[quote]PJ34 wrote:
Punch me and call me the ‘one-exericse question guy’ if i’m wrong but…
I swear I heard Dan John say
“What am I, an AIDS dipped hand grenade??”
If I imagined that one, it’s time for therapy.
Mark[/quote]
yea, you heard him right!!
La’
Redsol1
[quote]firebug9 wrote:
Chris Shugart – in regard to the percent of obese people. " I think that number is alittle low – Have they been to a fucking Wal-Mart?" Front butts everywhere.
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[quote]ChristinaJenkins wrote:
firebug9 wrote:
Chris Shugart – in regard to the percent of obese people. " I think that number is alittle low – Have they been to a fucking Wal-Mart?" Front butts everywhere.
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Still cracks me up…had to really hold my laughter in at the store the other day…front butts abound.
My favorite quote…let me think…‘Fouts get a fucking beer’.
Closely followed in second place by…‘Fouts did you not fucking hear me…get me a fucking beer’.
I know it seems self absorbed but it has to be the best quote as it was picked up and used by a huge number of people.
p.s: If one more persons mentions broccoli…I’m gunna come over there and kick you where the broccoli doesn’t grow.
[quote]Will Heffernan wrote:
My favorite quote…let me think…‘Fouts get a fucking beer’.
Closely followed in second place by…‘Fouts did you not fucking hear me…get me a fucking beer’.
I know it seems self absorbed but it has to be the best quote as it was picked up and used by a huge number of people.
p.s: If one more persons mentions broccoli…I’m gunna come over there and kick you where the broccoli doesn’t grow.[/quote]
So full of promises…broccoli!
[quote]PJ34 wrote:
Punch me and call me the ‘one-exericse question guy’ if i’m wrong but…
I swear I heard Dan John say
“What am I, an AIDS dipped hand grenade??”
If I imagined that one, it’s time for therapy.
Mark[/quote]
Yeah, he said that – I can’t remember if that quote was immediately prior, or immediately subsequent to this other gem: “It’s like someone farted in the squat rack.”
[Note: The set up was that DJ was starting to speak after a break, but there was a crowd in the back purchasing DVDs and still chatting.]
[quote]BostonBarrister wrote:
Yeah, he said that – I can’t remember if that quote was immediately prior, or immediately subsequent to this other gem: “It’s like someone farted in the squat rack.”
[Note: The set up was that DJ was starting to speak after a break, but there was a crowd in the back purchasing DVDs and still chatting.][/quote]
Another gem is the theory that fishoil burps are great intraoffice weapons!
La’
Redsol1