I’ve NEVER heard this one but I like it.
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But if someone else’s?
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You didn’t have to put so much effort into telling me Navy guys can’t get this right… I knew
This was a definitive one-up.
I feel both bad and amused at what’s happened to @Dani_Shugart’s log.
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Please do! This has been quite the education for me.
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Very curious about this.
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This is the best thread ever. 
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Oh man, this reminds me of a more unfortunate social bluster of mine.
Like 18 months ago, I’m going through a training school. Have a couple good buddies in the class, to include Matt. Everyone knows Matt, because he is 6”8’. Hard guy to miss in a room.
We have a big test that everyone’s nervous for, I’m going to take a leak before the test starts. Using the urinal, Matt walks up and starts to pee next to me. As a joke I just go “hey man, nice dick.” Oddly, Matt doesn’t respond, he would normally laugh at something like that and respond with some type of homoerotic remark. It’s a known fact that I am a comedy genius, so he must just be nervous for the test.
Whatever, joke didn’t land, I go wash my hands when I look back at Matt, and come to the HORRIBLE realization that the guy next to me is in fact not Matt, just some random other freakishly tall guy who is absolutely refusing to break eye contact with the wall in front of him.
I left without saying a word, walked up to actual Matt in the classroom and yelled at him for not being in the bathroom lol. Never saw that other freakishly tall guy again, but I like to imagine that he thinks of me often 
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Incredible story.
It’s bad enough he didn’t respond, but I can’t think of a response that would have been less awkward than silence.
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I do believe that you and @Chris_Shugart have a movie to watch then. If you know, you know.
Demolition Man with Stallone and Wesley Snipes.
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OH MY GOODNESS. I can’t get over this story!! 
Chris and I agree that you’re a great storyteller. More please!
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Adding it to our movie night list! Thanks so much!
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Lol, next time I accidentally sexually harass a stranger, I’ll be sure to let y’all know.
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It’s a must watch. The other gentlemen forgot to add that Sandra Bullock plays the leading lady.
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There’s no intent clause - “accidentally” is not an important part of your defense
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Yes! That’s what Chris said last night!
We love doing “flashback” movie night. Last year, we had a running list of 80s and 90s movies to rewatch or watch for the first time. We got through about half the list and then lost the paper it was written on!
It was fun to finally see iconic 80s movies that I’d heard of for so many years: Risky Business, Fatal Attraction, Die Hard!
And I got Chris to watch my ultimate favorite 90s movies that somehow slipped past him.
So if anyone has recommendations, we’ll start a new list.
The next stranger may actually enjoy it!
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It does give you an out. Kind of the public restroom version of “you want to grab dinner? Oh, I just remembered, I can’t either.”
I’m really looking forward to the next “highlighted discussion” from the forums…
Dani learns about urinals
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The Breakfast Club and St. Elmos Fire are classic 80s movies that often get overlooked for the more family-based, childhood nostalgia, comedy, or action-y ones. Definitely add them in!
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I kinda love that this veered off on a hilarious tangent.
Thank you all for some serious laughs! 
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
The Princess Bride
Man in the Iron Mask (1998)
@Andrewgen_Receptors Good movie. The sex scene was hilarious!
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