we are totally happy with each other. However her parents are not happy… lol…[/quote]
How old does that make her, 12?
I don’t think people could possible judge due to the fact that no one knows your age, thus the only focal point of any possible debate.
The age part isn’t what will be judged. there are other factors. she is 18, I am 27.
Here’s one going the other way: my brother in law is 28 and was dating a (just turned) 18 y/o for awhile until she went away to school. She was totally into him too - he broke it off for her own good.
Anyone out there get into polyamorous relationships? That shit just seems so weird.
[quote]BRUCELEEWANNABE wrote:
Fuck me! This girl I’m dating is not on the pill, we’ve slipped a few times & we sometimes use condoms, more no than yes, she’s had some weird periods as of late that she’s never had. Instead of every month, it’s been every two weeks four times in a row. The past 2 days she’s been eating ALOT more than normal!
So were both praying she gets it soon. I thing she’s on week 3 right now. I’m stressing though big time.
Fuck me![/quote]
Of course there’s always abstinence. I haven’t done anything more than hug a girl in close to 3 years. I’m pretty happy.
[quote]Donut62 wrote:
For someone who is not from a family like that, it seemed very strange to me that your parents could control your life like that.[/quote]
you think thats severe you need to meet trust fund babies and their parents.
Talk about controlling
[quote]beaul wrote:
The age part isn’t what will be judged. there are other factors. she is 18, I am 27.[/quote]
Are you two related??
$10 bucks says its his sister!
[quote]BRUCELEEWANNABE wrote:
Fuck me! This girl I’m dating is not on the pill, we’ve slipped a few times & we sometimes use condoms, more no than yes, she’s had some weird periods as of late that she’s never had. Instead of every month, it’s been every two weeks four times in a row. The past 2 days she’s been eating ALOT more than normal!
So were both praying she gets it soon. I thing she’s on week 3 right now. I’m stressing though big time.
Fuck me![/quote]
BRUCELEEAPOPPAUWILLBE, Oh no!
D
[quote]Mr. Shoop wrote:
BRUCELEEWANNABE wrote:
Fuck me! This girl I’m dating is not on the pill, we’ve slipped a few times & we sometimes use condoms, more no than yes, she’s had some weird periods as of late that she’s never had. Instead of every month, it’s been every two weeks four times in a row. The past 2 days she’s been eating ALOT more than normal!
So were both praying she gets it soon. I thing she’s on week 3 right now. I’m stressing though big time.
Fuck me!
Of course there’s always abstinence. I haven’t done anything more than hug a girl in close to 3 years. I’m pretty happy.
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You are wired differently than I am.
[quote]Dedicated wrote:
BRUCELEEWANNABE wrote:
Fuck me! This girl I’m dating is not on the pill, we’ve slipped a few times & we sometimes use condoms, more no than yes, she’s had some weird periods as of late that she’s never had. Instead of every month, it’s been every two weeks four times in a row. The past 2 days she’s been eating ALOT more than normal!
So were both praying she gets it soon. I thing she’s on week 3 right now. I’m stressing though big time.
Fuck me!
BRUCELEEAPOPPAUWILLBE, Oh no!
D[/quote]
NOOOOO, don’t say that! Damn you! I talked to her today & she says she doesn’t think so. I don’t know, but it’s pure hell waiting for her period to happen!!
To the one guy, cousins??
[quote]Mr. Shoop wrote:
Of course there’s always abstinence. I haven’t done anything more than hug a girl in close to 3 years. I’m pretty happy.
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ROFLMAO, good one.
[quote]Donut62 wrote:
Mr. Shoop wrote:
Of course there’s always abstinence. I haven’t done anything more than hug a girl in close to 3 years. I’m pretty happy.
ROFLMAO, good one.[/quote]
Sex is just like coffee. If you’re up to 4 cups/day, it’s hard to picture making it through the next day without a cup. But if you can force yourself through a week or so without it and find that natural energy, then you don’t need it anymore.
[quote]beaul wrote:
The age part isn’t what will be judged. there are other factors. she is 18, I am 27.[/quote]
Other factors? Did you stick it in her nose and tell her to inhale or somethin?
[quote]Mr. Shoop wrote:
Donut62 wrote:
Mr. Shoop wrote:
Of course there’s always abstinence. I haven’t done anything more than hug a girl in close to 3 years. I’m pretty happy.
ROFLMAO, good one.
Sex is just like coffee. If you’re up to 4 cups/day, it’s hard to picture making it through the next day without a cup. But if you can force yourself through a week or so without it and find that natural energy, then you don’t need it anymore.
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I’ll take your word for it:) I’m also addicted to coffee to though. Out of curiousity, was this choice driven by religious values, for some other moral reasons, or just to test oneself?
[quote]Mr. Shoop wrote:
beaul wrote:
The age part isn’t what will be judged. there are other factors. she is 18, I am 27.
Other factors? Did you stick it in her nose and tell her to inhale or somethin?[/quote]
I’m gonna guess Down’s Syndrome.
[quote]Donut62 wrote:
Mr. Shoop wrote:
Donut62 wrote:
Mr. Shoop wrote:
Of course there’s always abstinence. I haven’t done anything more than hug a girl in close to 3 years. I’m pretty happy.
ROFLMAO, good one.
Sex is just like coffee. If you’re up to 4 cups/day, it’s hard to picture making it through the next day without a cup. But if you can force yourself through a week or so without it and find that natural energy, then you don’t need it anymore.
I’ll take your word for it:) I’m also addicted to coffee to though. Out of curiousity, was this choice driven by religious values, for some other moral reasons, or just to test oneself?[/quote]
Yeah, I’m drinkin my 2nd cup of coffee right now… so maybe that was a crappy analogy. But yeah, my younger life was pretty screwed up. I dropped out of college, slept around with girls, got drunk pretty often, etc. It was fun a lot of times ya know, else why would we do such things?
But it never got me anywhere good and I felt like there had to be somethin more… somethin better out there. I was also up to about 240lbs at one point and size 40-42 waist wearing XXL shirts and I couldn’t do a single pull-up. I was a regular fat-ass. So I turned to God (probably sounds crazy in this day and age) and things have really come around since those days. Ya know it’s not easy all the times and changing oneself is almost never just a spur of the moment thing, but rather a long journey. I still screw up in a lot of ways (spend too much money on somethin stupid, slack off on my homework, eat crap I shouldn’t eat, say crap I shouldn’t say), but that’s cool because I learn as I go.
So I guess to get to the real point of it… I don’t mess around with girls anymore because I have this hope of having a good one one day. I want that one God will pick for me and I think it’ll be worth the wait.
[quote]Woppa wrote:
Mr. Shoop wrote:
beaul wrote:
The age part isn’t what will be judged. there are other factors. she is 18, I am 27.
Other factors? Did you stick it in her nose and tell her to inhale or somethin?
I’m gonna guess Down’s Syndrome.
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Close… shes a quadriplegic… she caught it from superman. That shit is so contagious!