Danica Patrick

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:
She has no boobs and the face of a goblin, and those pictures are icredibly air brushed. She is normal.[/quote]
These are the qualities of a “normal” woman, who you would also have sex with?[/quote]
She is not blonde and plastic filled

a whole thread devoted to convincing others that Danica is not hot.

(shakes head, rolls eyes)

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:

Ronda Rousey is hot, Danica Patric is okay[/quote]

i wouldn’t mind being “arm”- barred by ronda if you know what i mean

or taking danica for a ride…

see what i did there?

[quote]Waittz wrote:

Racing may be a sport in definition but it is really a contest. One that is not decided by physical merits, more so on mental ones.

Racing also isnt dominated by men because it is more physically demanding, it is because most involved in the sport(namely NASCAR) are sexist good ole boys.
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You’d be surprised how tiring racing can get and how much stress it actually puts on your body, especially in F1. Granted, they are not training their body day in and day out, but they still have to be fit. Even in GT3 events, the G’s around corners will start straining your neck and other muscles in your torso pretty badly after some time. However, the main component is being able to focus while your body becomes fatigued. In the end, it’s not physically demanding as most sports, but to say that it is not decided by any physical merits is overlooking what it actually takes.

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What 40 time to you need to run in NASCAR?
How strong to you have to be?
What ball handling ability?
What situational awareness do you need? (with OUT someone telling you what to do in a helmet radio)

Fuck ESPN. Why the fuck do they call NASCAR, billiards and poker “sports” but then I have to buy a special channel or go to an Irish pub at 4:00 in the morning to watch a rugby match - you know, a REAL man’s game?

Danica Patric is average to slightly above average. ANY average chick can look good when you airbrush the fuck out of her and pose her on a Cobra in a bikini.

[quote]FattyFat wrote:
imhungry, you always bring the best gifs.
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Thanks, FF :slight_smile:

DP, is cute. To each their own, people.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:
She has no boobs and the face of a goblin, and those pictures are icredibly air brushed. She is normal.[/quote]
These are the qualities of a “normal” woman, who you would also have sex with?[/quote]
She is not blonde and plastic filled[/quote]

Small tits on an athletic body look fantastic, imo.

“Face of a goblin”? hardly.

Would smash with the torque of a 400 Cummins Turbo Diesel.

Heh. I said “Cummins”.

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

What situational awareness do you need? (with OUT someone telling you what to do in a helmet radio)
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A lot. You need a shit ton of awareness, especially in NASCAR since the cars have absolutely no driver aids, contact is allowed to a point, and the cars are almost impossible to drive unless they are travelling at least 150mph.

[quote]Waittz wrote:
She has no boobs and the face of a goblin, and those pictures are icredibly air brushed. She is normal.[/quote]

LOL…ok Bro, you had better be one George Clooney/Brad Pitt looking dude to be throwing around those kinds of terms.

She may not be your cup of tea, but “goblin”… wow…show us your Victoria Secret girlfriend por favor’.

Danica?

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Danica?[/quote]

Smaller ears and one more finger and I would hit it… And that Dancia chick is cute but that’s it.

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

Danica Patric is average to slightly above average. ANY average chick can look good when you airbrush the fuck out of her and pose her on a Cobra in a bikini. [/quote]

X2

Nascar is also just an excuse for people to get wasted waiting for the final 15 laps, then the drivers actually start racing, which leads to crashes since theyre not that great of a drivers to start with. So the final 15 laps or so take forever due to the cautions and bullshit. Really, it’s stupid and i cant wait for F1 to start back up.

Wow. This thread has been more fun than I intended.

She isn’t the hottest woman ever, but if you wouldn’t put it to her you may need to rethink some serious life choices.

I just hate ESPN. Fuck em. They don’t give any credit to WSM but show Poker and bowling every fucking day.

I know sex sells, but that doesn’t make me give a damn about NASCAR. I have the internet, I can search porn pretty quickly. I feel like they don’t understand that you can’t base sports around sex appeal. ESPN needs an overhaul to get to real sports.

Throw in some Rugby, more boxing, mma/kickboxing, martial arts, track/field, or maybe show NBA games! Every damn week I miss good games while something stupid is on. Don’t show NBA tonight while a game is on!

Seriously, the spelling bee is shown, but the WSM finals were not.

[quote]Drake37 wrote:
Wow. This thread has been more fun than I intended.

She isn’t the hottest woman ever, but if you wouldn’t put it to her you may need to rethink some serious life choices.

I just hate ESPN. Fuck em. They don’t give any credit to WSM but show Poker and bowling every fucking day.

