Ct. Rockula, How Do You Train?

[quote]Professor X wrote:
People like him and Headhunter are simply here for the soul purpose of stirring shit. They have no power if you ignore them.[/quote]

Bingo.

I could not have said that better myself. Which is why I actively ignore both those posters.

Protoculture makes some very good points as well. It just amazes me that people would actually go to those lengths - stealing someone’s pics and passing it off as themselves. Wouldn’t you feel like a total fucking idiot doing something like that? I mean, wouldn’t you feel like a piece of shit liar who is so pathetic in his failure to achieve goals, that he pretends to be someone else?

And how awful is that self-realization? That you’re such a fucking sychophantic douchebag who is so desperate for attention and respect (and even if you pulled it off, how could you truthfully take that respect as directed at yourself? You know you’re full of shit.) that you do something like that?

I dunno - it just seems incredibly, fucked up. Like, get your head examined fucked up…

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
UGH.

rock. one decent full body pic man. that’s all i’m asking for.

and an FFM

Fixed that for ya, HM.[/quote]

dammit rrjc, it was all about the MMF. after all, i promised you i’d share right?

[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Du hast recht, mein herr.

Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
upkaeireh mbooto or something like that?

He’s still posting (in GAL though), or are you talking about somebody else?

[/quote]

Hey cool:) google translate works

“You’re right, sir.”

but there is no secret wisdom unveiled :frowning:

[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
In all the excitement regarding my “online boasts” -

  • What happened to the OP?

  • I’m still waiting for someone to ask me how I train!

  • If someone DOES ask me how I train, the first person who correctly/close guesses my response wins 10 grand (code of honor, no lies) paypal.

Have at it.
[/quote]

With so much drama in the l-b-c
Its kinda hard bein snoop d-o-double-g
But i, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day
May i, kick a little something for the gs (yeah)
And, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the partys still jumpin
Cause my momma aint home
I got bitches in the living room gettin it on
And, they aint leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)

I’m still laughing that X said “soul purpose.”

Love ya, man.

This is fucked. If Rock has an alternative lifestyle why ridicule him for it? Why call him out in such an abrasive fashion? Why so much hate for a guy that posts some classic stuff? This motherfucker, this Stringer bitch is merely stirring up the shit pot and turning us against each other. Rock does not deserve to be in the crosshairs.

[quote]Growing_Boy wrote:
This is fucked. If Rock has an alternative lifestyle why ridicule him for it? Why call him out in such an abrasive fashion? Why so much hate for a guy that posts some classic stuff? This motherfucker, this Stringer bitch is merely stirring up the shit pot and turning us against each other. Rock does not deserve to be in the crosshairs. [/quote]

ehhhh,

i could give two shits about him posting about being a vampire and sucking blood and owning a club and whatever.

but he DID start posting that he was a personal trainer (and a supposedly succesful one at that) and that at 305 he ‘looks the part’.

that my good sir, deserves a call out IMO.

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
Growing_Boy wrote:
This is fucked. If Rock has an alternative lifestyle why ridicule him for it? Why call him out in such an abrasive fashion? Why so much hate for a guy that posts some classic stuff? This motherfucker, this Stringer bitch is merely stirring up the shit pot and turning us against each other. Rock does not deserve to be in the crosshairs.

ehhhh,

i could give two shits about him posting about being a vampire and sucking blood and owning a club and whatever.

but he DID start posting that he was a personal trainer (and a supposedly succesful one at that) and that at 305 he ‘looks the part’.

that my good sir, deserves a call out IMO.
[/quote]

ehh, that might be the opium poppy that broke the camels back

[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
You have much hate in your heart, youngblood. And you showed so much promise once…

LiveFromThe781 wrote:
another person i dont take seriously at all is Tribunal Dude. somehow he knows everything about everything from powerlifting epidurals to reptilian overloads and makes himself out to be a 6’2 260 pound street fighter/ghost hunter/chemist/conspiracy theorist

[/quote]

was Ukpraite Mombooto one of your aliases or something?

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
tribunaldude wrote:
In all the excitement regarding my “online boasts” -

  • What happened to the OP?

  • I’m still waiting for someone to ask me how I train!

