Dani's Rebel Log

I’m sorry for your loss

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It’s wildlife, let it run.

Shoulda run faster.

I actually respect your choice, I just also find myself hilarious.

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Hi Vegan, I’m Dani!

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Yes, maybe, or it was its destiny.

:unamused:

And dads everywhere rejoiced

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Cheer up, Vegan! :blush:

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Vegans are just bad hunters.

  • Native American proverb, probably.
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Okay that needs to be a meme because I choked on my own spit when I laughed just now.

It’s not entirely accurate since many tribes were very agriculture-based, but I did hear one old Lakota man (my tribe, the stereotypical horseback buffalo hunters) scoff at the idea of being vegan when he saw someone promoting veganism on TV. He couldn’t fathom why you would choose to go without meat.

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That’s awesome!

Love hearing more about people in our T Nation community.

Thanks! I picked cool ancestors, haha.

If anyone has ever had a good bison burger (@T3hPwnisher?), I think they would agree that it blows a veggie burger (and even beef) out of the water.

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Agreed! Love a good burger.

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Same

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And a new classic:

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That second one is perfect.

For the ladies in here, do you get it? Do you understand the level of sociopath it takes to use the urinal right next to someone?

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We’d do it in high school as a joke (to our friends). If someone did it seriously to me I would strongly question their character.

One girl had a dad who, when using a urinal, would rest both hands on the wall above the urinal. I never quite knew what to make of that but something about it gave off the aura of a man who was very confident.

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Knew a kid in middle school who would drop his pants and underwear to the floor when at the urinal. Had no idea this was the wrong way to do it. I bet his dad did that. Or creepy uncle. Anyway, he was set straight with some good-intentioned bullying.

We’re going to talk about peeing now, Dani. Go do your silly log somewhere else. :grin:

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If you pee with your hands on your hips, you win.

I’m also just as surprised when you’re at an arena and there is both a trough and a urinal available and someone chooses the urinal; I don’t know why, but that’s the wrong choice.

Chris said it was ok to keep going!

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I take it you don’t wear flip flops often? If you do, you’d know for sure that you do not, in fact, win by doing this.

I feel the opposite. The trough doesn’t even have a wall between you and the shooter next to you. I also don’t need to peripherally see someone shaking the last bit of ketchup out the bottle.

This whole post has made me reconsider how well I thought I knew you… I bet you don’t even know how to use the 3 shell method :nail_care:

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