I know sex sells, but that doesn’t make me give a damn about NASCAR. I have the internet, I can search porn pretty quickly. I feel like they don’t understand that you can’t base sports around sex appeal. ESPN needs an overhaul to get to real sports.

Throw in some Rugby, more boxing, mma/kickboxing, martial arts, track/field, or maybe show NBA games! Every damn week I miss good games while something stupid is on. Don’t show NBA tonight while a game is on!

Seriously, the spelling bee is shown, but the WSM finals were not. [/quote]

Speak the motherfuckin’ truth.

[quote]UtahLama wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:
She has no boobs and the face of a goblin, and those pictures are icredibly air brushed. She is normal.[/quote]

LOL…ok Bro, you had better be one George Clooney/Brad Pitt looking dude to be throwing around those kinds of terms.

She may not be your cup of tea, but “goblin”… wow…show us your Victoria Secret girlfriend por favor’.[/quote]

I am. And i would but i doubt she wants me to put her picture on the internet. You can look me up on facebook, and i am very proud of my 21 year old Brazilian girlfriend.

Whoever mentioned Rousey, have you seen her pics from ESPNs last Body issue? Hubba hubba.

[quote]Drake37 wrote:
Wow. This thread has been more fun than I intended.

She isn’t the hottest woman ever, but if you wouldn’t put it to her you may need to rethink some serious life choices.

I just hate ESPN. Fuck em. They don’t give any credit to WSM but show Poker and bowling every fucking day.

I know sex sells, but that doesn’t make me give a damn about NASCAR. I have the internet, I can search porn pretty quickly. I feel like they don’t understand that you can’t base sports around sex appeal. ESPN needs an overhaul to get to real sports.

Throw in some Rugby, more boxing, mma/kickboxing, martial arts, track/field, or maybe show NBA games! Every damn week I miss good games while something stupid is on. Don’t show NBA tonight while a game is on!

Seriously, the spelling bee is shown, but the WSM finals were not. [/quote]

That’s not how it works, ESPN can’t just broadcast whatever the hell they want - sporting events get broadcasted based on whichever network has the contract with that particular team and organization. For NBA, I believe that TNT has the rights to show most of the nationally televised games. ESPN might want to show the game, they just don’t have the rights to it.

No one wants to watch WSM, rugby (aside from AC apparently) and lower-tier fights. The good boxing matches / mma fights that you actually want to see are typically PPV, again, ESPN couldn’t show them even if they wanted to.

It is not like their is a bias against “performance sports”, they just aren’t popular. ESPN used to show WSM stuff all the time, but people stopped watching, so they stopped showing it. ESPN gave a ton of coverage to the CrossFit games (both men and women) last year, because a lot of CrossFitters (and spectators) were tuning into the action, and Reebok as putting some big advertising dollars behind the competition.

[quote]challer1 wrote:

[quote]Drake37 wrote:
Wow. This thread has been more fun than I intended.

She isn’t the hottest woman ever, but if you wouldn’t put it to her you may need to rethink some serious life choices.

I just hate ESPN. Fuck em. They don’t give any credit to WSM but show Poker and bowling every fucking day.

I know sex sells, but that doesn’t make me give a damn about NASCAR. I have the internet, I can search porn pretty quickly. I feel like they don’t understand that you can’t base sports around sex appeal. ESPN needs an overhaul to get to real sports.

Throw in some Rugby, more boxing, mma/kickboxing, martial arts, track/field, or maybe show NBA games! Every damn week I miss good games while something stupid is on. Don’t show NBA tonight while a game is on!

Seriously, the spelling bee is shown, but the WSM finals were not. [/quote]

That’s not how it works, ESPN can’t just broadcast whatever the hell they want - sporting events get broadcasted based on whichever network has the contract with that particular team and organization. For NBA, I believe that TNT has the rights to show most of the nationally televised games. ESPN might want to show the game, they just don’t have the rights to it.

No one wants to watch WSM, rugby (aside from AC apparently) and lower-tier fights. The good boxing matches / mma fights that you actually want to see are typically PPV, again, ESPN couldn’t show them even if they wanted to.

It is not like their is a bias against “performance sports”, they just aren’t popular. ESPN used to show WSM stuff all the time, but people stopped watching, so they stopped showing it. ESPN gave a ton of coverage to the CrossFit games (both men and women) last year, because a lot of CrossFitters (and spectators) were tuning into the action, and Reebok as putting some big advertising dollars behind the competition.[/quote]

Wouldn’t it be great if it DID work that way though?

becca squatted what?? benched what?? damn thats some heavy weight…maybe espn dosent want to reconize women on a ton of drugs… cause we all know it wasnt done drug free…

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Danica?[/quote]
Where do you find all of these? Im dying right now