  • If someone DOES ask me how I train, the first person who correctly/close guesses my response wins 10 grand (code of honor, no lies) paypal.

Have at it.

With so much drama in the l-b-c
Its kinda hard bein snoop d-o-double-g
But i, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day
May i, kick a little something for the gs (yeah)
And, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the partys still jumpin
Cause my momma aint home
I got bitches in the living room gettin it on
And, they aint leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)

[/quote]

I heard sipping on Gin and Juice was catabolic. I’m not sure if you should be listening to rap music that encourages such acts. =)

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
tribunaldude wrote:
You have much hate in your heart, youngblood. And you showed so much promise once…

LiveFromThe781 wrote:
another person i dont take seriously at all is Tribunal Dude. somehow he knows everything about everything from powerlifting epidurals to reptilian overloads and makes himself out to be a 6’2 260 pound street fighter/ghost hunter/chemist/conspiracy theorist

was Ukpraite Mombooto one of your aliases or something?[/quote]

Interesting connection thar. I can definitely see a distinct resemblance between the two personalities. Personally, I think Tribunal is legitimate, and has dolled out some great advice in the past. I probably just like him because he’s a pothead, though.

Our type have to stick together.

[quote]SSC wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
tribunaldude wrote:
You have much hate in your heart, youngblood. And you showed so much promise once…

LiveFromThe781 wrote:
another person i dont take seriously at all is Tribunal Dude. somehow he knows everything about everything from powerlifting epidurals to reptilian overloads and makes himself out to be a 6’2 260 pound street fighter/ghost hunter/chemist/conspiracy theorist

was Ukpraite Mombooto one of your aliases or something?

Interesting connection thar. I can definitely see a distinct resemblance between the two personalities. Personally, I think Tribunal is legitimate, and has dolled out some great advice in the past. I probably just like him because he’s a pothead, though.

Our type have to stick together.[/quote]

Their personalities and styles are pretty much identical, down to the way they share the frequent (unique to those two) semicolon-where-an-apostrophe-should-be mistake in their writings.

That being said, I can appreciate a good stoner. And he is one of the best posters in this forum.

As far as the good Count is concerned… not only is his user name cool, but he also has one of the funnier posts in ahzaz’s haircut thread. I don’t care if he is legit or not, as he doesn’t really “troll” in the classic sense and I can appreciate having people around for their sense of humor.

this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen on this board.

[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
In all the excitement regarding my “online boasts” -

  • What happened to the OP?

  • I’m still waiting for someone to ask me how I train!

  • If someone DOES ask me how I train, the first person who correctly/close guesses my response wins 10 grand (code of honor, no lies) paypal.

Have at it.
[/quote]

You train using a 3 day bouncing split:

Monday: combat pyramids with shortened rest intervals
Tuesday: Capoeira
Wednesday: Steel12’s 200 pullups a day superset with leaping bulgarian flies
Thursday: OFF
Friday: combat pyramids with longer rest intervals
Saturday: Nigerian Zumba
Sunday: pre-victorian lat assault routine

You alternate this with Nick Tumminello’s programs to keep your body “guessing”.

No.

I live in the United States, while he moves between Zimbabwe and Zaire.

He was mainly into white collar fraud and political terrorism - while I am a “businessman”. A good one.

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
was Ukpraite Mombooto one of your aliases or something?[/quote]

Since my earlier post was not allowed to go through…

NO. UM (not his real name obviously) resides in Zaire and occassionally Zimbabwe.

I live in the US of A.

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
tribunaldude wrote:
You have much hate in your heart, youngblood. And you showed so much promise once…

LiveFromThe781 wrote:
another person i dont take seriously at all is Tribunal Dude. somehow he knows everything about everything from powerlifting epidurals to reptilian overloads and makes himself out to be a 6’2 260 pound street fighter/ghost hunter/chemist/conspiracy theorist

was Ukpraite Mombooto one of your aliases or something?[/quote]

wow i dont believe this tribunal dude at all

i guess my first post didnt go through…

TD i totally believe you.

[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
So who am I?

  1. I am a skinny 150 pound oriental kid with a boatload of pot.
    [/quote]

You’re not me.

My existence has finally been validated.

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i guess my first post didnt go through…

TD i totally believe you.[/quote]