Who said I didn’t take risks in other areas of my life?
The difference is I’m not dumb enough to take one that would kill me or get seriously financially destroyed from. The suicide rate for men after divorce is extremely high.
Hopefully you try pulling that thing with the wrong person on the street. Maybe he’s bigger then you, maybe he has a CCW, and you won’t see another bench again.
One day you’re going to try taking the wrong person’s girl and it will be the last thing you do.
Well, it wouldn’t be your girl now, so calm down small fry.
For a troll, you’re not good at picking up on when someone is trolling you. 4/10, would not recommend.
you win the internet with this post, firstly this
had me both laughing and stressing out at the same time as I thought of all the stuff I have to do and am already thinking about the inlaws next visit and that is more than 6 months away
and then you found a way to relate this topic to one of the best 80’s films there is.
Sir I salute you
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I seldom actually laugh out loud at a post, but this one hit the funny bone.
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Thanks. And you’re welcome.
How freaking stressful are winter holidays?
I mean, I love my in-laws, and they bend over backwards for us and the children, but I think most men have a feeling that life is on pause when with in-laws. 
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My misses and I moved half way round the world so we only see our parents for a small amount of time. When we do see them it is very intense as they stay in our house for a few weeks so there is really no way to escape. I struggle even with my own parents (who i love dearly), buy with the inlaws it is next level. I often feel it is just me being old and grumpy, because the kids love them being with us and even my wife seems to cope and is able to have some fun.
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@BrickHead maybe all that lifting did turn me mean…LOL
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in laws (on both sides) are a big reason I will likely never get married.
I don’t want to put up with ones that expect me to have children (more or less every Asian family) and I don’t want to subject any husband of mine to my extended family
When I get married, I am going to plow my wife lots and were going to go on lots of fun dates 
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You try too hard.
Not really, I’m pretty patient with the whole marriage thing, I want to make sure I have a nice amount of money saved up.
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Meh. I’ve been able to save a solid 5 figures just being on my own. I’m kind of used to it and addicted to it now. I live cheap and am able to save so much. Why throw that away? I can buy what I want and make some dreams come true now. If I were to focus to much on getting laid I’d be loosing shit tons of money with little to no reward anyways.
The last date I went on “didn’t agree with my views” and the other one literally admitted to using people for money, so you can hit the highway. I don’t have time for any of that shit man.
I’ve been alone for so long (as in not in a relationship) that I’m pretty much used to it. Fulfilling my dreams and hedonism is my new objective.
Love doesn’t exist. Soul-mates don’t exist. We are all just slightly advanced gorillas controlled by chemicals.
You can do cool shit alone. You don’t need to be with someone.
WOW REALLY? IM SKINNY? THANKS DETECTIVE. I wouldn’t have known otherwise.
Who the fuck is that? I don’t watch anything new.
LMAO, get ready to loose all of that when she leaves and takes half. Don’t do it dude.
You can and are supposed to save while married too. That’s also an option.
He won’t. Because then they make you buy a bunch of useless crap like dumb furniture, trinkets, etc.
“You can’t have a big screen TV”
“Man, my wife wont LET me have that nice new TV”